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#11 - anon (01/29/2013) [-]
I tripped over a black cat and fell under a ladder knocking over a salt shaker.
When i tried to throw salt over my shoulder to counteract the bad luck, I broke a mirror into seven pieces which then broke into seven pieces each. One of the shards of glass flew into my box of condoms which caused my son.

User avatar #62 to #11 - UberAndrew (01/29/2013) [-]
And then you find out your son is the antichrist.
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