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Swiss Cheese Math. Thought I'd see what people thought of this, made me laugh. watching two strangers discuss your question on Omeglol Question to diam: Swiss C

Thought I'd see what people thought of this, made me laugh

watching two strangers discuss your question on Omeglol
Question to diam:
Swiss Cheese has holes. The more cheese,
the more holes. The more holes, the less
cheese. In theory, the more cheese you
have, the less cheese you have.
Stranger 1 : This is fallacy.
Stranger 2: No it' s not
Stranger 2: The more total cheese you
possess, the less actual cheese there is
comparative to how much space is taken up.
Stranger 1 I Amount of cheese is directly proportional to
amount of swiss.
Stranger 1 : Where swiss is the sum of cheese and
holes.
Stranger 2: True, and the ratio may be the same.
Stranger 1: Cheese is always less than swiss.
Stranger 2: Well, the total volume of the holes
increases at the same rate as the cheese.
Stranger 1: Exactly, () is constant.
Stranger 2: But the total amount of choose you
CAULD have (constant) if it weren' t actually holes is
increasing.
Stranger 2: So you actually have less and less cheese
than you could have when you add to the total.
Stranger 2: Perspective depending.
Stranger 1: But by that logic, as swiss approaches
infinity, cheese approaches zero.
Stranger 1: Making () a curved function.
Stranger 1: GOD DAMMIT, now I have to make an
integral equation forthis.
Stranger 2: Well, that would only be if cheese
decreased with the increase of holes, but it doesn' t.
Stranger 1: Hope, I' m not doing this. I' m not doing
calculus in my free time.
Stranger 1 has disconnected
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#4 - dezider **User deleted account**
Reply +213
(01/29/2013) [-]
the more suiciders, the less suiciders
#5 to #4 - spectralbanshee
Reply -21
(01/29/2013) [-]
Ha! Damn, I wanted to type this, it's a good thing I checked the comments before I did :D
#43 to #5 - koocluks
Reply +14
(01/30/2013) [-]
you ******* liar dont try to share his credit
#113 to #43 - spectralbanshee
Reply -1
(01/30/2013) [-]
Well yeah, it could have been that and I understand your skepticism... However, I could have really meant what I said. The time in between his post and mine was 5 minutes so I wasn't aiming for thumbs at all. In fact, I don't actually really care much about thumbs. As every other site that I'm on, I'm just here for 'teh lulz'. There's no way I can prove I was really going to type that myself though, so I will accept the red thumbs like a man.

Today's forecast of this post: A bit of 'Whoah there Charles Dickens" with a slight chance of red thumb *********
#95 to #5 - contaminatedwin
Reply -3
(01/30/2013) [-]
In other words "TUMBS PL0X"
#80 to #4 - kratosalza
Reply +4
(01/30/2013) [-]
oh ****
oh ****
#9 - Kirbyman
Reply +104
(01/29/2013) [-]
As the swiss approaches infinity, the cheese approaches zero.   
   
For this wonderful achievement do we here at the Cheese community present to you the Nobel Prize for Dairy.   
   
A round of applause is well deserved, don't you think everyone?   
Come on, give him a hand.
As the swiss approaches infinity, the cheese approaches zero.

For this wonderful achievement do we here at the Cheese community present to you the Nobel Prize for Dairy.

A round of applause is well deserved, don't you think everyone?
Come on, give him a hand.
#12 - ascendedwings
Reply +39
(01/29/2013) [-]
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#2 - ljsimpson
Reply +35
(01/29/2013) [-]
mmm, one hole is all I need.
#62 - samoaspider
Reply +27
(01/30/2013) [-]
tl;dr   
   
the more holes, the more times Mickey has put his dick in the cheese.
tl;dr

the more holes, the more times Mickey has put his dick in the cheese.
#77 to #62 - biddo
Reply +1
(01/30/2013) [-]
so thats where "cheese dick" came from

i lold
#78 to #62 - TardytheTurtle
Reply +1
(01/30/2013) [-]
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#79 to #62 - mcstorms
Reply +1
(01/30/2013) [-]
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#82 to #62 - Pakaaahhh
Reply +1
(01/30/2013) [-]
at first i had no idea what the gifs was all about until it started reading the comments
P.s pic sort of related
#10 - pitvipertacos **User deleted account**
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#92 - BobbyMcFerrin
Reply +15
(01/30/2013) [-]
I'm an applied math major and what the **** is this
#96 to #92 - anon
Reply 0
(01/30/2013) [-]
u retarded ****
#103 to #92 - erbwie
Reply +2
(01/30/2013) [-]
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries.
#85 - evilpotato
Reply +15
(01/30/2013) [-]
Actually, I think it wouldn't be curved. Instead, see graph
#98 to #85 - anon
Reply 0
(01/30/2013) [-]
the line would be a bit wavier as the hole to cheese ratio in reality is not a constant, but yeah for the most part.
#109 to #85 - deathstare
Reply 0
(01/30/2013) [-]
That is directly proportional, it needs to be inversely proportional.
Draw a graph of -x^2
#110 to #109 - evilpotato
Reply +2
(01/30/2013) [-]
#111 to #110 - deathstare
Reply 0
(01/30/2013) [-]
fair enough, it's still accurate
#87 - cabbagemayhem
Reply +9
(01/30/2013) [-]
Swiss Cheeeese has hoooles. The more cheeeeeese, the more hooooles. The more hooooles, the less cheeeeeese. In theory, the more cheeese you have, the less cheeese you have.
#69 - hellspawner
Reply 0
(01/30/2013) [-]
Air is not matter.
It is pressurized temperature.

By the Law of Conservation of Matter, the more cheese you have, the more cheese you can eat.
#101 to #69 - drfreeman
Reply 0
(01/30/2013) [-]
That is unbelievably incorrect. I hope you are joking. 21% of "Air" is Oxygen, 78% is nitrogen, and the other 1% is helium, Carbon Dioxide, etc. Those gasses have mass, so yes.. they are matter. Temperature is the moment of those particles, creating friction and heat (essentially) How do pressurize movement?
#72 to #69 - cantfindausername ONLINE
Reply +3
(01/30/2013) [-]
Air is matter, though. It's a combination of gasses, which are a state of matter.
#91 to #72 - occamsrazor
Reply 0
(01/30/2013) [-]
The problem is volume occupied by cheese vs volume occupied by holes, doesn't matter what's matter or not it's not by weight so density doesn't have a play.
#71 to #69 - XptoO
Reply +9
(01/30/2013) [-]
I paid no attention to what you wrote, but something in your text makes me believe it's true...