Fuckin Trucks. . so my little sister heard the ice cream truck and tried to grab her money and run after it but she couldn' t catch up so now she' s just kinda
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Fuckin Trucks

so my little sister heard the ice
cream truck and tried to grab her
money and run after it but she
couldn' t catch up so now she' s just
kinda lying there on the street
Iah"
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#21 - grahamernazi (01/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I can relate. I was a fat kid growing up. I was in the living room watching TV and I heard the infamous lure of the ice cream truck's melodic tune. I dashed out of the house and mounted my bike in a flash. Pedaled as fast as possible for my fat self. Went up Leland St. and heard it at the end of the street. Got to the end of the street and heard it 2 streets down. As I approached Dundee Rd., I noticed I might not make it to the truck. You see, this was no ordinary road. It was a 120 ft. to the peak at an 85 degree angle. My feeble legs were no match for this hill. I drove my bike into the stop sign and ran up the mountainous road. As I climbed higher, feverishly clawing my way to the top, I peeked over the summit, I caught a glimpse of what might be the ice cream truck at the end of the road. I laid there in silence. Thinking to myself: "why would this man drive all over a neighborhood full of kids and not slow down?" So I rolled to the bottom of the hill, slowly picked up my soil-covered bike, and walked it home while sulking in my defeat. I opened the door, kicked off my shoes, and plopped on the couch to finish the last episode of DBZ when I heard the most unexpected sound ever; the ice cream truck's haunting melody. I arose from the couch and poked my nose out the window like a prairie dog. That bastard was right in the front of my house. I glared menacingly at the truck as it drove past my house in an overly slow, taunting speed. It was that day that I knew that Satan had hired the most sadistic man in all of the land to drive that truck.

MFW.
#1 - huntergriff ONLINE (01/30/2013) [+] (10 replies)
MFW i never had the money to pay for ice cream as a child.
#20 - stealthfoxbrony ONLINE (01/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Only the strong get ice cream!
#16 - broorb (01/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
when I was a kid, my dad told me that when the ice-cream truck turned on its music, it meant that it'd run out of ice-cream.
when I was a kid, my dad told me that when the ice-cream truck turned on its music, it meant that it'd run out of ice-cream.
#100 - phex (01/31/2013) [-]
Muslims...
#40 - hellsjester (01/30/2013) [-]
alright guys you know the routine...
lets get that girl some icecream....
#61 - lamaswithhats (01/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
OH I GET IT!!!! THE GUY JUST REALIZED THAT NOW HE'S AN ADULT HE'S KINDA LIKE SQUIDWARD!!! THAT'S FUNNY I LIKE THAT JOKE!
#92 - chezburger (01/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Y, truck? Y u do dis?
#79 - stopdropandtroll (01/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Them ice cream truck drivers are some sadistic bastards, aren't they?
Them ice cream truck drivers are some sadistic bastards, aren't they?
#57 - wutda (01/30/2013) [+] (5 replies)
looks like she is worshiping the devil.
#94 - bswifty (01/31/2013) [-]
Today's flavor, disappointment.
#82 - ohgodmysides (01/31/2013) [-]
What a missleading title
#106 - deliciousdee ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
To this day I sometimes look back and wonder if I should regret having used my rare silver dollars to pay at the icecream truck...

but then I remember that I got some ************ Choco Tacos and I feel justified.
User avatar #11 - spikethepony (01/30/2013) [-]
This killed me slightly inside.
+14
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#99 - nephtus (01/31/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"oh look, my sister is lying heads down in the middle of the street, better hurry and take a picture instead of getting here out of there before she gets run over by a car"
#104 to #99 - deadmuerto (01/31/2013) [-]
...unless you hate her and she is the only one standing between you and your millionaire parents' money
User avatar #74 - falloutfanatic ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
first world problems
+10
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#35 - happyphoton (01/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Here is the original undoctored photo. It's actually another angle of that famous NATGEO photograph. OP is from Africa.
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