Dental. .. Why must you turn my office into a house of lies? Dental Why must you turn my office into a house of lies?
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#14 - mankey
Reply +51
(01/28/2013) [-]
Why must you turn my office into a house of lies?
#27 to #14 - burningsmurfs
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(01/29/2013) [-]
Oops, I left the gas on.
#10 - runes
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(01/28/2013) [-]
#22 to #10 - andimac
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(01/29/2013) [-]
Except that... That's doing it right...
#13 - felixjarl
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(01/28/2013) [-]
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#1 - colegaleener
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(01/28/2013) [-]
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#19 to #1 - jokezz
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(01/29/2013) [-]
How did I get here?
#21 - dumbandyoung
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(01/29/2013) [-]
#29 to #21 - warlockrichard
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#20 - darkjustifier
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#23 - mrjweezy
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(01/29/2013) [-]
assistant dentist looks at my teeth. tells me i haven't been brushing.
Real dentist comes in ten minutes later and tells me that she cant believe my teeth are this ******* clean.
I turn to the assistant .
priceless.
#26 to #23 - rokkarokkaali
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(01/29/2013) [-]
I don't brush my teeth out of laziness. The one day the dentist tells me my teeth are clean... that day will happen at some point.
#34 to #26 - anon
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(01/29/2013) [-]
I used to brush twice a day and floss once in a while, then just go into the dentist's office with my teeth how they normally look. They always told me I wasn't brushing enough. Now I brush and floss twice a year, just minutes before I go there, and they consistently compliment me on my good teeth.

Either they estimate tooth decay solely on bits of food that happen to be in your teeth, or they plainly lie to older patients so we'll keep coming in.
#35 to #34 - rokkarokkaali
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(01/29/2013) [-]
I was pumped one month. I'd brush 4 times a day and after everytime I ate. Then they said I hate a little progress on getting white teeth. No **** that no one has the ******* money for that much toothpaste. My teeth are yellower than asia.
#11 - popkornking
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(01/28/2013) [-]
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#15 - ohmahgaz
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