Fuckin Trucks. . so my little sister heard the ice cream truck and tried to grab her money and run after it but she couldn' t catch up so now she' s just kinda
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#21 - grahamernazi (01/30/2013) [-]
I can relate. I was a fat kid growing up. I was in the living room watching TV and I heard the infamous lure of the ice cream truck's melodic tune. I dashed out of the house and mounted my bike in a flash. Pedaled as fast as possible for my fat self. Went up Leland St. and heard it at the end of the street. Got to the end of the street and heard it 2 streets down. As I approached Dundee Rd., I noticed I might not make it to the truck. You see, this was no ordinary road. It was a 120 ft. to the peak at an 85 degree angle. My feeble legs were no match for this hill. I drove my bike into the stop sign and ran up the mountainous road. As I climbed higher, feverishly clawing my way to the top, I peeked over the summit, I caught a glimpse of what might be the ice cream truck at the end of the road. I laid there in silence. Thinking to myself: "why would this man drive all over a neighborhood full of kids and not slow down?" So I rolled to the bottom of the hill, slowly picked up my soil-covered bike, and walked it home while sulking in my defeat. I opened the door, kicked off my shoes, and plopped on the couch to finish the last episode of DBZ when I heard the most unexpected sound ever; the ice cream truck's haunting melody. I arose from the couch and poked my nose out the window like a prairie dog. That bastard was right in the front of my house. I glared menacingly at the truck as it drove past my house in an overly slow, taunting speed. It was that day that I knew that Satan had hired the most sadistic man in all of the land to drive that truck.

MFW.
User avatar #69 to #21 - pedobearseviltwin (01/30/2013) [-]
I bet he's angry at himself if he reads this. He probably missed out on a lot of money.
#59 to #21 - SONUVABEACH (01/30/2013) [-]
Maybe the ice cream man realized you made an effort to follow him all the way, noticed the top of your head as you climbed that hill, and thought to himself "Poor bastard, I guess I'll go see which house he lives in to sell him some ice cream. Maybe I shouldn't have driven so fast..." Only to never find the kid again, which means no money for the day. So, perhaps in the end, you made him guilt trip. HFW
#20 - stealthfoxbrony (01/30/2013) [-]
Only the strong get ice cream!
User avatar #30 to #22 - therealtotodile ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
gotta go fast
#1 - huntergriff ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
MFW i never had the money to pay for ice cream as a child.
#2 to #1 - bagofmeth (01/30/2013) [-]
I feel ya bro.
I feel ya bro.
User avatar #3 to #2 - huntergriff ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
the **** am i looking at?
#4 to #3 - bagofmeth (01/30/2013) [-]
Life.
User avatar #5 to #4 - huntergriff ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
Whut r u doin?!
#6 to #5 - bagofmeth (01/30/2013) [-]
Drinking tea.
User avatar #7 to #6 - huntergriff ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
Oh. what kind of tea?
#8 to #7 - bagofmeth (01/30/2013) [-]
Kool-aid
#10 to #9 - bagofmeth (01/30/2013) [-]
Si senor
Si senor
#81 to #1 - dexorcitor (01/31/2013) [-]
LEE IS A GREAT GUY HE PROBABLY HAD MONEY FOR ICE CREAM, DON'T YOU BLAME LEE FOR THIS. HE DID A GOOD JOB.
LEE IS A GREAT GUY HE PROBABLY HAD MONEY FOR ICE CREAM, DON'T YOU BLAME LEE FOR THIS. HE DID A GOOD JOB.
#100 - phex (01/31/2013) [-]
Muslims...
#92 - chezburger (01/31/2013) [-]
Y, truck? Y u do dis?
#96 to #92 - zamka (01/31/2013) [-]
i never get tired of this pic.
#79 - stopdropandtroll (01/31/2013) [-]
Them ice cream truck drivers are some sadistic bastards, aren't they?
Them ice cream truck drivers are some sadistic bastards, aren't they?
#83 to #79 - xsap (01/31/2013) [-]
every day... after school me and 50 other kids wait for the light to change to red so we can all cross the street to get to the bus stop... regardless of the light being green or red there is always 5-10 ******* that just start walking like they own the street with they're pants half way to they're ankles... and every day i pray that 1 of they gets hit by bus or something...
#40 - hellsjester (01/30/2013) [-]
alright guys you know the routine...
lets get that girl some icecream....
#94 - bswifty (01/31/2013) [-]
Today's flavor, disappointment.
#82 - ohgodmysides (01/31/2013) [-]
What a missleading title
+14
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User avatar #11 - spikethepony (01/30/2013) [-]
This killed me slightly inside.
#57 - wutda (01/30/2013) [-]
looks like she is worshiping the devil.
#84 to #57 - notkontaizumi (01/31/2013) [-]
I have been saving this for a while
#60 to #57 - skysailor (01/30/2013) [-]
Haha, I've had this for a while.
#63 to #60 - warlockrichard (01/30/2013) [-]
s'all good I got this
#16 - broorb (01/30/2013) [-]
when I was a kid, my dad told me that when the ice-cream truck turned on its music, it meant that it'd run out of ice-cream.
when I was a kid, my dad told me that when the ice-cream truck turned on its music, it meant that it'd run out of ice-cream.
#65 to #16 - samanthasky (01/30/2013) [-]
Not sure why this tickled me, but it really did.
#110 to #65 - broorb (01/31/2013) [-]
Hah, glad you enjoyed! I was gutted when I found out
User avatar #18 to #16 - mcstorms (01/30/2013) [-]
Sure he did that wasn't top content 5 times or anything
#38 to #18 - broorb (01/30/2013) [-]
Oh. Maybe it's a common thing to tell kids. I've never seen that, hahahaha
User avatar #74 - falloutfanatic (01/30/2013) [-]
first world problems
+10
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#72 - namesnshit (01/30/2013) [-]
the **** OP! go buy her some damn icecream!



#106 - deliciousdee ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
To this day I sometimes look back and wonder if I should regret having used my rare silver dollars to pay at the icecream truck...

but then I remember that I got some ************ Choco Tacos and I feel justified.
User avatar #90 - Furubatsu (01/31/2013) [-]
kinda reminds me of christmas in Ireland, I'd stay round my nans in the dead of winter and every night at 11pm the Ice-Cream man would come round, I'm not joking me and my brother thought it was the weirdest thing ever (my nan was used to it by now) and my dad would then go out and get us Ice-Creams.

The next year the Ice-cream man was arrested for selling druggs from that van.
User avatar #87 - Cambro (01/31/2013) [-]
Every now and then near my house you can hear the ice cream music ringing down the streets after midnight. It plays thro once and then stops. As it turns out, the man is a drug dealer and his sign to his business partners on the block is to play his music once through. He was hiding the drugs in empty cartons of ice cream while actually being an ice cream man during the day over the summers. I just imagine gruff men growing excited as they hear the ringing tune, waiting for their own adult sweets and delights.

Drug dealer Steve, serving up crack pops and cold nostalgia.
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