Greatest stand-up comedian ever... my opinion.. Pearle who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I knew where my watch is buddy, where the f k is
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#2 - anon (01/28/2013) [-]
what if i told you it due ot deaf people ......
User avatar #40 to #2 - kingarturi (01/28/2013) [-]
im guessing you said "what if i told you it was due to deaf people".
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User avatar #3 to #2 - nyj [OP](01/28/2013) [-]
I think it's trying to communicate with us!
#10 to #3 - englman (01/28/2013) [-]
That was fantastic
That was fantastic
User avatar #4 - Ripper (01/28/2013) [-]
wait I thought people did thas because the person wouldn't understand because of noise or something else.
#6 to #4 - anon (01/28/2013) [-]
George Carlin is a retard. He always points out stupid things. And yes I post this as anon, because I'll get thumbed down, because even though this guy is an unfunny hack who just spouts unfunny illogical **** , he's loved on FJ for some reason
#9 to #6 - thegrayfox (01/28/2013) [-]
That's the dumbest thing I've heard on this site so far.
User avatar #26 to #6 - saxophan (01/28/2013) [-]
Being a good comedian is not necessarily about what you point out so much as how you go about pointing it out. GC is a total smartass about it, and he's witty enough that it's easy to find the things he says funny even if you disagree.
User avatar #24 to #6 - thepyras (01/28/2013) [-]
I actually agree with you somewhat. I try to like him, but I find that he tends to point things out that the average person has already thought of. I don't mind him, though. He's a decent comedian, but what bothers me is when people quote him as a source of wisdom. He seems like the kind of man that has grown bitter with the world around him and so everything that isn't a part of him he sees as stupid, which is all well and good. He can talk about everything he hates or finds moronic all he wants, it doesn't bother me, but don't confuse an old man's anger with a sage's wisdom.
User avatar #14 to #6 - nyj [OP](01/28/2013) [-]
I pity you if you truly believe that.
#15 to #6 - thewotch (01/28/2013) [-]

Also, thumbs are worthless. Grow up.
User avatar #30 to #15 - brutalfistfuck (01/28/2013) [-]
Easy, man.
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User avatar #22 - xTydude (01/28/2013) [-]
Geroge Carlin is cool and all but pointing at your wrist is just a universal way to ask what time it is, it comes in handy in loud places or when your trying to be quiet.
you all probably knows this already though
User avatar #35 to #22 - Xaftz (01/28/2013) [-]
That is also the gesture I learned in ASL. I mean, it's not like it's gonna be anything else anyways.
#7 - headhunternl (01/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #8 - thatmotherfer (01/28/2013) [-]
George Carlin is funny as hell. I haven't heard any of his stand up in a while, maybe it is time to catch up with him again.
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User avatar #16 - Marker (01/28/2013) [-]
Carlin is, if not at the top of my list, within the top 5, to be sure. It's a close tie between him and Ron White.
#12 - selfdenyingbeggar (01/28/2013) [-]
I'm not messing with your opinion I'm just stating mine: Bill Hicks.
#17 - anon (01/28/2013) [-]
He did come out with some good stuff, but mostly I'd say he was overrated.

Most little funnyjunkers just say her was awesome just join the bandwagon because most of you don't have any real opinions.
User avatar #33 to #17 - davycrocket (01/28/2013) [-]
I agree with this.
#34 to #17 - anon (01/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #27 to #17 - kamehamehanurd (01/28/2013) [-]
I don't like him either, bombard me with red thumbs if you wish, but he's not funny and he complains about stupid **** , in my OPINION. Such as this. Refer to comment #22. What really throws me off of him, is how he says we shouldn't care about global warming, and animals dying off. Yeah, the Earth was herre for millions of years, but guess what. It's gotten worse in the past 200 years than in the entirety of human history.
User avatar #31 to #27 - brutalfistfuck (01/28/2013) [-]
Hey look, guys. A respectful and intelligent opinion that I disagree with, yet I will thumb it up because the commenter logged in and said it like a man!
User avatar #41 to #31 - kamehamehanurd (01/29/2013) [-]
I do that 9 times out of 10, and 7 of those 9 comments get 20+ red thumbs
#5 - mctrollston (01/28/2013) [-]
No you point at your crotch to let the bitch know its sex time
User avatar #38 - anonrandom (01/28/2013) [-]
I'm certain Billy Connoly did this first
#32 - menispuncher (01/28/2013) [-]
In the club or at a house party I often point at my dick while mouthing "bathroom" if I'm asking for the bathroom or telling someone I'm going to take a piss. It's helpful if it's really loud and usually brings a laugh when people realise what you mean.
User avatar #29 - davvi (01/28/2013) [-]
i actually do that sometimes
#13 - anon (01/28/2013) [-]
Overrated old man that really didnt even tell a lot of jokes, just stood around bitching about things. And dont even bring up his early years, barely even worth watching. I will admit he has had some decent quotes but most arent funny, just interesting.
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