Right wing reason #373. Not wanting to make any political statements, just thought the scenario with that assumption was funny. Not trying to start an argument
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Right wing reason #373

Not wanting to make any political statements, just thought the scenario with that assumption was funny. Not trying to start an argument on whether or not that assumption is accurate or correct.

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Submitted: 01/28/2013
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#3 - nyj (01/28/2013) [+] (22 replies)
User avatar #7 - mads (01/28/2013) [+] (17 replies)
I have seen nothing more vicious than a pissed off gay guy. I mean they have the cattyness of a woman and the natural strength of a man, That is not a mix I want to piss off.
User avatar #1 - Zarke (01/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
gay men wouldn't want to shoot men.
So straight men shouldn't want to shoot women.
Women wouldn't want to shoot men.
Most soldiers are men.
So therefore, the entire army should be lesbian.
#5 - anonymous (01/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Bullets don't look that way.... They still have their shells on, which contain the propellant of the bullet, allowing them to be fired.
Bro, do you even 'Murrica?

:/
User avatar #6 to #5 - gildemoono ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
...dude. chill out. Its a just political cartoon.
#47 - pepemex (01/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
How can you trust gays to fight and live and shower with you if they'll try to **** you in the ass as soon as you turn your back on them?
User avatar #49 to #47 - Marker (01/28/2013) [-]
I was about to rant, then the comment pic loaded.
User avatar #55 - garvielxloken (01/29/2013) [+] (20 replies)
I'm sorry but I couldn't deal with a flamboyantly gay person in the middle of a fire-fight. Can you imagine someone with a really, really "gay" sounding voice calling things out like "Reloading" or "Cover me!" while bullets are whizzing passed your head? Well I mean I know all of you could, but I just couldn't. I'd probably be on the ground laughing hysterically and getting shot repeatedly by camel jockies and the like. I mean just imagining that is making me giggle like a little girl right now.

I really don't know why, but whenever I think "gay" I just automatically think of Mr. Garrison, or Brian's cousin. That's what makes it so difficult for me to take the thought of gay people in the military seriously.
User avatar #69 to #59 - nogphille ONLINE (01/29/2013) [-]
'let's outflank them, boys. they're vulnerable in the rear.'
#33 - felixjarl (01/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
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The Sacred Band of Thebes was a troop of picked soldiers, consisting of 150 pairs of male lovers which formed the elite force of the Theban army in the 4th century BC.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sacred_Band_of_Thebes

Why gays should be allowed in the army, they will fight like wild beasts for those they love.
#13 - drainbramage (01/28/2013) [-]
I saw this on a card about 7 years ago, I didn't realise this was a political point.
#46 - MCPO (01/28/2013) [-]
That room clear was just fabulous!
#16 - bobodevetjedan (01/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Stunning
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#111 - deathrinder (01/29/2013) [-]
By god hes right.
#110 - sirgawain (01/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Ignoring the description, this is not how all right-wing people view this issue. It's just a stereotype, just like the one this cartoon claims right-wingers have against gays.   
GIF because Carlton.
Ignoring the description, this is not how all right-wing people view this issue. It's just a stereotype, just like the one this cartoon claims right-wingers have against gays.
GIF because Carlton.
#81 - byposted (01/29/2013) [+] (16 replies)
gays were always allowed in the military. It just was that open-gays, wanting attention and being a distraction, were barred from entry. If you've ever met an openly gay person, they are usually attention whores.

You, as a faggot, could enlist as long as you kept your sexual orientation to yourself. What, do you want to ********* in the barracks or something?
#117 to #81 - anonymous (01/29/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #116 - thefurie (01/29/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Simple, other armies employ chicks and our current forces are useless
User avatar #80 - reican (01/29/2013) [-]
In other words, if a super hot girl is an enemy sniper, all countersnipers would be killed as they couldn't shoot her for the same reasons
User avatar #52 - funnyjunktitan (01/29/2013) [-]
Reason gays should be in the military

Captain Jack Harkness
User avatar #136 - themaaster (01/29/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I'm getting real tired of this Left wing, Right wing ******** . All it does is divide people and cause discourse. Honestly if we didn't do all of this grouping and other ******** we might be able to come up with a ******* result.
#102 - Kellanved (01/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
So much butthurt in the comments....
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