So this just happened.. . i just saw a post made by an asexual parana about the lack of asexual people in pornos and how thats "silencing and masking" the sexua well why the fuck Not
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So this just happened.

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i just saw a post made by an asexual parana about the lack of
asexual people in pornos and how thats "silencing and masking" the
sexuality
Every porno mania have at East ore asexual parana standing
uncomfortably in the carnal or aim youve oppressing our sexuality.
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#6 - ximik (01/30/2013) [-]
There is a person like that. It's the cameraman...
User avatar #10 to #6 - howunexpected (01/30/2013) [-]
Like, every other porno I've seen, the cameraman is somehow sexually involved. Either by commenting on the persons body, or getting blown by the model. (IDK how this plays out in straight porn, but its rather common in gay porn.)
User avatar #13 to #10 - poeci (01/30/2013) [-]
considering how many times the cameraman zoomes in on the mans crotch, i think all cameramen are gay. given that, no, the cameraman is not involved in straight porn
inb4 someone takes that serious, but sometimes it's really annoying...
User avatar #11 to #10 - dremnus (01/30/2013) [-]
One time I saw aa clip from a straight porno where the camera woman ended up being the one giving the blowjob.... gay porn has always seemed more... energetic to me though.
#14 to #11 - anon (01/30/2013) [-]
I think I know the clip you're talking about.
#15 to #14 - onyxreaper (01/30/2013) [-]
Oop, forgot to log in.

I have sauce on it as well (assuming we're thinking of the same clip) but it's in 3 parts.
#16 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
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For some reason whenever i think about asexual porn i see 2 persons sitting on couch moaning randomly.
#47 to #16 - stepsword (01/31/2013) [-]
Do you think of asexual porn often?
User avatar #48 to #47 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
You have no idea.
User avatar #24 - YllekNayr (01/31/2013) [-]
That's like saying McDonald's is biased against people who are fasting because they don't offer a McNothing.
User avatar #17 - chiefrunnyjeans (01/30/2013) [-]
They're called cameramen
#21 - thatoneguywithskin (01/30/2013) [-]
Who the **** do you think is holding the camera?
#22 to #21 - anon (01/30/2013) [-]
This is exactly what I was thinking.
#12 - anon (01/30/2013) [-]
why was an asexual person even watching porn in the first place???
User avatar #28 to #12 - myrtille (01/31/2013) [-]
A lot of asexual people masturbate, they just don't have sex.
#57 to #28 - anon (01/31/2013) [-]
>implying that they have a choice.
User avatar #63 to #57 - myrtille (01/31/2013) [-]
What?
User avatar #76 - memberforcontent (01/31/2013) [-]
>Oh yeah baby
>Oh yeah look at that
>Yeah baby undergo binary fission to produce a genetically identical offspring
>Yeah just like that
>Asexual porn
User avatar #23 - awesomenessdefined (01/31/2013) [-]
>You should oppress asexual people's sexuality

What sexuality?
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#72 - ryderjamesbudde **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #75 to #72 - ihatem (01/31/2013) [-]
No it's called 60 Minutes
User avatar #3 - psykobear ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
Asexual means reproducing without having sex.
Are the plants pissed off at porno?
User avatar #26 to #3 - fattycattyman (01/31/2013) [-]
Plants are sexual too.......
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User avatar #37 to #3 - thatevanguy (01/31/2013) [-]
Haven't you ever heard of pollination?

The **** are you talking about? Plants have sex every spring for months at a time, and it makes me sneeze...
User avatar #85 to #37 - psykobear ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
That's not sex, that is asexual reproduction.
User avatar #91 to #85 - thatevanguy (01/31/2013) [-]
No...it's not.


Some plants have both male and female reproductive organs, some plants have only female, some plants have only male. How is that asexual?
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#18 to #8 - creepyunclebob (01/30/2013) [-]
A different meaning is not the same as a "contorted" meaning.
User avatar #84 to #8 - psykobear ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
Originally, the word meant to reproduce without sexual interaction. People who do not like sex decided to adopt the word.
I didn't think people would hate my belief so much.
I even complimented the post before me and a sea of red thumbs ensues.
User avatar #55 - roytmustang (01/31/2013) [-]
And here I was thinking Asexual anythings could reproduce by themselves.
User avatar #49 - gardenmanly (01/31/2013) [-]
If Asexuality is just not being attracted to either gender... wouldn't masturbation porn count?

Just curious, I don't fully understand asexuality. plus masturbation is my favorite to watch
User avatar #51 to #49 - happypancake (01/31/2013) [-]
I have an asexual friend, it just means she has no sex drive.
User avatar #64 to #51 - Dwarf (01/31/2013) [-]
I found a flaw in your story.
"I have a(n)... friend, ..."
#60 to #51 - anon (01/31/2013) [-]
Actually, sex drive and sexual orientation are two different spectrums. Asexuality only refers to a person's orientation. Though most asexuals have a low sex drive, it's not true for all of them. So, technically, Manly up there is correct.
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#73 to #60 - ryderjamesbudde **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #62 to #60 - happypancake (01/31/2013) [-]
Fair enough, I was just stating my experience on the subject. Guess I should've left it to those more knowledgeable, though.
#89 to #62 - anon (01/31/2013) [-]
It's a common enough misunderstanding. You have my respect for speaking up on the topic at all.
User avatar #25 - Lintutu (01/31/2013) [-]
asexual?...you reproduce on your own?
#29 to #25 - anon (01/31/2013) [-]
come up with a better word then smart-ass!!!!!!!!!!
#30 to #29 - Lintutu (01/31/2013) [-]
how about perma-abstinent?
#31 to #29 - fukyouto (01/31/2013) [-]
how about liar?
#36 - anon (01/31/2013) [-]
So I don't get this "asexual" stuff.
Is not being a whore such an oddity these days that we need to classify it as a condition?
User avatar #50 to #36 - helenwheels (01/31/2013) [-]
What your saying is "If you have any sex drive at all you're a whore"
What they mean when they say asexual is they don't have any sex drive.
#87 to #50 - anon (01/31/2013) [-]
Learn to identify anons.
From my impression, people who identify as "asexual" just want attention for the fact that they don't try to **** everything that moves.
I remember a big deal being made about some (heterosexual) couple because the woman was "asexual"... Really, then why is she in a sexual relationship?

They just aren't whores so they call themselves "asexual."

Also you are massively twisting my words claiming they are saying everyone is a whore. It's true, most people are whores (80% of college students have participated in at least one on-night-stand by their senior year, with the average number being seven. And that's not even counting short term relationships or *********** ).

But my statement was "Is not being a whore such an oddity these days that we need to classify it as a condition?" In other words, they are classifying not trying to screw everything with genitals (and instead trying to find a devoted relationship) is a mental disorder.
#53 to #50 - anon (01/31/2013) [-]
Since when has it become acceptable to just resign yourself to never getting laid?
User avatar #56 to #53 - helenwheels (01/31/2013) [-]
Some people don't want to get laid.
Though the term asexual is improper, that's what they mean.
#58 to #56 - anon (01/31/2013) [-]
That's retarded.
User avatar #59 to #58 - helenwheels (01/31/2013) [-]
Jesus anon, "Eveyones a whore!"
"some people don't want to have sex? Thats retarded!"
User avatar #65 to #59 - Dwarf (01/31/2013) [-]
You're retarded.
#66 to #65 - helenwheels (01/31/2013) [-]
I thought I explained it pretty well.
#88 to #66 - anon (01/31/2013) [-]
You explained nothing... You massively falsified a quotation then pretended it was a snappy intellectual discussion point...
User avatar #93 to #88 - helenwheels (01/31/2013) [-]
I never said it was intletual. Infact its very stupied.
#95 to #93 - anon (01/31/2013) [-]
No, you misread that, I was saying YOU thought you were making a snappy intellectual discussion point.

As I said, you MASSIVELY FALSIFIED A QUOTATION the pretended to be smart for doing so. You're the one who is very "stupied."
User avatar #96 to #95 - helenwheels (01/31/2013) [-]
What did I massively falsified here?
#98 to #96 - anon (02/01/2013) [-]
You claimed "Is not being a whore such an oddity these days that we need to classify it as a condition?"

Was equivalent to "If you have any sex drive at all you're a whore"
or
"Everyone's a whore!"

And then you start acting like you're really smart for that horribly flawed paraphrasing...
User avatar #77 to #66 - memberforcontent (01/31/2013) [-]
OH MY GOD THEY DON'T IDENTIFY TO BEING ATTRACTED TI ANY GENDER. THAT IS WHAT AN ASEXUAL PERSON IS. It was either an idiot or a brilliant troll.
User avatar #92 to #77 - helenwheels (01/31/2013) [-]
I don't understand why that's such a ridiculous concept.
User avatar #67 to #66 - Dwarf (01/31/2013) [-]
I thought I explained you pretty well.
User avatar #78 to #56 - whitestofchapels (01/31/2013) [-]
Comeing from an asexual person, its not just not wanting to get laid. Its not finding either gender attractive and experienceing 0 sex drive.
#90 to #78 - anon (01/31/2013) [-]
I know the textbook definition, I just question that the majority who identify as "asexual" are ACTUALLY entirely asexual.
#42 to #36 - anon (01/31/2013) [-]
But it's human nature to want to have sex, so if you don't want to have sex then something in your brain is wrong, I don't mean that to be a bad thing, I just don't know how to say it without it sounding like that. But anyway, if you're a whore nothings wrong exactly, you're pretty much just a whore.
User avatar #40 to #36 - fuckthepolice (01/31/2013) [-]
No, asesxual means you're not attracted to anyone or anything, ever. You NEVER want to have sex, you're NEVER horny. That's why 0.0
User avatar #27 - bageljew (01/31/2013) [-]
Hey guys, I found the vegan.
User avatar #82 - swimmingprodigy (01/31/2013) [-]
that's like putting bicycles in the "Fast and Furious" movies
User avatar #68 - thelordofrepost ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
Yeah, everyone wants to see porn about some budding offspring from their body.
User avatar #4 - wolfric (01/30/2013) [-]
there is a troll in Norse mythology that was asexuall.

reproduced with his tighs.
User avatar #43 - hentaisweetie (01/31/2013) [-]
Their called "the camera man".
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