Swiss Cheese Math. Thought I'd see what people thought of this, made me laugh. watching two strangers discuss your question on Omeglol Question to diam: Swiss C swiss Cheese equation tags stuff
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Swiss Cheese Math

Thought I'd see what people thought of this, made me laugh

watching two strangers discuss your question on Omeglol
Question to diam:
Swiss Cheese has holes. The more cheese,
the more holes. The more holes, the less
cheese. In theory, the more cheese you
have, the less cheese you have.
Stranger 1 : This is fallacy.
Stranger 2: No it' s not
Stranger 2: The more total cheese you
possess, the less actual cheese there is
comparative to how much space is taken up.
Stranger 1 I Amount of cheese is directly proportional to
amount of swiss.
Stranger 1 : Where swiss is the sum of cheese and
holes.
Stranger 2: True, and the ratio may be the same.
Stranger 1: Cheese is always less than swiss.
Stranger 2: Well, the total volume of the holes
increases at the same rate as the cheese.
Stranger 1: Exactly, () is constant.
Stranger 2: But the total amount of choose you
CAULD have (constant) if it weren' t actually holes is
increasing.
Stranger 2: So you actually have less and less cheese
than you could have when you add to the total.
Stranger 2: Perspective depending.
Stranger 1: But by that logic, as swiss approaches
infinity, cheese approaches zero.
Stranger 1: Making () a curved function.
Stranger 1: GOD DAMMIT, now I have to make an
integral equation forthis.
Stranger 2: Well, that would only be if cheese
decreased with the increase of holes, but it doesn' t.
Stranger 1: Hope, I' m not doing this. I' m not doing
calculus in my free time.
Stranger 1 has disconnected
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User avatar #4 - dezider **User deleted account** (01/29/2013) [+] (5 replies)
the more suiciders, the less suiciders
#9 - Kirbyman (01/29/2013) [-]
As the swiss approaches infinity, the cheese approaches zero.   
   
For this wonderful achievement do we here at the Cheese community present to you the Nobel Prize for Dairy.   
   
A round of applause is well deserved, don't you think everyone?   
Come on, give him a hand.
As the swiss approaches infinity, the cheese approaches zero.

For this wonderful achievement do we here at the Cheese community present to you the Nobel Prize for Dairy.

A round of applause is well deserved, don't you think everyone?
Come on, give him a hand.
#12 - ascendedwings (01/29/2013) [-]
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#2 - ljsimpson (01/29/2013) [-]
mmm, one hole is all I need.
#62 - samoaspider (01/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
tl;dr   
   
the more holes, the more times Mickey has put his dick in the cheese.
tl;dr

the more holes, the more times Mickey has put his dick in the cheese.
+20
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#92 - BobbyMcFerrin (01/30/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I'm an applied math major and what the **** is this
#85 - evilpotato (01/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Actually, I think it wouldn't be curved. Instead, see graph
#87 - cabbagemayhem ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
Swiss Cheeeese has hoooles. The more cheeeeeese, the more hooooles. The more hooooles, the less cheeeeeese. In theory, the more cheeese you have, the less cheeese you have.
User avatar #69 - hellspawner (01/30/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Air is not matter.
It is pressurized temperature.

By the Law of Conservation of Matter, the more cheese you have, the more cheese you can eat.
#71 to #69 - XptoO (01/30/2013) [-]
I paid no attention to what you wrote, but something in your text makes me believe it's true...
#33 - CurlySuee (01/30/2013) [+] (3 replies)
If you have a pound of Swiss cheese its still a pound of Swiss cheese no matter how many holes are in it... really... just stop over analyzing it!
If you have a pound of Swiss cheese its still a pound of Swiss cheese no matter how many holes are in it... really... just stop over analyzing it!
#84 - tenkregrets (01/30/2013) [-]
Fail grade 10 math.

**** me, right?
#7 - demomachine (01/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"as swiss approaches infinity, cheese approaches zero" Is a sentence that needs to be uttered more!

I like this content!
#93 - bowservoltaire (01/30/2013) [-]
The **** ?



This math is all wrong
#76 - kadajsouba (01/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
SO not true. If you keep adding cheese, you will always have more cheese from when you began because in order to have more holes, you will need more cheese. Cheese will ALWAYS be larger in proportion than the holes since without cheese, no holes could exist....
#16 - ZakuMagician (01/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
But by that logic, as swiss approaches infinity, cheese approaches zero. Or not?
#61 - parrotey (01/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This sums up my relationship with math pretty clearly
#54 - vonspyder (01/30/2013) [-]
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User avatar #17 - hyrule (01/29/2013) [-]
Ahh, I love that I get calculus humor now that I've taken calculus
User avatar #1 - nyj (01/29/2013) [-]
Well.. that was cheesy.

Just kidding. I enjoyed that
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