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I dont get it...

I dont get it.... please dont explain it to me...i like how this is plesing my brain. When I see people from my hometown on Facebook, I wonder if perhaps I narr

please dont explain it to me...i like how this is plesing my brain

When I see people from my hometown on
Facebook, I wonder if perhaps I narrowly
escaped a cult where everybody who doesn' t
have a baby by their 23rd birthday is killed.
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User avatar #4 - geeishone (01/30/2013) [-]
oh god, I know that feel.
User avatar #11 to #4 - thedarkestrogue (01/30/2013) [-]
I'm 21 and this is just starting to happen to me.
#1 - autoxx (01/30/2013) [-]
It's true of Olds alberta...

The girls here are into heavy drugs or starting a family. I'm not sure which is worse.
User avatar #2 to #1 - justanotherzombie (01/30/2013) [-]
Its like that here in Edmonton too.
User avatar #5 to #2 - metalbass (01/30/2013) [-]
The girls here in calgary are actually normal.

who am I kidding? Some are, but most are into heavy drugs
User avatar #12 to #5 - justanotherzombie (01/30/2013) [-]
My ex girl friend moved to Calgary, got pregnant he beat it out of her got her pregnant again and now shes have her second.....she 18.
User avatar #13 to #12 - thatguywhohasbacon ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
If she wasn't a bitch you should go out there kick that guys ass, nobody deserves to go through that **** .
User avatar #14 to #13 - justanotherzombie (01/30/2013) [-]
I can't, he'd kill me shes bigger than I am. (I'm 5'3 17 year old girl)
User avatar #15 to #14 - thatguywhohasbacon ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
Some advice I learned from my uncle, he works in a machine shop: Metal pipe to the shin and then to the head while he's toppling over in pain, either that or go to a local gym or somewhere where body builders hang out, you may find a cool guy who's willing to help you. Or lesbian bars and clubs also work if you are willing to sneak in. one other option is to wait till you're 18, buy a shotgun, wait until you find he's beating her again and blow his kneecaps off. (The last one is a last resort).
User avatar #16 to #15 - justanotherzombie (01/30/2013) [-]
I'll figure something out.
User avatar #17 to #16 - thatguywhohasbacon ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
Sorry if I was overstepping my bounds a little, I absolutely despise men who abuse women.
User avatar #24 to #17 - metalbass (01/30/2013) [-]
... I know so many chicks exactly like that. My girlfriends ex-gf is a whore now. (long story with the whole lesbian thing. The only thing you need to know is that my current gf did actually date a girl)
User avatar #25 to #24 - thatguywhohasbacon ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
Women who abuse other women kind of hit a gray area for me... I'm m extremely against hitting any woman, no matter how irritating they are, so it gets kind of weird sometimes, like with my sister, she had a girlfriend about a year ago who used to beat her, I felt somewhat helpless (She ended up getting herself arrested for assaulting a minor) .
User avatar #8 - CRONIK (01/30/2013) [-]
i've read it 10 times and i dont know what the **** is
going on
User avatar #9 to #8 - Nameloc (01/30/2013) [-]
Hm...How to explain this...

Teenagers/ Young Adults are typically ******* stupid. Especially the type that post a Lot on Facebook. (Hint hint: posting a lot on facebook.)

Now combine that with Alcohol and nights filled with regret and you get?
Unexpected/ Unwanted/ Unwarranted babies~
Then they go flaunting around how their whorish lifestyle gave them a kid, of which they are unsure of who the father is.

Again, going off of stereotypical sluts and retards of this generation.

So basically this post is saying all the illustrator sees on Facebook are Parents with babies born out of wedlock at a very young age. (And that it's rare to see someone that isn't following along with the others.)
User avatar #10 to #9 - CRONIK (01/30/2013) [-]
thx bby
#23 - anon (01/30/2013) [-]
I'm 21 and half of the girls that I grew up with have kids by now and are still living with their parents, and here I am "wasting" my life
User avatar #19 - reginleif (01/30/2013) [-]
Same here OP, everyone I knew is a parent or kill.

One dude didn't even OD or get killed, his heart just stopped beating 0.o.
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User avatar #21 to #19 - nucularwar (01/30/2013) [-]
jeez that sucks man. All my HS friends were getting married by like 19
User avatar #22 - masterboll (01/30/2013) [-]
i dont see anything wrong with 18-23 year olds having babies

as long as its not by accident or when they start making statuses saying "my baby iz da best thing dat hapend 2 me and der is nuting u h8rz can sey 2 bring us dwn"
User avatar #3 - Lambda (01/30/2013) [-]
She's saying that everybody she knew from her hometown died before 23, except those who had babies.
#7 to #3 - anepicnub (01/30/2013) [-]
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No, she's saying that everybody in her hometown had babies before they were 23. The killed part was implying that nobody didn't have a baby before 23.
User avatar #6 - infinitereaper (01/30/2013) [-]
Wait what?
User avatar #18 - EvilWolf (01/30/2013) [-]
the people have a baby before age 23 there.......young mothers, fathers. not that hard to get
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