Greatest stand-up comedian ever... ..in my opinion.. Pearle who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I knew where my watch is buddy, where the f k is
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Greatest stand-up comedian ever..

..in my opinion.

Pearle who point at their wrist while
asking for the time. I knew where my
watch is buddy, where the f** k is yours?
De I point at my crotch when I ask
where the bathroom is?
George Carlin
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Submitted: 01/27/2013
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#2 - anonymous (01/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)
what if i told you it due ot deaf people ......
User avatar #3 to #2 - nyj (01/28/2013) [-]
I think it's trying to communicate with us!
User avatar #4 - Ripper (01/28/2013) [+] (8 replies)
wait I thought people did thas because the person wouldn't understand because of noise or something else.
#7 - headhunternl (01/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #22 - xTydude (01/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Geroge Carlin is cool and all but pointing at your wrist is just a universal way to ask what time it is, it comes in handy in loud places or when your trying to be quiet.
you all probably knows this already though
User avatar #8 - thatmotherfer (01/28/2013) [-]
George Carlin is funny as hell. I haven't heard any of his stand up in a while, maybe it is time to catch up with him again.
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#17 - anonymous (01/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
He did come out with some good stuff, but mostly I'd say he was overrated.

Most little funnyjunkers just say her was awesome just join the bandwagon because most of you don't have any real opinions.
User avatar #27 to #17 - kamehamehanurd (01/28/2013) [-]
I don't like him either, bombard me with red thumbs if you wish, but he's not funny and he complains about stupid **** , in my OPINION. Such as this. Refer to comment #22. What really throws me off of him, is how he says we shouldn't care about global warming, and animals dying off. Yeah, the Earth was herre for millions of years, but guess what. It's gotten worse in the past 200 years than in the entirety of human history.
User avatar #16 - Marker (01/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Carlin is, if not at the top of my list, within the top 5, to be sure. It's a close tie between him and Ron White.
#12 - selfdenyingbeggar (01/28/2013) [-]
I'm not messing with your opinion I'm just stating mine: Bill Hicks.
User avatar #38 - anonrandom (01/28/2013) [-]
I'm certain Billy Connoly did this first
#32 - menispuncher (01/28/2013) [-]
In the club or at a house party I often point at my dick while mouthing "bathroom" if I'm asking for the bathroom or telling someone I'm going to take a piss. It's helpful if it's really loud and usually brings a laugh when people realise what you mean.
User avatar #29 - davvi (01/28/2013) [-]
i actually do that sometimes
#13 - anonymous (01/28/2013) [-]
Overrated old man that really didnt even tell a lot of jokes, just stood around bitching about things. And dont even bring up his early years, barely even worth watching. I will admit he has had some decent quotes but most arent funny, just interesting.
#5 - mctrollston (01/28/2013) [-]
No you point at your crotch to let the bitch know its sex time
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