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#1 - sodapops
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(01/29/2013) [-]
Such a small part of it...
#25 to #1 - anon
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Frogdad is amazing.
#42 to #1 - thewellhungarian
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Oh ****, this man is a genius.
Oh ****, this man is a genius.
#5 to #1 - defeats
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(01/29/2013) [-]
Amazing!
Amazing!
#9 to #5 - theaflackduck
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#2 to #1 - thorsaurus
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(01/29/2013) [-]
worth the read.
#24 to #1 - darkdragonswrath
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(01/29/2013) [-]
"Mr. Russia comes out of the hedge with a portable radio playing the twilight theme song"

I can't breathe
#16 to #1 - zzitro ONLINE
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(01/29/2013) [-]
The character I liked most was Mr.Russia
#10 - thefunnyside
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(01/29/2013) [-]
Reposting a comment I made a while ago:

Being the hell of a sister i was (I'm 17), i wanted ot play a prank on my brother(16).

I got pineapples. Lots and lots of pineapples.

Every morning, I would put one(Or use the same one from the other day) next to his bed with a note:

"Love, pineapple<3"

He wondered how the heel it got there, but oh, that wasn't enough for me, no.


I did this at school too. In his locker, I would do the same. After every class, he would have a pineapple inside waiting for him. This is when **** gets wierd

I start putting"soon" insted of "love pineapple<3"

(comment below)
#41 to #10 - anon
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Just curious, wouldn't you be the first person he suspected? Who else has access to his room and his locker?
#12 to #10 - thefunnyside
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(01/29/2013) [-]
*hell
#11 to #10 - thefunnyside
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(01/29/2013) [-]
This goes on for about a month. He starts getting wierd and scared. One day, I knew this had to stop, so I had a plan.

My mom and dad were gone for 2 days, so just me, him, grandma(Who slleps 24/7)and the pineapples.

That day, he went out with his pals to a movie and food.

This was the night.Oh yes, this would be Legen-(wait for it)-dairy.

I put pineapples in his room EVERYWERE. On every on of them i wrote "THIS IS IT!!!".

So, when he got home, he turned on the lights on his room- ***************** everywere! on his window, desk,closet... He ran out of the house screming.

He came back half an hour later- by then I cleaned up his room and acted likenothing happened.


I asked him if he wanted some pineapple.

He said no in a paniking voice and went



Give my brother a fear of a tropical fruit- CHECK
#20 to #11 - snakefire
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(01/29/2013) [-]
That was excellent, will you marry me.
#28 to #20 - kobemamba
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(01/30/2013) [-]
She deserves better
#29 to #28 - snakefire
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(01/30/2013) [-]
She aint seen nothin yet.
#30 to #29 - kobemamba
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Quiet, friendly fag
#31 to #30 - snakefire
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Is friendly

is fag


what....
#32 to #31 - kobemamba
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(01/30/2013) [-]
The fag from the friendly board
#33 to #32 - snakefire
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Really because I always thought that was phanact
#34 to #33 - kobemamba
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Everyone is a fag
#35 to #34 - snakefire
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(01/30/2013) [-]
It says on your profile you also use friendly
#36 to #35 - kobemamba
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(01/30/2013) [-]
I am also a fag
#67 to #20 - thefunnyside
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Depends. You need to pass a test first
#68 to #67 - snakefire
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(01/31/2013) [-]
What is said test
#69 to #68 - thefunnyside
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(01/31/2013) [-]
wat
#70 to #69 - snakefire
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(01/31/2013) [-]
What is the test
#71 to #70 - thefunnyside
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(01/31/2013) [-]
One does not simply pass the test....
#72 to #71 - snakefire
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(01/31/2013) [-]
What isit though
#73 to #72 - thefunnyside
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Question one: Do you even lift?
#74 to #73 - snakefire
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Not anymore
#75 to #74 - thefunnyside
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(01/31/2013) [-]
You have failed. Kindly go **** in the off direction
#76 to #75 - snakefire
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(01/31/2013) [-]
I have some compensating factors though ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)
#77 to #76 - thefunnyside
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Oh?
#78 to #77 - snakefire
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(01/31/2013) [-]
Yeah. They might even overcompensate ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)
#80 to #78 - eddardstork
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(02/04/2013) [-]
You met have redirected emergency power to pull that off :)
#19 - odytoboman
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(01/29/2013) [-]
MacGoogles is my name...

I like a smoggy bog ,,,

It's time to play a game,,,

with your favorite highland frog.
#43 to #19 - lvlarcopolio **User deleted account**
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#22 to #19 - sherbaderb
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(01/29/2013) [-]
**** you beat me to it...
#23 to #22 - sherbaderb
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(01/29/2013) [-]
ummm....

this is going to bother me


****...* You beat me to it...
#17 - stevolo
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(01/29/2013) [-]
>> Heavy knocks on door
#47 to #17 - taintedangel
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(01/30/2013) [-]
>>"CRY SOME MOOOOORRREEEEE!!!"
#7 - alawabidingcitizen
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(01/29/2013) [-]
This made me laugh out loud for the first time in, like, a month; I'm not talking about polite &quot;hehe&quot; chuckling at jokes that aren't really funny or that psychotic laughter you get right after killing a ******* of enemies in a game (any game, really) while taking minimal damage.   
No.   
I'm talking full on, &quot;laughed so hard I cried, got blinded by my own joyous tears, fell out of my chair, hit the floor so hard I couldn't breathe, made that retarded seal sound so that when my younger brother came in to see what the problem is he became legitimately concerned I was having a seizure,&quot; kind of laughter.   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
I live a sheltered life and am a pitiful thing to behold.
This made me laugh out loud for the first time in, like, a month; I'm not talking about polite "hehe" chuckling at jokes that aren't really funny or that psychotic laughter you get right after killing a ******* of enemies in a game (any game, really) while taking minimal damage.
No.
I'm talking full on, "laughed so hard I cried, got blinded by my own joyous tears, fell out of my chair, hit the floor so hard I couldn't breathe, made that retarded seal sound so that when my younger brother came in to see what the problem is he became legitimately concerned I was having a seizure," kind of laughter.










I live a sheltered life and am a pitiful thing to behold.
#8 to #7 - anon
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(01/29/2013) [-]
i too was pleasantly surprised to be nearly crying with laughter :D
#54 to #7 - bannedfartoooften
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(01/30/2013) [-]
No. I have a better story...
#40 to #7 - thelegitmetalhead
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#50 - gaaay
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(01/30/2013) [-]
This feels like a good reason to have a 4chan pasta dump.
#55 to #50 - gaaay
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(01/30/2013) [-]
2

The comment time limit makes this a suddenly bad idea.
#57 to #55 - gaaay
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I'm British and this is one of the funniest things I have ever read. Anyone who disagrees can stare down the barrel of my rooty-tooty-point-and-shooty.
#60 to #57 - gaaay
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(01/30/2013) [-]
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Dear anon who replied about the rooty-tooty bit, I apologise, I uploaded the wrong image for that comment, I'm going by thumbnails and file-names in my folder, I'll upload the one meant for my comment soon enough. I will also apologise for not directly replying to you, the 10 minute comment limit is annoying, frustrating, and downright pointless, and as a result all my comments must be a continuation of my pasta thread..

Sincerely Yours.
#62 to #60 - gaaay
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(01/30/2013) [-]
5

Easily in my top ten.
#64 to #62 - gaaay
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(01/30/2013) [-]
And unfortunately FJ has randomly decided I am no longer allowed to post images, so i bid you all good night, and apologise for the shortness of the thread.
#65 to #64 - thatnerdyguy
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(01/30/2013) [-]
That's pretty gaaay.
Is it a level thing?
If so, I hope my thumbs help.
#66 to #65 - gaaay
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(01/30/2013) [-]
It is pretty gaaay (I appreciate the pun by the way)
I believe it is a level thing, though I'm not sure because it only began happening after number 5, which is when my comment level went up to level 2.
Thank you for trying to help in whatever way you can.
#81 to #66 - watermelonkittie
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(02/04/2013) [-]
I thumbed all your comments in this thread. Please finish if you can :3
#82 to #81 - gaaay
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(02/04/2013) [-]
Just for you bro.
#83 to #82 - gaaay
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#84 to #83 - gaaay
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#85 to #84 - gaaay
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#86 to #85 - gaaay
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#87 to #86 - gaaay
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#88 to #87 - gaaay
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#89 to #88 - gaaay
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#90 to #89 - gaaay
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#91 to #90 - gaaay
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These are some of the better ones... enjoy :)
#59 to #57 - anon
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(01/30/2013) [-]
rooty tooty point and shooty

england

pick one
#15 - xxabbiexx
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(01/29/2013) [-]
Wow, that was actually funny! I couldn't stop laughing!
Wow, that was actually funny! I couldn't stop laughing!
#13 - EpicFailures
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(01/29/2013) [-]
I'm sick with influenza, so when I laughed like a retard at this, I sounded like a squeaky toy.
#37 to #13 - anon
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(01/30/2013) [-]
why cant you just say the flu?
#58 - warlockrichard
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#26 - darthacerbus
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