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User avatar #58 - biggydy (01/30/2013) [-]
>Be me
>Be 16
>Overweight and barely leave the house
>Just one friend
>"Oh god what am i doing with my life"
>Go to Football (or soccer) school
>Want to play in a professional team
>It's a little bit late for that
>Get depressed because i won't achieve my biggest dream
>Start playing videogames all day and eating fast food
>Fat and barely leave the house, again
>"Oh god what am i doing with my life"
>Repeat infinitely

That, lady's and gentlemens, is my life.
#85 to #58 - Rascal (01/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, nah, you did not get depressed, you are just a whiny bitch that makes up excuses to stay a lazy fat slob. You must really be retarded if you start eating fast food and playing video games all day because you cannot play on a professional football team, it is just an excuse you use to justify wasting your life.
This was not a pep talk, I do not care what happens to you, It is probably natural selection at work. You are a ******* retard, go **** yourself.
User avatar #73 to #58 - Crusader (01/30/2013) [-]
Here are the steps to achieving your dream
1 - Quit being a whiny bitch
2 - Go and train
#70 to #58 - lordumpalumpa (01/30/2013) [-]
How about you start exercising and train for your dream? It won´t fly through your window and welcomes you.
#69 to #58 - Rascal (01/30/2013) [-]
oh boo hoo on you being fat.
I wanted to become a naval aviator, but due to my a close friend committing suicide i needed to go through therapy because of how depressed i was
that and i wear glasses
No matter what grades I get or what physical tests I may pass, my history won't allow me to do what my dream is.
YOU can make a difference because it's your future you fat **** . Don't give up!
User avatar #77 to #69 - valldyte (01/30/2013) [-]
Lol, you use your friends death as an excuse as to why you don't do what you want to do and then preach to others you can't because of your "tortured past" STFU...everyone dies. ******* dickhead
User avatar #80 to #77 - Hobbeses (01/30/2013) [-]
**** you man, seriously. My college education got screwed up the first 2 years because my mother killed herself, you either have never experienced anything of the kind or you're just a ******* asshole
User avatar #83 to #80 - valldyte (01/30/2013) [-]
No, i dont use my past to gain sympathy online is all. Its ******* pathetic. I'm not going to dick measure on "funnyjunk" haha. Quite simply, i believe anyone who consistently brings up their past isn't worthy of sympathy. ******* petty.
#84 to #83 - Hobbeses (01/30/2013) [-]
Have fun dying alone, asshole.
User avatar #87 to #84 - valldyte (01/30/2013) [-]
I won't be spending it on funnyjunk. I'm sure by now your fingers are encrusted to your keyboard. However, i believe a parental death is somewhat devestating. I don't believe a friends is a reason to stop living and start preaching on funnyjunk. Good day.
#94 to #87 - Rascal (01/30/2013) [-]
"Look at me, I lack basic human emotions and go online bragging about it like it makes me a cool."
Face it, you have emotional issues or you are just trying to look like a "toughguy" online, which is pretty ******* pathetic. And acting retarded is not trolling, if you were trying.
#59 to #58 - Rascal (01/30/2013) [-]
this isnt 4chan
#65 to #59 - Rascal (01/30/2013) [-]
An observant one aren't you.
User avatar #60 to #59 - biggydy (01/30/2013) [-]
REALLY? Thank you so much anon, i never realized i was on FJ, even after typing funnyjunk.com and seeing the logo on the left top corner!!
#63 to #60 - Rascal (01/30/2013) [-]
well youre trying to greentext on here so obviously you think its 4chan since funnyjunk doesnt do that faggot
User avatar #66 to #63 - biggydy (01/30/2013) [-]
I'm trying to tell a story, and that's the best way i find to do so. I can tell it however i want to, and i chose this way because it's easier for me, so **** you and go be a faggot somewhere else.
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