True Story on My Campus. OC and it happened earlier today on my campus. So while walking to alass today, ' saw ) guy getting in trouble by a segway cop for sitt birdman
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True Story on My Campus

True Story on My Campus. OC and it happened earlier today on my campus. So while walking to alass today, ' saw ) guy getting in trouble by a segway cop for sitt

OC and it happened earlier today on my campus

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So while walking to alass today, ' saw )
guy getting in trouble by a segway cop
for sitting in ' fountain in front of the
library. And when the cop asked ‘Why
are you sitting in there?” He replied "it' s
a lovely day to pretend to be !,'til bird"
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#7 - doopleganger (01/29/2013) [-]
"Do not stand in the fountain"
#11 to #7 - snakefire (01/29/2013) [-]
assume the position.
#14 - zarsis (01/29/2013) [-]
next thing you know, cops will be using moon shoes to get around
#18 to #14 - mrbip (01/30/2013) [-]
OMFG I WANT !!!! I LOST THE GAME
User avatar #30 to #14 - shooptube (01/30/2013) [-]
I could jump higher than those things could bounce me
#57 to #14 - dementos (01/30/2013) [-]
Only two years till they will have these beauties now
#29 to #14 - justinishere (01/30/2013) [-]
i used to have those! tripped a lot. gif related
i used to have those! tripped a lot. gif related
User avatar #3 - ninjacowboy (01/29/2013) [-]
...That's Oklahoma State. Now I feel like I missed out by not going on campus this morning, but those Segway cops are entertaining to watch.
#4 to #3 - oscarb (01/29/2013) [-]
Is it a good a college?
User avatar #5 to #4 - ninjacowboy (01/29/2013) [-]
Depends on your major I guess. The engineering and ag here is fantastic, but I don't know about the education majors. The campus is really nice too, and the city around it has enough to get what you need. I enjoy it here.
User avatar #6 to #5 - Grubinhymer (01/29/2013) [-]
Boomer Sooner, bitch.
#10 to #6 - fythethefallen (01/29/2013) [-]
You watch your whore mouth!
User avatar #51 to #6 - hollyhavoc (01/30/2013) [-]
**** YEA, BOOMER SOONER.
#64 to #6 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (01/30/2013) [-]
Rock Chalk mother ****** .
#13 to #5 - oscarb (01/29/2013) [-]
Ok, I live in australia so it wont affect me, in the slightest
#23 to #13 - doggstar (01/30/2013) [-]
where abouts in aus. i used to go to rmit in Melbourne but my sisters goes to Griffith in Brisbane. rmit is good for the tech and i'm unsure about griffith.
#68 to #23 - oscarb (01/30/2013) [-]
I live a little south of Perth, on the west coast
User avatar #21 - adunsaveme (01/30/2013) [-]
Just... damn. Segway cops must be the most non-intimidating form of authority intimidation. I don't see how anybody could take someone seriously when they're rolling around on a two wheeled scooter thing. "Hey, come back here, thief! This thing only has three speeds!"
Segways, man
User avatar #27 to #21 - fythethefallen (01/30/2013) [-]
One blazed past me yesterday going damn near 10 MPH. Hard to take them seriously.
#59 to #21 - fuckyouiamcat (01/30/2013) [-]
You reminded me of this.

So what would the 3 segway speeds be? Useless...more useless...most useless?
#22 to #21 - doggstar (01/30/2013) [-]
theyre just as bad as bicycle cops only lazier
#37 - Pootering (01/30/2013) [-]
I was in downtown Portland, OR last Summer and I saw a Segway cop. I yelled "PAAAAAAUUUUULLLLL BLAAAARRRRTTTTT", because any person with a good sense of humor would. He turned his head with the utter-most disgust with his 99 cent shades and uttered: "real original" in a 			***********		 baritone tone. I basically just gave him this smile in response. Good times.
I was in downtown Portland, OR last Summer and I saw a Segway cop. I yelled "PAAAAAAUUUUULLLLL BLAAAARRRRTTTTT", because any person with a good sense of humor would. He turned his head with the utter-most disgust with his 99 cent shades and uttered: "real original" in a *********** baritone tone. I basically just gave him this smile in response. Good times.
User avatar #38 to #37 - vanoreo (01/30/2013) [-]
Wow, you're an asshole.
User avatar #41 to #38 - pawnman (01/30/2013) [-]
You aren't someone with a good sense of humor i suppose.
User avatar #63 to #38 - vanoreo (01/30/2013) [-]
I stand by my decision
User avatar #48 to #37 - dillard1 (01/30/2013) [-]
Out of the 18 years I've lived in Beaverton (20 miles from Portland) I have never seen a segway cop in Portland

Although, when I do, I'll make sure I'll call him by his real name: "PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUL BLAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRT"
User avatar #65 to #48 - Pootering (01/30/2013) [-]
Pioneer Square in the summer? I've lived in and around Portland all my life and I always see 'em.
#54 to #37 - whitestofchapels (01/30/2013) [-]
MFW my city is talked about
User avatar #67 to #54 - dillard1 (01/30/2013) [-]
Everyone freaks out whenever portland is mentioned in anything here
User avatar #33 - wallsbad (01/30/2013) [-]
>segway cop
God, this pisses me off. What happened to cops just walking the beat like back in the old day? BRING BACK BEAT COPS.
User avatar #36 to #33 - slapchoppin (01/30/2013) [-]
just imagine someone running from the cops and the cop casually pulls up next to him on a segway like it aint ****

it would be pretty funny

and thats why they do it
User avatar #8 - fjalchemist (01/29/2013) [-]
Any one else think the lights by his head were tiny thought bubbles leading up to the text ?
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User avatar #2 - tireyhawnuyu (01/29/2013) [-]
Sounds like something my boss would do
#34 - LordShesho (01/30/2013) [-]
I put a motor on my bike and ride it to campus. Whenever I pass a Bike Cop, I always laugh to myslef imagining him trying to chase me.

Pic related, it's my bike.
User avatar #50 to #34 - KillYourself (01/30/2013) [-]
is that even legal?
User avatar #62 to #50 - LordShesho (01/30/2013) [-]
I get that question a lot. And I mean, a lot. I just say "No one's stopped me yet."

But I don't think so, otherwise all the cops I've seen while riding on it surely would have said something.

I'd recommend anyone wanting to do this TO DO IT. It's so awesome - though all the attention it gets is a drawback.
#42 to #34 - bagofmeth ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
Thats pretty Sikh breuh
Thats pretty Sikh breuh
#25 - sreezon (01/30/2013) [-]
Is that USC??
User avatar #26 to #25 - fythethefallen (01/30/2013) [-]
OSU
User avatar #47 to #26 - cmurphyjrjrjr (01/30/2013) [-]
ABC
User avatar #52 to #47 - lostinthemusic (01/30/2013) [-]
TBS
#12 - duperthirtytwo (01/29/2013) [-]
Fountain bird man for treasurer.
#28 - anon (01/30/2013) [-]
"segway cop"?
you damn americans are really off the track...
User avatar #31 to #28 - hellsjester (01/30/2013) [-]
let me guess british?
#24 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/30/2013) [-]
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#58 - shmedly (01/30/2013) [-]
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User avatar #35 - awesomenessdefined (01/30/2013) [-]
Well **** , OP is right. Actually happened to him
#39 - gavenjones (01/30/2013) [-]
Wow, he scares me less than a bike cop. I mean, even the bike cop has a basket for you to sit in when he arrests you.
User avatar #1 - nothingatall (01/29/2013) [-]
goddam hipsters
#60 - twateater (01/30/2013) [-]
Yeah i definitely saw that guy on campus yesterday! I thought the was just doing something for psychology. I feel so proud to go to the college that is on the top list of FJ!
User avatar #15 - Onemanretardpack (01/29/2013) [-]
Sorry, officer. If you can't catch me without a segway, I don't think I should have to listen to you
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