Suicide. Ain't mine. Stranger: Suicide is not the answer. You: It is sometimes Y' : for example You: if someone said You: "what is it called when you kill y' ". self assassination
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#3 - notafunnyguy ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
self assassination
#36 to #3 - anon (01/28/2013) [-]
automortem
User avatar #6 - dedaluminus (01/28/2013) [-]
Self-inflicted homicide.
#40 - coolpotato (01/28/2013) [-]
strangers fw
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#11 to #1 - anon (01/28/2013) [-]
oh yeah
#47 - fizzor (01/28/2013) [-]
#82 - Snothead (01/28/2013) [-]
"A giraffe walks in the Lion's cage. What could you call it?"
"Suicide"
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#74 to #60 - jokervsbatsy (01/28/2013) [-]
My mind is full of wat
User avatar #86 to #74 - Marker (01/28/2013) [-]
"Maybe I did know that and I didn't know that I knew."

Wut?
#145 to #74 - azinfoo (01/28/2013) [-]
Cleverbot knows what's up.
User avatar #92 to #74 - isomeras (01/28/2013) [-]
"near" and "mirror" don't rhyme. The endings are pronounced differently.
User avatar #120 to #92 - cupcakedevourer (01/28/2013) [-]
If you kinda pronounce it like 'mierr' which is how I pronounce it, it sounds fine ^.^
User avatar #128 to #120 - isomeras (01/28/2013) [-]
That sounds weird. I sound like I'm saying "mere". Which is an entirely different word.
User avatar #155 to #128 - cupcakedevourer (01/28/2013) [-]
Maybe it's my accent...
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User avatar #115 to #113 - isomeras (01/28/2013) [-]
D'aww. You're amazing. Thanks. Have a thumb and a hug in return. <3

Can add me on Skype/Steam if you want. You seem friendly enough. Will private message the details.
#32 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
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#89 - ilgattozaiga (01/28/2013) [-]
An hero-ing
User avatar #94 to #89 - vedgetable (01/28/2013) [-]
the internet, where standing up for your morals is a bad think
User avatar #100 to #94 - reican (01/28/2013) [-]
internet where thinking is a bad thinG
#125 to #100 - anon (01/28/2013) [-]
Internet: where things are bad.
#21 - ascendedwings (01/28/2013) [-]
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#12 - FJPopo (01/28/2013) [-]
Well duh, clearly the answer is Darwinism
#10 - pyra (01/28/2013) [-]
#141 - jokersaysamuseme (01/28/2013) [-]
>Girlfriend breaks up with me in college today
>Go home, onto FunnyJunk
> 1st frontpage post is about suicide

Nice one, FJ
User avatar #149 to #141 - Davidowns (01/28/2013) [-]
You can do better than her.
User avatar #148 to #141 - Davidowns (01/28/2013) [-]
She was a bitch... I have no idea who she is or anything about her but I'm sure she was a bitch.
User avatar #161 to #148 - jokersaysamuseme (01/30/2013) [-]
I'd just like to say thanks. That really defines her perfectly and saves a lot of ache. You are awesome and dont ever let others stop you from being awesome and doing good in the world. Even if its helping one guy on the internet. It may be just a few taps of the keyboard and a reply of letters back thanking you, but you did a lot and I mean it.
#67 - maxbeejax (01/28/2013) [-]
What if the cause of death was Suicide and someone asks &quot;How did she die?&quot;
What if the cause of death was Suicide and someone asks "How did she die?"
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>Roll picture

>Picture is new wallpaper
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No gif pl0x
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User avatar #140 to #139 - croogzpvp (01/28/2013) [-]
YUS!
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#76 to #15 - wellfuckmylife (01/28/2013) [-]
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Please.. no ponies or dildos or Loch Ness monster
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Please.. no ponies or dildos or Loch Ness monster
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#66 to #64 - iamjustheretoroll (01/28/2013) [-]
I'm ok with this
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User avatar #83 to #42 - zahnrad (01/28/2013) [-]
Dickbutt is always the answer.
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that is actually not a bad background...i'm displeased.
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User avatar #14 - jokeface (01/28/2013) [-]
It's funny because right now I'm trying to talk my girlfriend out of killing herself.
#71 to #14 - redeadhunter (01/28/2013) [-]
I've been there before, bro. Not any ******* level of pleasant.
User avatar #80 to #14 - murdtugget (01/28/2013) [-]
HA, Hilarious!
User avatar #88 to #14 - jacksontp (01/28/2013) [-]
Read this as "It's funny because right now I'm trying to talk my girlfriend into killing herself." what is wrong with me
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User avatar #17 to #16 - jokeface (01/28/2013) [-]
Well she already tried to OD on Ambien before, so she's at least a little serious about it.
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User avatar #19 to #18 - jokeface (01/28/2013) [-]
It's fine. Thanks.
#59 to #18 - anon (01/28/2013) [-]
dont you feel like a dick
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User avatar #22 to #17 - arstya (01/28/2013) [-]
******* love Ambien...
User avatar #27 to #22 - jokeface (01/28/2013) [-]
Yea I've heard some great things about it, but now I only associate it with the potential death of my girlfriend, so...it's not my favorite drug in the world.
User avatar #159 to #27 - arstya (01/29/2013) [-]
Other than the girlfriend thing it's awesome. Great sleep and a fantastic mood beforehand with the chance of some crazy hallucination? Sign me up.

Rainbows dying and **** ...
User avatar #31 to #14 - Saveyourself (01/28/2013) [-]
And you're on Funnyjunk, weird combo.
User avatar #157 to #31 - jokeface (01/28/2013) [-]
Good point.
User avatar #29 to #14 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (01/28/2013) [-]
That's funny because I'm trying to talk my girlfriend into suicide.

hahaha, if only hands could kill themselves.
User avatar #54 to #29 - nogphille (01/28/2013) [-]
one could.. it could construct a guillotine/crushing device and just pull the cord..
User avatar #30 to #29 - daentraya (01/28/2013) [-]
One hand could kill the other hand in various ways. With a bit of creativity, you could destroy both your hands
User avatar #124 - holololland (01/28/2013) [-]
Beer isn't the answer...

Beer is the quetion and "yes" is the answer.
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