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#20 - felixjarl ONLINE
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I once masturbated to a couch. To my excuse it was a rater hot couch.
#74 to #20 - samuraicrack
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The hell has being able to use both hands as good as each other got to do with masturbating to a couch?
#199 to #74 - atma
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would you....
would you rather he had posted somebody masturbating to a couch?
#240 to #20 - monkeysmist
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#88 to #20 - sisoytaco
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I love Yahtzee..
#66 to #20 - deliciousdee ONLINE
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#33 to #20 - dedaluminus
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was it...leather?
#39 to #20 - feelythefeel
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You're only excused if it was leather. Leather is a very sexy material, after all.
#59 to #20 - tyraxio
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It shouldn't just so happen to be this particular couch?
#69 to #59 - felixjarl ONLINE
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The exact one.
#101 to #69 - tyraxio
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I know what you are doing, Dave.
#50 - thisotherdude
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The way I see it:

2D hentai (preferably manga since anime hentai is generally ****) > 3D real life porn

Why you might ask? Allow me to educate you.

With 3D porn you're often limited to human standards and possibly a few half assed props and terrible acting. But Hentai truly allows for wondrous freedom, have a monster girl fetish? Well you can see plenty of hentai with a dude ******* an arachne (woman with the lower body of a spider) or a lamia (lower body of a snake), or whatever kind of monster girl you're into. Or say you want to see a hentai of a 15 year old son sucking his fat mothers 16 inch dick, you won't find that anywhere in real life 3D porn, but with hentai it's real easy to find. Hentai simply allows more imaginative scenario's, where as 3D doesn't really get overly extreme, maybe some horse ******* here and there but you will never get anywhere near the level you'll get with hentai.

Anyway those are my two cents on the subject.
#58 to #50 - anon
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But... I've seen plenty of crazy (even monster) 3d porn...
#73 to #50 - anon
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Exactly, not to mention you can indulge in your more morally questionable fetishes without someone legitimately being hurt or wronged.
Which is why I don't understand why lolicon/******** is illegal in some places, in fact, in some places, possession of lolicon is as illegal as CREATING the real life equivalent.
What's to stop people just going and doing the worse thing, since the potential punishment is the same.
#204 to #50 - atma
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was that last example based on any comic in particular?
#238 to #204 - thisotherdude
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"mama tama"
#241 to #238 - atma
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thank you I love you.
#148 to #50 - lincolnpenis
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Mama mother ******* Tama...

I couldn't sleep for daysssssssssss.
#71 to #50 - lilRican
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**lilRican rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at The feels **
There's this whole manga with a guy living with monster girls and each day more and more keep getting added to his house...

i think he's up to like 6
Bitches be crazy under a full moon
#79 to #71 - tylosaurus
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(01/30/2013) [-]
My daily life with monster girl.
#81 to #79 - lilRican
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(01/30/2013) [-]
IS that it?

or is that the one where every story has a random monster girl?
#83 to #81 - tylosaurus
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That's the random stories.
#84 to #83 - lilRican
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Oh well i think the same guy has made a manga with an actual story

called monster mususume or something like that
#85 to #84 - tylosaurus
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Yes, I'm sure. I believe I've read those. One where he has to take care of the (Lamia above) as far as I recall because she's special, but mistreated.

Also, I think monster girl quest was called "Musume.exe". Not sure.
#159 to #85 - drmedic
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Monmusu*

Here's Garrus. idk why.
#173 to #159 - tylosaurus
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Yeah, that's it.
#78 to #50 - tylosaurus
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#87 to #78 - thefunnyjunktroll
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I need ch. 11 of that to come out already.
#228 to #87 - loffe
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who doesnt?
#233 to #228 - thefunnyjunktroll
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I wanna see how they proceed with him dating all 3 of them.
#236 to #233 - loffe
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You're not the only one.
#245 to #236 - thefunnyjunktroll
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i would enjoy to see how he has sex with Cesea...
#253 to #245 - loffe
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as an added bonus (cause why not?), allow me to link you this oneshot by the same person: You need to login to view this link
#257 to #253 - thefunnyjunktroll
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what was the point in that? It only shows Papi? so they aren't making a ch 11 well ****
#259 to #257 - loffe
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A chapter 11 will happen, because it is such a good manga. Also, it didn't show Papi, it was another manga, another character (looking just like Papi, I'll agree to that, but yeah... you get my point).
#267 to #259 - thefunnyjunktroll
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Looks like Papi in medicmal tape to me, good eyes.
#252 to #245 - loffe
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You will most likely not get to see that unless some people make random hentai about it (witch will most likely happen).
#178 to #78 - atomschlumpf
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#201 to #178 - tragono **User deleted account**
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#231 to #178 - loffe
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allow me to help you:
Monster musume no iru nichjou
or rather, Daily life with a monster girl.
go look it up on a manga site, like Batoto.
#258 to #231 - atomschlumpf
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thank you sir, you are awesome
thank you sir, you are awesome
#260 to #258 - loffe
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No problem, have this wallpaper of **** from ToG (that is Tower of God, if you did not know).
#180 to #178 - tylosaurus
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Look below, you should find the source and more.
#97 to #50 - zeldapronmaster
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And then i stop to ask, Why would ahealthy human want to see a 16 year old boy suck his fat MOTHER'S 16 inch cock?
#99 to #97 - insanefreak
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I ask the same question to people who are into hardcore SM.
Everyone has his own tastes, some people are into monsters, some are into animals, others are into the opposite sex, others in the same sex, others are into softcore, others are into hardcore, some prefer anal, others oral..

It's like fashion. There will always be people who'll like something very few others do. It's a matter of opinions.
Les gouts et les colour, ont ne discute pas (or something), like the French say.
(people shouldn't argue about tastes and colors)
#152 to #99 - shadsword
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Well put
#105 to #99 - zeldapronmaster
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Its not an oppinion its a natural desire, to feed your sexual appetite. Scientifically speaking Homesexuals, Asexuals, and zoophilia, is actually a form of mental illness where youre brain hs trouble telling youre body what it should be attracted to.
#194 to #105 - anon
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says the talking dildo with zelda porn for a name. go **** yourself.
#198 to #194 - zeldapronmaster
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Its a fact, backed up by research, the brain of an aroused individual under the following i just mentioned shows the same activity as an autistic person couting cards, or going to 1 thousand using only prime numbers. How does stating that making a talking dildo?
#214 to #97 - thekame ONLINE
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(01/30/2013) [-]
because it's hot.
#18 - makhan ONLINE
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<mfw most anime
#24 to #18 - savirleo ONLINE
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#30 to #24 - megaton
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thats a guy
#31 to #30 - savirleo ONLINE
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Yes. Yes it is
#145 to #31 - haunterbrony
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Got a link to that?
#189 to #145 - savirleo ONLINE
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The one with the guy bent over, or the one that isn't straight?
#191 to #189 - haunterbrony
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..Wynaut both?
#193 to #191 - savirleo ONLINE
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First one is Himitsu no Akuma-chan
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Second one, I think is Boku no Pico
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#123 to #24 - hangingtree
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#82 to #24 - tylosaurus
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#7 - upyourarsinal
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what if anime characters jacked off to regular porn?
#10 to #7 - snakefire
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Of-of course we dont

3DPD
#11 to #10 - upyourarsinal
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i just found you out! i found the anime universe out!
#12 to #11 - snakefire
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#62 - pyra
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If it turns me on, fap to it

That's my rule
#86 to #62 - thefunnyjunktroll
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if it has boobs jack off to it, that's my rule.
#225 to #62 - trilogical
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This cat is more attractive then most girls
#226 to #225 - pyra
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Then fap to it
#55 - unbelievable
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Anime? Why not Western cartoons?
#183 to #55 - turtleback
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I fap to both.
#185 to #55 - rieskimo
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Because in comparison there are far fewer artists who take on adult-themed comcs/animations.

This is most likely in large part due to harsher obscenity laws in Japan and a larger manga/anime community in Japan as well. All of that spilled over into the west and has pretty much satiated those that prefer that sexual outlet. In the US at least, obscenity laws aren't/haven't been as stringent so pornography based on photographs or film are more popular and garner a larger audience so there's more money in it.
#232 to #55 - anon
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To some people, they're more aesthetically pleasing even if they sacrifice realism. I asked an anime fan why a lot of those animations have characters' eyebrows floating in front of their bangs. "Real eyebrows are not kawaii" was the answer.
#76 to #55 - tylosaurus
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Most of the western cartoons aren't that interesting.

Some are though, and pretty good. You can search for them on exhentai, basically western and eastern fap material.
#56 to #55 - bronybox
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idk, Anime is more attractive for some reason.
Western cartoons just seem so desperate to look like real life.
#121 - skinless
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..im the only one on fj who isn't into animated chicks
..im the only one on fj who isn't into animated chicks
#144 to #121 - zhanken
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It's at least two of us, bro! We have to stay together!
It's at least two of us, bro! We have to stay together!
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#206 to #121 - Johnsfer
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"Is anyone else here not a dork?"
Fixed that for you douchebag.
#264 to #206 - skinless
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i didn't say anyone was a dork because they like animated chicks, your putting words into my mouth. quit being an asshole and **** off douche bag
#272 to #264 - Johnsfer
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It looks bad when you say, "Am I the only person who doesn't do this/isn't into this?"
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#28 - ascendedwings
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I have the .gif version...but I thinks it's a bit too small. Dammit.
I have the .gif version...but I thinks it's a bit too small. Dammit.
#149 to #28 - ryander
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where from?
#192 to #149 - vanguard
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An anime called genshiken, its about the lives of people in an anime/manga/videogame club in university.
#29 to #28 - ascendedwings
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That's not too bad, actually.
#46 to #29 - thatnerdyguy
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Good enough for me.
#4 - monkee
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I can't enjoy real life porn anymore after doing a massive research project on the treatment of porn stars.
Hentai, it might be ****** up but no-one gets hurt.
#5 to #4 - hemming
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#9 to #4 - anon
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go on
#27 to #4 - PartyPanda
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Watch amateur porn
#92 to #27 - monkee
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That's what **** is for ;)
#34 to #4 - snifflezz
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I wanna know too now. Please explain kind sir.
I wanna know too now. Please explain kind sir.
#89 to #34 - monkee
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I'd have to dive into my notes to give a detailed description of everything I covered. Some of the things that stick out in my memory are:

Internal injuries resembling rape happening in around 15-20% of hard-core videos, 90% of which are not sufficiently medically treated. Some of the pictures I was shown had severe bruising and bleeding around the genitals and in the throat, along with rupturing of the vaginal and anal walls. The external injuries usually don’t show fully until the day after the cameras are rolling, and instead simply swell up and become inflamed during intercourse (which can easily be mistaking for spanking marks).

The sheer volume of drugs both sexes take to allow for longer sessions and more ejaculate. This includes painkillers, hormone treatments and of course Viagra.

The spread of STD's from not wearing a condom is more prevalent than the illegal sex trade, due to a lack of health and safety legislation and the multiple partners throughout a porn stars career. Gonorrhoea, herpes and chlamydia are the most common ones, usually in the throat and genitals.

A national assessment of porn stars showed severe guilt tactics used to encourage women (and men in gay scenes) to go further into the industry than they’d want to. They’d sign a contract specifying no anal or group scenes etc then once the camera was rolling they felt like they lost all choice. I’d like to find more stuff to back up this statement however, as this was in a lecture from my tutor and had no source to back it up.

#90 to #89 - monkee
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Statements from porn stars again and again debunk the area of choice. I will use a source at the bottom which contains various statements, although it is based on an anti-pornography website so obviously take it with a pinch of salt. Scroll down past the main article to find a list. Sasha Grey has also made statements recently, contrasting the ones she made during her career advocating pornography as a suitable career choice for young woman. Interesting what they start to say once they’ve left the industry and their career is not in jeopardy.

I am not anti-pornography. I think it provides an outlet for sexual frustration and can be improved. I am however in favour of creating more laws around health and safety of pornography, allowing porn stars more legal rights and allowing internet providers to block adult content if a person wishes to do so. All you’ve got to remember is porn is not real sex. Just good looking sex. If I find my notes I’ll post the appropriate research links I referenced in my essay on the subject. It’s a sociology paper so pretty easy to find.

Source: You need to login to view this link
#124 to #90 - hangingtree
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Holy ****......
Holy ****......
#273 to #90 - snifflezz
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That is absolutely terrible...
That is absolutely terrible...
#19 to #4 - xmasterchefx
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I'm kind of curious now, would you mind explaining how they are treated?
#93 to #19 - monkee
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See above, I posted what I can remember without looking at my notes again
Sociology is a hell of a subject.