FED Ex Humor. . Ehre E? After every flight, FEDEX pilots fill out a form, known as a "gripe shee " to tell mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mecha
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FED Ex Humor

Ehre E?
After every flight, FEDEX pilots fill out a form, known
as a "gripe shee " to tell mechanics about problems
with the aircraft. The mechanics fix the problem, and
then document their repairs on the form.
Here are some actual maintenance problems submitted
by the pilots {marked with a "P' and the solutions
recorded (marked by an "S' bby maintenance
engineers, who by the way have a sense of humor:
Pt Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
S: Left inside main tire almost replaced.
P: Test flight , except auto- land very rough.
S: Dutchland not installed on this aircraft.
P: Something loose in cockpit
S: Something tightened in cockpit
P: Dead bugs on windshield
S: Live bugs on back order.
P: Auto pilot in mode produces a no
feet per minute descent.
S: Can' t reproduce problem on the ground.
P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.
P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: one volume set more believable level.
P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick
S: That' s what friction locks are for.
P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
St IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.
Pt Suspect crack in windshield.
S: Suspect you' re right,
Pt Number 3 engine missing.
Sr, Engine found on right wing after brief search.
P: Aircraft handles funny.
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, tty right and
be serious.
P: Target radar home
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics,
P: House in cockpit
St Cat installed in cockpit.
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel.
Sounds like a midget pounding on something
with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget.
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#4 - Stan Marsh (01/31/2013) [-]
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User avatar #3 - ihasapie (01/30/2013) [-]
Repost. But this time with a gay 9gag watermark...


But the post itself is still funny, I guess.
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