Fuckin Trucks. .. I can relate. I was a fat kid growing up. I was in the living room watching TV and I heard the infamous lure of the ice cream truck's melodic tune. I dashed out Fuckin Trucks I can relate was a fat kid growing up in the living room watching TV and heard infamous lure of ice cream truck's melodic tune dashed out
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#21 - grahamernazi
Reply +187
(01/30/2013) [-]
I can relate. I was a fat kid growing up. I was in the living room watching TV and I heard the infamous lure of the ice cream truck's melodic tune. I dashed out of the house and mounted my bike in a flash. Pedaled as fast as possible for my fat self. Went up Leland St. and heard it at the end of the street. Got to the end of the street and heard it 2 streets down. As I approached Dundee Rd., I noticed I might not make it to the truck. You see, this was no ordinary road. It was a 120 ft. to the peak at an 85 degree angle. My feeble legs were no match for this hill. I drove my bike into the stop sign and ran up the mountainous road. As I climbed higher, feverishly clawing my way to the top, I peeked over the summit, I caught a glimpse of what might be the ice cream truck at the end of the road. I laid there in silence. Thinking to myself: "why would this man drive all over a neighborhood full of kids and not slow down?" So I rolled to the bottom of the hill, slowly picked up my soil-covered bike, and walked it home while sulking in my defeat. I opened the door, kicked off my shoes, and plopped on the couch to finish the last episode of DBZ when I heard the most unexpected sound ever; the ice cream truck's haunting melody. I arose from the couch and poked my nose out the window like a prairie dog. That bastard was right in the front of my house. I glared menacingly at the truck as it drove past my house in an overly slow, taunting speed. It was that day that I knew that Satan had hired the most sadistic man in all of the land to drive that truck.

MFW.
#69 to #21 - pedobearseviltwin
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(01/30/2013) [-]
I bet he's angry at himself if he reads this. He probably missed out on a lot of money.
#76 to #21 - falloutfanatic
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(01/31/2013) [-]
#59 to #21 - SONUVABEACH
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Maybe the ice cream man realized you made an effort to follow him all the way, noticed the top of your head as you climbed that hill, and thought to himself "Poor bastard, I guess I'll go see which house he lives in to sell him some ice cream. Maybe I shouldn't have driven so fast..." Only to never find the kid again, which means no money for the day. So, perhaps in the end, you made him guilt trip. HFW
#1 - huntergriff ONLINE
Reply +74
(01/30/2013) [-]
MFW i never had the money to pay for ice cream as a child.
#2 to #1 - bagofmeth [OP]
Reply +4
(01/30/2013) [-]
I feel ya bro.
I feel ya bro.
#3 to #2 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(01/30/2013) [-]
the **** am i looking at?
#4 to #3 - bagofmeth [OP]
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Life.
#5 to #4 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Whut r u doin?!
#6 to #5 - bagofmeth [OP]
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Drinking tea.
#7 to #6 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Oh. what kind of tea?
#8 to #7 - bagofmeth [OP]
Reply +14
(01/30/2013) [-]
Kool-aid
#9 to #8 - huntergriff ONLINE
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(01/30/2013) [-]
#10 to #9 - bagofmeth [OP]
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Si senor
Si senor
#81 to #1 - dexorcitor
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(01/31/2013) [-]
LEE IS A GREAT GUY HE PROBABLY HAD MONEY FOR ICE CREAM, DON'T YOU BLAME LEE FOR THIS. HE DID A GOOD JOB.
LEE IS A GREAT GUY HE PROBABLY HAD MONEY FOR ICE CREAM, DON'T YOU BLAME LEE FOR THIS. HE DID A GOOD JOB.
#20 - stealthfoxbrony
Reply +71
(01/30/2013) [-]
Only the strong get ice cream!
#22 to #20 - derpyhoovesretard
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(01/30/2013) [-]
#58 to #22 - potilas
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(01/30/2013) [-]
#30 to #22 - therealtotodile ONLINE
Reply +9
(01/30/2013) [-]
gotta go fast
#16 - broorb
Reply +60
(01/30/2013) [-]
when I was a kid, my dad told me that when the ice-cream truck turned on its music, it meant that it'd run out of ice-cream.
when I was a kid, my dad told me that when the ice-cream truck turned on its music, it meant that it'd run out of ice-cream.
#65 to #16 - samanthasky
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Not sure why this tickled me, but it really did.
#110 to #65 - broorb
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Hah, glad you enjoyed! I was gutted when I found out
#18 to #16 - mcstorms
Reply +5
(01/30/2013) [-]
Sure he did that wasn't top content 5 times or anything
#38 to #18 - broorb
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Oh. Maybe it's a common thing to tell kids. I've never seen that, hahahaha
#100 - phex
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Muslims...
#40 - hellsjester
Reply +52
(01/30/2013) [-]
alright guys you know the routine...
lets get that girl some icecream....
#61 - lamaswithhats
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(01/30/2013) [-]
OH I GET IT!!!! THE GUY JUST REALIZED THAT NOW HE'S AN ADULT HE'S KINDA LIKE SQUIDWARD!!! THAT'S FUNNY I LIKE THAT JOKE!
#93 to #61 - srskate
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Good joke. Must be the first time its ever been used.
Good joke. Must be the first time its ever been used.
#133 to #93 - lamaswithhats
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(01/31/2013) [-]
NO I DO THEM OCCASIONLLY
#92 - chezburger
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Y, truck? Y u do dis?
#96 to #92 - zamka
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(01/31/2013) [-]
i never get tired of this pic.
#79 - stopdropandtroll
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Them ice cream truck drivers are some sadistic bastards, aren't they?
Them ice cream truck drivers are some sadistic bastards, aren't they?
#83 to #79 - xsap
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(01/31/2013) [-]
every day... after school me and 50 other kids wait for the light to change to red so we can all cross the street to get to the bus stop... regardless of the light being green or red there is always 5-10 ******* that just start walking like they own the street with they're pants half way to they're ankles... and every day i pray that 1 of they gets hit by bus or something...
#57 - wutda
Reply +27
(01/30/2013) [-]
looks like she is worshiping the devil.
#84 to #57 - notkontaizumi
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(01/31/2013) [-]
I have been saving this for a while
#60 to #57 - skysailor
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Haha, I've had this for a while.
#63 to #60 - warlockrichard
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(01/30/2013) [-]
s'all good I got this
#73 to #63 - flyingfrogslash
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(01/30/2013) [-]
#86 to #73 - wutda
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(01/31/2013) [-]
UNO