Dental. . III 'IDEN tital TAI. COMPLEX !. Why must you turn my office into a house of lies?
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#14 - mankey (01/28/2013) [-]
Why must you turn my office into a house of lies?
User avatar #27 to #14 - burningsmurfs (01/29/2013) [-]
Oops, I left the gas on.
#13 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
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#10 - runes (01/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #22 to #10 - andimac (01/29/2013) [-]
Except that... That's doing it right...
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User avatar #23 - mrjweezy (01/29/2013) [-]
assistant dentist looks at my teeth. tells me i haven't been brushing.
Real dentist comes in ten minutes later and tells me that she cant believe my teeth are this ******* clean.
I turn to the assistant .
priceless.
User avatar #26 to #23 - rokkarokkaali (01/29/2013) [-]
I don't brush my teeth out of laziness. The one day the dentist tells me my teeth are clean... that day will happen at some point.
#34 to #26 - anon (01/29/2013) [-]
I used to brush twice a day and floss once in a while, then just go into the dentist's office with my teeth how they normally look. They always told me I wasn't brushing enough. Now I brush and floss twice a year, just minutes before I go there, and they consistently compliment me on my good teeth.

Either they estimate tooth decay solely on bits of food that happen to be in your teeth, or they plainly lie to older patients so we'll keep coming in.
User avatar #35 to #34 - rokkarokkaali (01/29/2013) [-]
I was pumped one month. I'd brush 4 times a day and after everytime I ate. Then they said I hate a little progress on getting white teeth. No **** that no one has the ******* money for that much toothpaste. My teeth are yellower than asia.
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User avatar #17 - waaw (01/29/2013) [-]
I should post a semicolon. That would work out well.
#16 - neoexdeath ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]
Brushing: Doing it right, for once.
#8 - aaronventura (01/28/2013) [-]
I feel like I'm missing something.
#24 - bathoryhannibal (01/29/2013) [-]
"Your gums are bleeding because you don't floss".

"NO! They are bleeding because you jammed a metal hook in them, you stupid cunt!"

I'm no longer allowed to go to that dentist office.
#30 - soggytomatoe (01/29/2013) [-]
Oh, you have a metal hook jammed into the depths of your throat?

This is a perfect time for me to ask you a million questions about your dental health.
User avatar #6 - mopedcouple (01/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #4 - fishlung (01/28/2013) [-]
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