Can you?. No, sir, I cannot..... i can fit a screwdriver down my peehole 49 minutes ago wrth Golden Sh adesso in reply to Ten 48 minutes ago I CAN FIT A SCREWDR your Mother can
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#1 - deadfeds **User deleted account**
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#19 to #1 - Digitalphear
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(01/29/2013) [-]
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#20 to #1 - maxismahname
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(01/29/2013) [-]
I CAN FEEL IT OH MY ******* GOD
#2 to #1 - ungcc [OP]
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#6 to #1 - atheistzilla
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#4 to #1 - endface
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(01/29/2013) [-]
You must have been one gem of a child.
#9 - ningyoaijin
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#12 to #9 - mookiez
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(01/29/2013) [-]
No, I will never watch that ****. again. Here try this ****. You need to login to view this link
#14 to #12 - ironsoul
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(01/29/2013) [-]
I would rather have sex with a meat grinder than click that link.
#16 to #14 - xdiabolicx
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(01/29/2013) [-]
spoiler alert: guy sits on empty glass jar. jar explodes in anus.

no thank you's are necessary.
#22 to #9 - hatindubz
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(01/29/2013) [-]
Good fap man, good fap.
#24 to #22 - hatindubz
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(01/29/2013) [-]
Why can't I masturbate without being judged man? I thought this was America.
#35 to #9 - themedicisaspy
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(01/29/2013) [-]
Dammit.
Dammit.
#28 to #9 - kobemamba
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#32 to #9 - yumbero
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(01/29/2013) [-]
i love how 3 people fav'd this
#17 to #9 - hongtonggobblenuts **User deleted account**
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(01/29/2013) [-]
I took one for the team, guise
#21 to #9 - kampi
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(01/29/2013) [-]
why did I click on the other links on that site
why did I click on the other links on that site
#11 to #9 - harryboom
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(01/29/2013) [-]
i'm gonna go ahead and not click on that link if it's ok with you
#13 - achphoenix
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#5 - justadude
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phillips or flat-head
#7 to #5 - chaosnazo
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Sonic
#31 - deezknuts
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when i first masturbated, i thought i had liquified my testicles. so i put all my semen back down my dickhole. i peed some chunky **** the next day and it bled a little because of inner tissue getting severed.
when i first masturbated, i thought i had liquified my testicles. so i put all my semen back down my dickhole. i peed some chunky **** the next day and it bled a little because of inner tissue getting severed.

#38 to #31 - azraelthemage
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(01/29/2013) [-]
I only thought that I was pissing white stuff. I was 13 okay.
#41 to #31 - kampi
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(01/30/2013) [-]
"liquified my testicles"
"liquified my testicles"
#36 to #31 - daniboyi ONLINE
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(01/29/2013) [-]
When I first masturbated one of my balls found a weird way to go in behind my penis, under the skin, and make it look like I only have one ball. Scared the **** out of me, because I thought I fapped my ball away...
#37 to #36 - crazylance ONLINE
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(01/29/2013) [-]
When I first masturbated ... it felt good.
Now I'm a chronic masturbator, oh well.
#33 to #31 - ungcc [OP]
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#3 - endface
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(01/29/2013) [-]
I don't plan on ever finding out.

No sir.

Nu-uh.

Nope.
#8 to #3 - gardenmanly
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(01/29/2013) [-]
maybe just this once
#30 - goll ONLINE
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#26 - rumpelstilzchen
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(01/29/2013) [-]
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#18 - angelious
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(01/29/2013) [-]
amateurs....
#40 - brobafett
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(01/30/2013) [-]
When I see "venom" as someone's user name, I like to think back to this autistic ***********. Look up venom2204 for more autistic adventures.