Nothern vs Southern fairytales. . What' s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairy tale'? A northern fairy tale begins with: Once upon a funny

Nothern vs Southern fairytales

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What' s the difference
between a northern
fairytale and a southern
fairy tale'?
A northern fairy tale begins
Once upon a time..."
A southern fairy tale begins
Y' all ain 't gonna believe
this **** ..."
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#24 - recoveryone ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
I thought Southern tales began like:

Just the good ol' boys,
Never meanin' no harm,
Beats all you've ever saw, been in trouble with the law since the day they was born.
User avatar #27 to #24 - ishitincups (01/28/2013) [-]

"Welcome to Hazard County."
#50 to #24 - mrnoodlez (01/28/2013) [-]
Straightnin' the curves,
Flatnin' the hills,
Some day the mountain might get em but the law never will!
#35 to #24 - sirhyden (01/28/2013) [-]
Oh yes, ******* nostalgia!
#13 - pyra (01/28/2013) [-]
#11 - snerus ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
<-- A northern Fairy tale
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User avatar #28 - jeffboomhauer **User deleted account** (01/28/2013) [-]
Boy I tell you what man y'all ain't gonna believe it but here it is man me and Hank and Dale and Bill took them dang ol' kids out to the woods man dang ol' order of the straight arrow man told 'em we had a snipe hunt taught 'em the snipe call and everything man woo-loo-woo-loo-loo them dang ol' boys wandered out there dang ol' Hank's boy said he caught one but he'd beat down one of the dang ol' whooping cranes man we put it in a cooler man dang ol' park ranger came by and I tried to tell him dang ol' guy wouldn't listen though and they followed us out of that dang ol' park man and caught us trying to dump it man dang ol' thing came back to life true story man.
#18 - murdocisgod (01/28/2013) [-]
That's just not true, Bobby.

That's just not true, Bobby.
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User avatar #30 to #18 - jeffboomhauer **User deleted account** (01/28/2013) [-]
Dang ol' yo man.
#55 - felixjarl (01/28/2013) [-]
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Once upon a time....
#25 - neoexdeath ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
And so, Tyrone's father never told stories out of the "magical kingdom of 1950s Alabama" series ever again.
#2 - teranin (01/27/2013) [-]
He must mean Folk tails, not Fairy tails.
He must mean Folk tails, not Fairy tails.
#45 to #2 - whycanticaps (01/28/2013) [-]
Fairy Tail
User avatar #3 to #2 - vicsix (01/27/2013) [-]
And you must mean tales.
#4 to #3 - teranin (01/27/2013) [-]
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#14 to #4 - youxbarstard ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
"Me buy milk?"
"I think not" - https://www. You need to login to view this link /watch?v=N4vf8N6GpdM
#68 to #3 - crellow (01/28/2013) [-]
#9 - bloodseel (01/28/2013) [-]
Related and in wallpaper size
#36 to #9 - beerterror (01/28/2013) [-]
why the hell is auschwitz there?
User avatar #39 to #36 - bloodseel (01/28/2013) [-]
Because like the quote, it shows us that even the most evil and horrible thing can be beaten, just like the dragon
User avatar #59 to #36 - trilogical (01/28/2013) [-]
This ain't auschwitz, ya know
just some low level konzentrations lager
User avatar #61 - Metallicock (01/28/2013) [-]
The southern one sound likes it's gonna be the better one
User avatar #54 - welfarekid (01/28/2013) [-]
No lie, I live 30 miles from the Florida line in South Georgia, and I hear that phrase every Monday.
User avatar #64 to #54 - thatmotherfer (01/28/2013) [-]
It was said every day when I was in high school. I went to school in St. Augustine and had what seemed like every redneck in the county at my school.
#7 - shockstorm (01/28/2013) [-]
That's funny. I'm actually watching Fairy Tail right now.
Pic about as related as it gets.
Also, have a thumb.
User avatar #15 to #7 - chaossniper (01/28/2013) [-]
never understood why they have to throw their hands in the air
#44 to #7 - whycanticaps (01/28/2013) [-]
aw yeah Fairy Tail

and hand raising picture I have, but it made me sad
User avatar #82 to #44 - shockstorm (01/28/2013) [-]
to be honest, I just started. I just finished episode 15 when
Grey was going to freeze Lyon using his body so that Lyon couldn't free Delyora.
User avatar #83 to #82 - whycanticaps (01/29/2013) [-]
it keeps getting better. this scene is around episode 46 or so, it's the very last of the english dubs. I wanted to cry, and I had goose bumps :P

It's a great show
User avatar #87 to #83 - shockstorm (01/30/2013) [-]
are they gonna make any more english dubs? Most dubs are bad but the fairy tail ones are really good.
User avatar #88 to #87 - whycanticaps (01/30/2013) [-]
thats what I thought, but the names of the attacks are awful hahaha

I'm not sure, but I couldn't wait for them, so I sucked it up and watched the subbed version. It's not bad, you just have to get used to lucy having a higher pitched voice. oh and the reading
User avatar #89 to #88 - shockstorm (01/30/2013) [-]
alright I guess I'll have to suck it up.....
when's the last time they made some dub episodes though?
User avatar #90 to #89 - whycanticaps (01/30/2013) [-]
a while ago, I'm not too sure when
User avatar #16 - lorddotcom (01/28/2013) [-]
I'd like to argue against this, my mom is from the deep south, but one of my favorite stories as a kid was about her brother taking a firework to the face and sure enough, every time someone told the story, they started it with "y'all ain't never gonna believe this, but Joe had his face blown up once"
#26 to #16 - wolfypolli ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
I vote you tell us the story of uncle Joe getting his face blown up.
User avatar #84 to #26 - lorddotcom (01/29/2013) [-]
Well since you asked: First, allow me to correct myself, Uncle Joe was the one who told me the story (he was the one responsible for the exploding face) and it was our cousin Danny that was the victim. Anyway, my Uncles Ronnie, Russel, and Joe and our cousin Danny decided to have a Roman Candle war in a graveyard somewhere in Texas. They were about 13 or so. Anyway, there were a bunch of ducks in the graveyard that had to be chased off before they could start. The twins, Ron and Rus, were on one team and Joe and Danny were on the other. Well Joe and Danny were making a plan to ambush the twins while hiding behind a couple of tombstones, but Danny started standing up without realizing that he was exposing himself. Joe started telling him to stay down, get back down, etc., and when Danny was pretty much stand straight up, one of the twins shot off a firework in their direction. Joe yelled "DANNY DUCK!" and Danny jumped up and yelled "DAMMIT, WHERE!?" and BAM! Firework to the face. Danny then yelled at Joe, after he put his hair out and after they made sure he was okay, "Joe, you ****** , there wasn't any ******* ducks you asshole!"
User avatar #1 - stultum (01/27/2013) [-]
took me a few seconds to realize that he wasn't talking about spaniards, italians or greek.
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#77 - anon (01/28/2013) [-]
This one time my buddy Keith...
#73 - Brodyjguy (01/28/2013) [-]
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#63 - freesixty (01/28/2013) [-]
I wish people would be more specific. I'm guessing this is Northern/Southern America.
It matters though. Here in Britain, not such a big deal (although apparently Northerners like me often get the insults round here) but mix up North and South Korea and you have a problem.
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User avatar #41 - BowChickaBowWow (01/28/2013) [-]
And they usually end with "Hey Bubba, watch this!"
#66 - kotos (01/28/2013) [-]
I remember a time not too long ago. I was sitting down by the creek during a hot summer’s morning. The Shade from the old oak tree in combination of the breeze gave a soothing feeling. I was trying to catch a fish for my mother to cook us for supper. However I was having zero luck. It wasn’t until I heard a faint voice calling to me looking down I saw a small frog, “Hello stranger” He said with a froggy little grin, “If you’re having trouble finding the fish I could point you to a better spot, that is if you make it worth my wile.” “Well then,” I said “What do you need?” Well he hoped up and looked me in the eye and said, “About three fiddy.”
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User avatar #60 - TheRealNinjaa (01/28/2013) [-]
On wild 'n' out a long time ago...
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