Nothern vs Southern fairytales. . What' s the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairy tale'? A northern fairy tale begins with: Once upon a funny

Nothern vs Southern fairytales

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What' s the difference
between a northern
fairytale and a southern
fairy tale'?
A northern fairy tale begins
with:
Once upon a time..."
A southern fairy tale begins
with:
Y' all ain 't gonna believe
this **** ..."
...
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#2 - teranin ONLINE (01/27/2013) [+] (6 replies)
He must mean Folk tails, not Fairy tails.
He must mean Folk tails, not Fairy tails.
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User avatar #3 to #2 - vicsix ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
And you must mean tales.
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#11 - snerus ONLINE (01/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
<-- A northern Fairy tale
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#24 - recoveryone (01/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I thought Southern tales began like:

Just the good ol' boys,
Never meanin' no harm,
Beats all you've ever saw, been in trouble with the law since the day they was born.
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#13 - pyra (01/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #28 - jeffboomhauer **User deleted account** (01/28/2013) [-]
Boy I tell you what man y'all ain't gonna believe it but here it is man me and Hank and Dale and Bill took them dang ol' kids out to the woods man dang ol' order of the straight arrow man told 'em we had a snipe hunt taught 'em the snipe call and everything man woo-loo-woo-loo-loo them dang ol' boys wandered out there dang ol' Hank's boy said he caught one but he'd beat down one of the dang ol' whooping cranes man we put it in a cooler man dang ol' park ranger came by and I tried to tell him dang ol' guy wouldn't listen though and they followed us out of that dang ol' park man and caught us trying to dump it man dang ol' thing came back to life true story man.
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#18 - murdocisgod (01/28/2013) [+] (7 replies)
BWAH That's just not true, Bobby.
BWAH

That's just not true, Bobby.
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#55 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This image has expired
Once upon a time....
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#25 - neoexdeath ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
And so, Tyrone's father never told stories out of the "magical kingdom of 1950s Alabama" series ever again.
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#7 - shockstorm (01/28/2013) [+] (8 replies)
That's funny. I'm actually watching Fairy Tail right now.
Pic about as related as it gets.
Also, have a thumb.
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#63 - freesixty (01/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I wish people would be more specific. I'm guessing this is Northern/Southern America.
It matters though. Here in Britain, not such a big deal (although apparently Northerners like me often get the insults round here) but mix up North and South Korea and you have a problem.
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User avatar #16 - lorddotcom (01/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'd like to argue against this, my mom is from the deep south, but one of my favorite stories as a kid was about her brother taking a firework to the face and sure enough, every time someone told the story, they started it with "y'all ain't never gonna believe this, but Joe had his face blown up once"
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#9 - bloodseel (01/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Related and in wallpaper size
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User avatar #1 - stultum (01/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
took me a few seconds to realize that he wasn't talking about spaniards, italians or greek.
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User avatar #61 - Metallicock (01/28/2013) [-]
The southern one sound likes it's gonna be the better one
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User avatar #54 - welfarekid (01/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Accuracy!
No lie, I live 30 miles from the Florida line in South Georgia, and I hear that phrase every Monday.
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#48 - jbpheonix (01/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'm sorry but that's seriously wrong.... that's African American Stories! Don't think that people in Africa are just as stupid as African Americans... African stories can be just as beautiful and entertaining as those of other countries with Little deviation according to time, place and skill....
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User avatar #51 to #48 - I Am Monkey (01/28/2013) [-]
Maybe it's that I live in a bad area, but all the "Black Fairy tales" I hear revolve around the white man intentionally distributing crack and/or aids.
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#73 - Brodyjguy (01/28/2013) [-]
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#66 - kotos (01/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I remember a time not too long ago. I was sitting down by the creek during a hot summer’s morning. The Shade from the old oak tree in combination of the breeze gave a soothing feeling. I was trying to catch a fish for my mother to cook us for supper. However I was having zero luck. It wasn’t until I heard a faint voice calling to me looking down I saw a small frog, “Hello stranger” He said with a froggy little grin, “If you’re having trouble finding the fish I could point you to a better spot, that is if you make it worth my wile.” “Well then,” I said “What do you need?” Well he hoped up and looked me in the eye and said, “About three fiddy.”
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User avatar #41 - BowChickaBowWow (01/28/2013) [-]
And they usually end with "Hey Bubba, watch this!"
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User avatar #8 - kiethstone (01/28/2013) [-]
nothern...
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