Swiss Cheese Math. Thought I'd see what people thought of this, made me laugh. watching two strangers discuss your question on Omeglol Question to diam: Swiss C swiss Cheese equation tags stuff
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Swiss Cheese Math

Swiss Cheese Math. Thought I'd see what people thought of this, made me laugh. watching two strangers discuss your question on Omeglol Question to diam: Swiss C

Thought I'd see what people thought of this, made me laugh

watching two strangers discuss your question on Omeglol
Question to diam:
Swiss Cheese has holes. The more cheese,
the more holes. The more holes, the less
cheese. In theory, the more cheese you
have, the less cheese you have.
Stranger 1 : This is fallacy.
Stranger 2: No it' s not
Stranger 2: The more total cheese you
possess, the less actual cheese there is
comparative to how much space is taken up.
Stranger 1 I Amount of cheese is directly proportional to
amount of swiss.
Stranger 1 : Where swiss is the sum of cheese and
holes.
Stranger 2: True, and the ratio may be the same.
Stranger 1: Cheese is always less than swiss.
Stranger 2: Well, the total volume of the holes
increases at the same rate as the cheese.
Stranger 1: Exactly, () is constant.
Stranger 2: But the total amount of choose you
CAULD have (constant) if it weren' t actually holes is
increasing.
Stranger 2: So you actually have less and less cheese
than you could have when you add to the total.
Stranger 2: Perspective depending.
Stranger 1: But by that logic, as swiss approaches
infinity, cheese approaches zero.
Stranger 1: Making () a curved function.
Stranger 1: GOD DAMMIT, now I have to make an
integral equation forthis.
Stranger 2: Well, that would only be if cheese
decreased with the increase of holes, but it doesn' t.
Stranger 1: Hope, I' m not doing this. I' m not doing
calculus in my free time.
Stranger 1 has disconnected
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Submitted: 01/29/2013
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User avatar #4 - dezider **User deleted account** (01/29/2013) [-]
the more suiciders, the less suiciders
#5 to #4 - spectralbanshee (01/29/2013) [-]
Ha! Damn, I wanted to type this, it's a good thing I checked the comments before I did :D
User avatar #43 to #5 - koocluks (01/30/2013) [-]
you ******* liar dont try to share his credit
User avatar #113 to #43 - spectralbanshee (01/30/2013) [-]
Well yeah, it could have been that and I understand your skepticism... However, I could have really meant what I said. The time in between his post and mine was 5 minutes so I wasn't aiming for thumbs at all. In fact, I don't actually really care much about thumbs. As every other site that I'm on, I'm just here for 'teh lulz'. There's no way I can prove I was really going to type that myself though, so I will accept the red thumbs like a man.

Today's forecast of this post: A bit of 'Whoah there Charles Dickens" with a slight chance of red thumb *********
#95 to #5 - contaminatedwin (01/30/2013) [-]
In other words "TUMBS PL0X"
#80 to #4 - kratosalza (01/30/2013) [-]
oh 			****
oh ****
#62 - samoaspider ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
tl;dr   
   
the more holes, the more times Mickey has put his dick in the cheese.
tl;dr

the more holes, the more times Mickey has put his dick in the cheese.
#77 to #62 - biddo (01/30/2013) [-]
so thats where "cheese dick" came from

i lold
#79 to #62 - mcstorms (01/30/2013) [-]
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#82 to #62 - Pakaaahhh (01/30/2013) [-]
at first i had no idea what the gifs was all about until it started reading the comments
P.s pic sort of related
#9 - Kirbyman (01/29/2013) [-]
As the swiss approaches infinity, the cheese approaches zero.   
   
For this wonderful achievement do we here at the Cheese community present to you the Nobel Prize for Dairy.   
   
A round of applause is well deserved, don't you think everyone?   
Come on, give him a hand.
As the swiss approaches infinity, the cheese approaches zero.

For this wonderful achievement do we here at the Cheese community present to you the Nobel Prize for Dairy.

A round of applause is well deserved, don't you think everyone?
Come on, give him a hand.
#12 - ascendedwings (01/29/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#2 - ljsimpson (01/29/2013) [-]
mmm, one hole is all I need.
#85 - evilpotato (01/30/2013) [-]
Actually, I think it wouldn't be curved. Instead, see graph
#98 to #85 - anon (01/30/2013) [-]
the line would be a bit wavier as the hole to cheese ratio in reality is not a constant, but yeah for the most part.
User avatar #109 to #85 - deathstare (01/30/2013) [-]
That is directly proportional, it needs to be inversely proportional.
Draw a graph of -x^2
User avatar #111 to #110 - deathstare (01/30/2013) [-]
fair enough, it's still accurate
+20
#10 - pitvipertacos **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#87 - cabbagemayhem (01/30/2013) [-]
Swiss Cheeeese has hoooles. The more cheeeeeese, the more hooooles. The more hooooles, the less cheeeeeese. In theory, the more cheeese you have, the less cheeese you have.
#92 - BobbyMcFerrin (01/30/2013) [-]
I'm an applied math major and what the **** is this
#96 to #92 - anon (01/30/2013) [-]
u retarded ****
#103 to #92 - erbwie (01/30/2013) [-]
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.
#84 - tenkregrets (01/30/2013) [-]
Fail grade 10 math.

**** me, right?
#7 - demomachine (01/29/2013) [-]
"as swiss approaches infinity, cheese approaches zero" Is a sentence that needs to be uttered more!

I like this content!
User avatar #8 to #7 - metalguitarest (01/29/2013) [-]
Made me laugh harder than the content for some reason
#93 - bowservoltaire (01/30/2013) [-]
The **** ?



This math is all wrong
#76 - kadajsouba (01/30/2013) [-]
SO not true. If you keep adding cheese, you will always have more cheese from when you began because in order to have more holes, you will need more cheese. Cheese will ALWAYS be larger in proportion than the holes since without cheese, no holes could exist....
#99 to #76 - anon (01/30/2013) [-]
Not proportionally.
#16 - ZakuMagician (01/29/2013) [-]
But by that logic, as swiss approaches infinity, cheese approaches zero. Or not?
User avatar #21 to #16 - rubixium (01/29/2013) [-]
If there is an infinite amount of holes (swiss) then there is just empty space without cheese. So where ever empty space is there is no cheese and cheese is zero
User avatar #50 to #16 - rokkarokkaali (01/30/2013) [-]
There is an infinite amount of zero cheese.
#61 - parrotey ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
This sums up my relationship with math pretty clearly
#54 - vonspyder (01/30/2013) [-]
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#19 - zanea (01/29/2013) [-]
MFW math.....
MFW math.....
User avatar #17 - hyrule (01/29/2013) [-]
Ahh, I love that I get calculus humor now that I've taken calculus
User avatar #1 - nyj (01/29/2013) [-]
Well.. that was cheesy.

Just kidding. I enjoyed that
#25 - metaldubstepotato (01/29/2013) [-]
Thats actually a pretty cool story, bro!
Thats actually a pretty cool story, bro!
#107 to #25 - HomelessPhilMo ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
yay for supernatural!
yay for supernatural!
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