Life tip. . File: -( 10 KB, 2100x298, 3466_ ) 33 Anonymous 01/ ( Fri) 14: 16: 24 Replies: “‘ :-. 91555 ? 3 35391592 Today I tried an experiment. For a week prio
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33 Anonymous 01/ ( Fri) 14: 16: 24 Replies: “‘ :-. 91555 ? 3 35391592
Today I tried an experiment.
For a week prior to the experiment, I ate as healthy as I could and regularly worked out.
Today, I took a small plastic baggy and tied it around my genitals before going to workout. I proceeded to do the hardest possible workout I could and until I was sweating profusely. At the
end of the workout, the plastic baggy had visible ball sweat swimming inside.
I then took this ball sweat and minted it into a solution of I part Montblanc Legend cologne and 3 parts ball sweat. I then sprayed myself with this cologne while naked in my bathroom until I
was sufficiently doused in cologne and ball sweat smell.
I put on an outfit not better than I normally wear and went to class.
Every single guy that I passed by gave me the harshest and most disgusted look I have ever seen. The women however would casually strike conversations with me and I noticed that
many of them had dilated pupils.
By the end of the day, I collected as phone number from girls who all ranged from Tll o to 9110.
So, /rold, what' s your excuse for not wearing your sweet and succulent ball sweat?
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User avatar #2 - ReapLight (01/28/2013) [-]
The logic behind this is that ball sweat contains pheromones (the sex hormone that we disperse to attract mates). Theoretically this could work, they're working on pheromone sprays.
#4 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
or it could be the fact that he was wearing better close than normal.

just sayin
#6 to #4 - DoktorDarkface (01/28/2013) [-]
"an outfit not better than I normally wear"
#1 - ridiculiculous (01/27/2013) [-]
All of my this!
All of my this!
User avatar #3 - dirtywave (01/28/2013) [-]
i am actually quite interested in trying this myself. for science.
#8 - mattdoggy (01/28/2013) [-]
It actually works
When you sweat you give off pheromones that women like
We emit a slightly different scent but have the same basic smell
Men will smell the scent slightly different from their own and take it as a challenge
Women will smell it and be put in a mood for mating
It's like a +9 for Charisma that you can cheat code
It's important to hide it in some kind of base smell though, the simpler the better
Another thing that will work is pregnant women's urine
It emits a scent that will make a women be down to mate also
Some shops will actually make a custom cologne for you that is based off of your own juices
#7 - ilikecows **User deleted account** (01/28/2013) [-]
WE MUST FUND THIS FOR FUTURE PROSPERITY
WE MUST FUND THIS FOR FUTURE PROSPERITY
User avatar #5 - gidio (01/28/2013) [-]
Get this to the front page, the world needs to know!
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