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User avatar #92 to #41 - masterboll (01/29/2013) [-]
except for tuesdays

tuesday is jaw day
User avatar #12 - Marker (01/28/2013) [-]
The original command was to speak to the rock. Moses was so pissed at all the people's complaining that he snapped and struck it with his staff.
User avatar #70 to #12 - geofalke (01/29/2013) [-]
well **** didn't know you guys were answering that question too. but to be fair, Moses was told to hit the rock the first time to get water to flow. The second time he was told to just talk to the rock, then he hit it again yada yada, so on and so forth you apparently know the rest. :D
User avatar #14 to #12 - brockyboi (01/28/2013) [-]
Huh, we posted the actual story at the same time.
User avatar #15 to #14 - Marker (01/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #19 to #18 - Marker (01/28/2013) [-]
That picture turned out 10 times more relevant than probably originally intended.
#46 - charliechambers (01/28/2013) [-]
MFW both Rock and Cena won at last night's Royal Rumble.
MFW both Rock and Cena won at last night's Royal Rumble.
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User avatar #48 to #47 - jasonbomb (01/28/2013) [-]
mfw its not supose to be its just entertainment.
#171 to #46 - ZenMacros (01/29/2013) [-]
MFW all the smark rage following Punk's loss
I ******* love the fact that Rock is champ. I hate the fact that he'll be losing it to Cena at Mania.
User avatar #198 to #171 - mcfunkdaddy (01/29/2013) [-]
so your a rocky smark. that would have been ok a decade a go. now he is borderline average.
User avatar #202 to #198 - ZenMacros (01/29/2013) [-]
He's always been borderline average. That doesn't stop me from loving him as WWE Champ.
User avatar #204 to #202 - mcfunkdaddy (01/29/2013) [-]
actually no attitude era heel rock was the bomb. this new guys a joke.
User avatar #211 to #204 - ZenMacros (01/30/2013) [-]
I meant in the ring. And yeah he's not as good as before, but I still enjoy his stuff for the most part.
#56 to #46 - astrozombies **User deleted account** (01/29/2013) [-]
MFW people actually watch wwe
#59 to #56 - rihardololz (01/29/2013) [-]
thats why it's called entertainment
thats why it's called entertainment
User avatar #62 to #59 - astrozombies **User deleted account** (01/29/2013) [-]
Sweaty grown men in speedos slapping each other around? Might as well call it gay porn.
#64 to #62 - rihardololz (01/29/2013) [-]
you have lots of opinions
User avatar #68 to #64 - astrozombies **User deleted account** (01/29/2013) [-]
k
User avatar #75 to #69 - astrozombies **User deleted account** (01/29/2013) [-]
People on here really didnt like me saying that wwe sucks huh? Lol
#76 to #75 - rihardololz (01/29/2013) [-]
but you swallow?
User avatar #77 to #76 - astrozombies **User deleted account** (01/29/2013) [-]
everytime
#115 to #77 - anon (01/29/2013) [-]
enjoy red service by FunnyJunk
User avatar #117 to #115 - astrozombies **User deleted account** (01/29/2013) [-]
Someone is scared to get red thumbs.
User avatar #159 to #62 - coolioplasm (01/29/2013) [-]
Opinion inbound!

I think that WWE is rediculess... It's just men lying on the ground going "aghh, aghh, aghh" whilst another man jumps on him.
#130 to #62 - yourealltwelve (01/29/2013) [-]
I agree
I agree
#158 to #62 - anon (01/29/2013) [-]
I agree, wwe is just gay porn in disguise
User avatar #61 to #56 - mcfunkdaddy (01/29/2013) [-]
what you find others enjoying themselves funny? ok.
User avatar #63 to #61 - astrozombies **User deleted account** (01/29/2013) [-]
yes, enjoying themselves watching grown men in speedos slapping each other. That is quite humorous
User avatar #110 to #109 - astrozombies **User deleted account** (01/29/2013) [-]
oh wait, Thumbs actually mean something on this site?
User avatar #197 to #63 - mcfunkdaddy (01/29/2013) [-]
its not my fault if you cant hold off getting an erection watching it.
User avatar #210 to #197 - astrozombies **User deleted account** (01/30/2013) [-]
but i dont watch it?
#125 to #46 - jugularj (01/29/2013) [-]
I really dont know how they can still call wwe's creative team "creative" anymore after that.
#132 to #46 - emeraldslam (01/29/2013) [-]
Mfw I'm only now finding out The Rock STILL wrestles
#88 to #46 - IFUCKRAKES (01/29/2013) [-]
Eve: IWC   
Cena: Cena
Eve: IWC
Cena: Cena
#87 to #46 - mrmeatman **User deleted account** (01/29/2013) [-]
Go **** yourself Mcmahon, you money grubbing **** . Cena and Rock just HAD to win didnt they. Dickhole.
User avatar #50 to #46 - coryg (01/29/2013) [-]
It was ******* ******** ..............
#55 to #46 - rihardololz (01/29/2013) [-]
rustlemania 29 cena vs the rock "2" it was build up and im glad j2y is beck.
#67 to #46 - sharksloveme (01/29/2013) [-]
I concur.
I concur.
User avatar #58 to #39 - matuemco (01/29/2013) [-]
**matuemco rolls 55** ?
#30 - mrbusinge (01/28/2013) [-]
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#111 to #30 - awakendhybrid (01/29/2013) [-]
Oh the things that could be shopped into that...
#32 - kotos (01/28/2013) [-]
I guess you could say he's between a rock and a hard place
I guess you could say he's between a rock and a hard place
#36 to #32 - galkawhm (01/28/2013) [-]
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#4 - ascendedwings (01/28/2013) [-]
Did anyone else see last night's royal rumble?
Did anyone else see last night's royal rumble?
#22 to #4 - anon (01/28/2013) [-]
cm punk should of onr
#5 to #4 - xxleoxx (01/28/2013) [-]
Yea bs like always......   
<mfw Cena wins rumble and Rock wins title
Yea bs like always......
<mfw Cena wins rumble and Rock wins title
#28 to #27 - thehornedking (01/28/2013) [-]
Rocky! Rocky! Rocky!
Rocky! Rocky! Rocky!
#6 to #5 - ascendedwings (01/28/2013) [-]
I wanted Rock to win...the shield is the BS here.   
I was going for Sheamus for the royal rumble.
I wanted Rock to win...the shield is the BS here.
I was going for Sheamus for the royal rumble.
User avatar #20 to #6 - RyderSechrest (01/28/2013) [-]
I wanted Stone cold to come out and win the royal rumble and have the rock win the belt, so i can see stone cold vs the rock once again
User avatar #21 to #20 - ascendedwings (01/28/2013) [-]
That would have been awesome...or some undertaker...that would be unlikely, but fukken sweet
#7 to #6 - xxleoxx (01/28/2013) [-]
I liked The Rock alot when i was a kid but now i want him to go back to hollywood and stay there he shows up for a pay check and walks all over the guys who have been there every day for years
I liked The Rock alot when i was a kid but now i want him to go back to hollywood and stay there he shows up for a pay check and walks all over the guys who have been there every day for years
User avatar #23 to #7 - mcfunkdaddy (01/28/2013) [-]
agreed, damn marks and children. punk carried him that match.
User avatar #17 to #6 - ryanfitzy (01/28/2013) [-]
The Rock did win?
#136 - brightrai (01/29/2013) [-]
Last night was depressing.
User avatar #140 to #136 - jjvoodoo (01/29/2013) [-]
i would of preferred someone else take the title but the cm punk thing was getting stale
User avatar #142 to #140 - brightrai (01/29/2013) [-]
As much as I love Punk, of course I was upset.

But I came to the realization WWE can do so much more with him now. Give him some more time, and let him do something else instead of holding a belt and telling people how long he's been champion for. Let him do his own thing maybe without Heyman.
User avatar #143 to #142 - jjvoodoo (01/29/2013) [-]
i'd like to see him resurrect the TLC match, it would go great if the rumors of jeff hardy coming back early 2013 are true
#151 to #136 - anon (01/29/2013) [-]
I love The Rock but I don't think he was the right one to end the stale champs run. I wanted Ryback to win the Rumble but I guess he is not big enough and I guess i can agree. Now with Cena *spoiler I guess...*



"surprisingly" challenging the holder of the Championship when WrestleMania 29 rolls around (aka The Rock) we get the same main event as last year (or really if Punk is able to win it back we STILL get another match that's been beaten to death the past couple years) and that makes me rage. Fukkin recycled plots. I guess a triple threat for the championship would be better than both scenarios and, honestly, I can kinda see it happening. I can only look forward to guessing who Taker will be adding to the streak this year and hoping it's not as groan worthy as this.
#139 to #136 - pikapoo (01/29/2013) [-]
Agreed :(
At least this glorious bastard is back
User avatar #127 - friendlysniff (01/29/2013) [-]
His hair is bacon
#33 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #49 - mrmask (01/28/2013) [-]
but... from what I remember, god told moses NOT to hit the rock
User avatar #66 to #49 - geofalke (01/29/2013) [-]
He told him to hit the rock the first time.
The second time God told Moses to speak with the rock to get water to flow.
Moses thought that he would look silly just talking to a rock, so he hit it again. I forget what happens after that
#94 to #66 - arkfire (01/29/2013) [-]
He wasn't allowed to enter the promised land.
#102 to #49 - tyuru (01/29/2013) [-]
discussing theology in FJ
User avatar #13 - brockyboi (01/28/2013) [-]
I know nobody legitimately cares, but just for The More You Know, G-d asked Moses to speak to the rocks, but Moses was hit the rock instead. I'm not sure why, but yeah. Again, no one actually cares.
#51 - drowsap (01/29/2013) [-]
And thus, golf was born.
#10 - eyelaughdahame (01/28/2013) [-]
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