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sweeping nude. as usual
wake up. sleep paralysis
steel strolling against the side my head. hear 'there there. it' ll tye fnatic'
steel minded with power and RAGE
no longer paralyzed
myself out 000. unmute computer. turn on screen
Roto Math Remix pains pasting at max volume. looping
jgratt
arun all through house. waving sword tryout while nude. flipping lights on
COME OUT AND PLAY. ************ "
mid this tor an hour
try the time my rage dies dawn
iscream " "
uturn ofr lights. go to sleep
mp experiences since
also
asks me what the **** ; I was wing running around ***** with a large sword last night
sash him why he was watching
we shuts up
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Submitted: 01/29/2013
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#1 - stegosaurusrah (01/29/2013) [-]
>ask him why he was watching
>ask him why he was watching
#18 - sweener (01/30/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I never have sleeping problems, I can sleep anywhere at almost any time.


**** me right?
#2 - kainhall (01/29/2013) [+] (12 replies)
im confused...mabey im just missing something but...
who was stroking his head and talking to him?
User avatar #5 to #2 - revanmal (01/29/2013) [-]
Just so you know. you don't wanna do this unless you've got balls of steel. Paralysis can cause panic, panic is fearful, and when your subconscious is exposed to fear, you start seeing things. I suffered sleep paralysis for a while and hated it, because it was never trippy or awesome. It just scares the **** out of you.
#31 - crazehtoast (01/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I remember something like that happening to me. I woke up because I saw that I was having a damn nightmare so I willed myself awake. I realized, "what the **** , not moving" and I saw that ************ beside my bed. Later I realized it was a dream, but because I thought I was fully awake I nope'd so hard that I jumped out of bed, picked up the nerf broadsword by my bed and swung so hard I probably would've KO'd a bear. Probably my most violent experience, most of the time it's just " **** , can't move."
MFW Seeing what looked like the thing from The Exorcist.
#93 - auesis (01/30/2013) [-]
>Be me
>Go to bed
>Have a weird ass dream about eating cookies with Hugh Hefner or something similarly retarded
>Wake up (supposedly)
>Sleep paralysis
>Struggle my hardest to move, can't do it
>Preparing my anus for horrific hallucinations for hours until I wake up for real
>Nothing happens
>MFW waiting to wake up in silence for 4 hours
#46 - muchosgustaman (01/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I had sleep paralysis once, and in my dream some ******* was standing in the corner who looked like Slenderman ***** , no ******** or anything though, just smooth white skin covering his whole body though, softly singing a tune i can't recognise. When he saw me staring , he looks at me and blood starts trickling out from where his mouth should be, then he zooms up on me like one of those screamer gifs, and I woke up drenched in sweat. ******* scary **** man.
#70 - goochmaster (01/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Not quite sleep paralysis, but related nonetheless.

>Last year
>going to sleep
>sleep facing the wall
>drift off
>immediate dream
>beefing with some dude, I have no clue why
>get super pissed
>throw a fake left, because sleep logic
>threw actual punch in real life
>punch wall
>my hand when
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User avatar #54 - garentei (01/30/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Don't know if this is related but when I start falling to sleep I hear very LOUD voices in my head saying stuff like ''GET THE **** OUT YOU ****** **** DICK'', am I the only one?
#20 - ubercomfychair (01/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
sleep paralysis is scary is **** it really gives you a true feeling of helplessness that you never think that you would feel especially if it is accompanied by hallucinations. I have experienced it twice and both nights had been the scariest moments of my life. After the second time it has happened to me i figured out that sleep on my back triggers it. The feeling is so real that you panic and i have woken up screaming from it and the first time it happened i woke my family up.
#57 - yourealltwelve (01/30/2013) [-]
Like most people, this happends to me every so often.   
Every night I fall asleep with he T.V on (helps me sleep). Randomly I realize im just starring at the roof, I could see the lights from the T.V out of the bottom of my peripheral vision. I tried to turn on my side so I'm more comfortable but to no avail. As I sit for what feels like around 30 seconds, I here my door slowly open, but i can't look, and at that time I knew what was happening. "						****************************************					."  I see for a brief second a woman walking straight up on my ceiling starring right into my eyes. Then my whole body twisted over and I woke up on my side, eyes wide open, drenched in sweat, pale as a ghost.
Like most people, this happends to me every so often.
Every night I fall asleep with he T.V on (helps me sleep). Randomly I realize im just starring at the roof, I could see the lights from the T.V out of the bottom of my peripheral vision. I tried to turn on my side so I'm more comfortable but to no avail. As I sit for what feels like around 30 seconds, I here my door slowly open, but i can't look, and at that time I knew what was happening. " **************************************** ." I see for a brief second a woman walking straight up on my ceiling starring right into my eyes. Then my whole body twisted over and I woke up on my side, eyes wide open, drenched in sweat, pale as a ghost.
User avatar #48 - OMGChrisHansen (01/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
1st time with sleep paralysis = holy **** i'm gonna die
2nd = oh **** not again
3rd = Well this is annoying
4rd = I don't have time for this
5th = whatever, I'll just go back to sleep, not worth the work
User avatar #81 - jokeface ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
>Get to part about Techno Rocker
>Stop reading
>New tab, open Techno Rocker
>Resume reading
>Much more epic
#13 - ktbmnf (01/30/2013) [-]
User avatar #7 - codyxvasco (01/29/2013) [-]
I was sleep paralysized in the car one, I thought my seatbelt was one too tight and I started flipping out but I couldn't move at all. When I was unparalysized I kicked open the door and ran for about a half mile to prove to myself I could move.


paralyzed.
#82 - deliciousdee ONLINE (01/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Only sleeping problem I've EVER had is when I sleep on my back I sometimes get the sensation that I'm falling, and because my eyes are closed and I can't place myself I start to feel sick. Of course, it's remedied by simply rolling sideways.   
   
None of the scary 						****					 you guys are dealing with.
Only sleeping problem I've EVER had is when I sleep on my back I sometimes get the sensation that I'm falling, and because my eyes are closed and I can't place myself I start to feel sick. Of course, it's remedied by simply rolling sideways.

None of the scary **** you guys are dealing with.
#126 - harbingerwolf (01/30/2013) [-]
>Having first ever lucid dream, washing my hands in the bathroom
>Better check if i am dreaming
>Need a totem like Inception to see if i was awake
>Looks around bathroom, sees toilet is on the wrong side
>Immediately wake up
>MFW when my totem is a toilet
User avatar #96 - ooi (01/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
See me, I moved beyond mere sleep paralysis.

Wake up in bed, lights off, bright alarm clock so i can faintly see.
Realize i can't move. Calmly tell myself over and over to move.
See closet door at opposite corner of room slowly open.
Now I'm screaming in my head to move.
Break out of paralysis, grab sword displayed on my shelf, and turn on lights.
Light bulb immediately goes out, turn on TV, TV goes out as well. Frantically try to open the door.
Finally wake up,
Back in my bed, same exact position, and i can't move.

It was a dream, it repeated itself, over and over, and over. Each time just a little different. Each time a little worst. Couldn't escape, just began from the beginning. Can't/Don't want to remember how many times.
If there is a hell, that'll be mine.
User avatar #67 - kinglobster (01/30/2013) [-]
suddenly everyone on funnyjunk is a professional on sleep paralysis
#16 - bagman ONLINE (01/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Sleep paralysis is the single most terrifying thing I have ever experienced, at least the first time was. The only thing you can think is "What the **** is wrong with me?! Please, please, please don't be permanent...." It is the definition of utter helplessness. And I hope that my fellow FJers will never have to experience or experience it again.
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