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Squids day off

Squids day off. Squids day getting off. What non ill person spends their day off with a random box of tissues on their coffee table? A squid thats about to fap

Squids day getting off

What non ill person spends their day off
with a random box of tissues on their coffee
table?
A squid thats about to fap fap fap his sunday
away.
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Submitted: 01/28/2013
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#40 to #17 - anon (01/29/2013) [-]
your name, i like it
#14 - defectivetoast (01/29/2013) [-]
You can't blame him.  His life seems pretty boring. Plus he has no gf.
You can't blame him. His life seems pretty boring. Plus he has no gf.
User avatar #30 to #14 - thadin (01/29/2013) [-]
I think squidward may prefer blowing on clarinets.
I'm talking about dicks. He may be gay.
User avatar #36 to #14 - stripey (01/29/2013) [-]
he got a gf in a recent episode though I think.
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User avatar #9 - YllekNayr (01/29/2013) [-]
.....totally legitimate question here.

Does no one else just have a box of tissues on a desk or table to blow their nose with at all times?
User avatar #54 to #9 - maxismahname (01/29/2013) [-]
I have one right now. but i'm sick so it doesn't count
User avatar #22 to #9 - smittywrbmnjnsn (01/29/2013) [-]
I keep them on the back of the toilet.

LIKE A NORMAL PERSON!
#15 to #9 - jaigurudevaom (01/29/2013) [-]
I have a box on my desk at work
I have a box on my desk at work
User avatar #10 to #9 - zramn (01/29/2013) [-]
...You're not alone, I thought that keeping a box of tissues was normal, but apparently its sole use is fapping...
#11 to #10 - yunablade (01/29/2013) [-]
Used to have one, stopped when I received too many jokes bout the subject.

<- MFW 574th joke about it.
#20 - anon (01/29/2013) [-]
doesn't everyone have a box of tissues on their family/living room table? otherwise how would you blow your nose without missing tv
User avatar #31 to #20 - floopdawhoop (01/29/2013) [-]
I have them in the TV room, the computer room, and the kitchen.
I hate getting up, if you can't tell.
#8 - darknesincontrol (01/29/2013) [-]
This is why Squidward hates Spongbob, because he keeps on disturbing him on his most intimate moments with his tentacles.   
Spongbob The Tentacleblocker
This is why Squidward hates Spongbob, because he keeps on disturbing him on his most intimate moments with his tentacles.
Spongbob The Tentacleblocker
#25 - ferndizzle (01/29/2013) [-]
how awesome would it be to fap with 8 hands... think about it... realllllly think about it... nonstop pleasure...
how awesome would it be to fap with 8 hands... think about it... realllllly think about it... nonstop pleasure...
#34 to #25 - snakefire (01/29/2013) [-]
I have two hands but only use one   
   
If I had 8 I could efficiently sext and fap though
I have two hands but only use one

If I had 8 I could efficiently sext and fap though
User avatar #26 to #25 - redrex (01/29/2013) [-]
but the suckers? that would hurt like **** i bet
User avatar #27 to #26 - ferndizzle (01/29/2013) [-]
not 8 tentacles.... 8 hands... think about it.... 8... well crafted.... evenly lotioned hands
User avatar #28 to #27 - redrex (01/29/2013) [-]
still, what the **** would you do with 8 hands? thats just overkill
User avatar #29 to #28 - ferndizzle (01/29/2013) [-]
more like overjoy
User avatar #16 - secretlywheatbread ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]
Imagine fapping with tentacles.
How that would feel.
With those suction cups on them.
I'm sorry ._.
#6 - SmellyClaw (01/29/2013) [-]
**SmellyClaw rolled a random image posted in comment #308517 at Video Games Board ** What hes masturbating to
User avatar #33 to #6 - mydogpikachu (01/29/2013) [-]
eh i prefer the SNES
#12 to #6 - jorgeaga (01/29/2013) [-]
Can't blame him, those are some pretty good games.
#1 - mrtredbear (01/29/2013) [-]
Patrick: I don't get it
Patrick: I don't get it
#43 - iamzombie (01/29/2013) [-]
**iamzombie rolled a random image posted in comment #79 at This makes me Führerious. ** my fap face
#48 - cptnjosh (01/29/2013) [-]
Wasn't this that illuminati episode where Spongebob and Patrick rehearse "By the all seeing eye, we are worthy" for no ******* apparent reason?
User avatar #61 to #48 - codyxvasco (01/29/2013) [-]
Nothing in this ep had reason. It was just random idiocy like every new episode.
#64 to #61 - cptnjosh (01/30/2013) [-]
And poorly hidden Illuminati messages.
#38 - falconxmard (01/29/2013) [-]
**falconxmard rolled a random image posted in comment #226259 at Friendly **
What he faps to
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#2 - funnjyunk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #5 to #2 - redneckhokage (01/29/2013) [-]
hmm never thought of that
User avatar #21 to #2 - bossmanholms (01/29/2013) [-]
or they are closed on sundays?
#39 to #2 - lordaurion (01/29/2013) [-]
It's been mentioned several times that he's a slavedriver of a boss and that the day Plankton sued Krabs was the first day off Squidward had had in years.
#23 - megashot ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]
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#55 to #47 - worldatarms (01/29/2013) [-]
MY EYES!
MY EYES!
User avatar #56 to #47 - madmaninside (01/29/2013) [-]
see magical fairy princess!!! this is a real person to ban someone!
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User avatar #51 to #47 - mrhotwings (01/29/2013) [-]
Oh god what the **** D:
User avatar #60 to #49 - getoffit (01/29/2013) [-]
What did he pooooossst?!
User avatar #62 to #60 - eleventhdrwhooves (01/29/2013) [-]
A naked woman blowing a horse dick.
#44 - xxxojand (01/29/2013) [-]
Squidward was one horny bastard
User avatar #46 to #44 - bitchplzzz (01/29/2013) [-]
Was? He still is
User avatar #35 - dopeythedestroyer (01/29/2013) [-]
I've cracked the code! Squidward is so cranky all the time because he never gets to wack it because Spongebob and Patrick are always cock blocking him from himself!
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