Kinda true. Not mine, found on facebook.. OHHH EMMM GEEEE ILLUMINATIII!!!!111!!!!! Kinda true Not mine found on facebook OHHH EMMM GEEEE ILLUMINATIII!!!!111!!!!!
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#103 - copperoxideking
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(01/28/2013) [-]
OHHH EMMM GEEEE ILLUMINATIII!!!!111!!!!!
#120 to #103 - stopeatingshit
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JEEZUZ MU FUKIN CREY !!!!!!!
JEEZUZ MU FUKIN CREY !!!!!!!
#111 to #103 - anon
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(01/28/2013) [-]
3 1's!!!!!
half-life 3 confirmed by the Illuminati!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#287 to #111 - anon
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(01/28/2013) [-]
This is both original and funny.
#230 to #111 - anon
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ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

YOU NEED TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!
#291 to #230 - wolfblackfire **User deleted account**
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#156 to #103 - zeusx
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2edgy4me
2edgy4me
#133 to #103 - skinless
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#139 to #133 - puredeliciousness
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(01/28/2013) [-]
Here, take this.
#209 to #103 - gardenmanly
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(01/28/2013) [-]
wow! sweet trips man!
#118 to #103 - ronniedrew
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#37 - racrox
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#43 to #37 - bakuraandmarik
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**bakuraandmarik rolled a random image posted in comment #47981 at Music **
my thoughts exactly
#225 to #37 - theonewhoderps
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#3 - chrispyzz
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(01/27/2013) [-]
I've got all 7 going around my wrist... With an Ouroboros next to it.
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#39 to #3 - anon
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(01/27/2013) [-]
How's being an attentionwhoring wannabe-deep hipster faggot working out for you?
#42 to #39 - chrispyzz
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Wannabe-deep? I get things I like, nothing wannabe OR deep about it. How's being an obnoxious, cynical dick working out for you? Maybe these Otters will turn that frown upside down.
#41 to #3 - anon
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2edgy4me
#68 to #3 - anon
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*Jormungandr
#76 to #3 - iworshipsanta
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(01/27/2013) [-]
oh my god all of my wants! it looks amazing!
#171 to #3 - philliyoMLB
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(01/28/2013) [-]
Aaaaaaaaaaaand no job.
#237 to #171 - chrispyzz
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(01/28/2013) [-]
Nobody believe this moron. I've had tattoos on my forearm and lower since I was 16, and have held 7 jobs, and not been fired at all. Having tattoos doesn't absolve your ability to get a job, being an idiot or getting something provocative does.
#293 to #237 - philliyoMLB
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(01/28/2013) [-]
It was joke but, cool bro.
#251 to #3 - XboxJunky
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(01/28/2013) [-]
That's a ******* wicked tattoo, suddenly I wish I had gotten something like that except the one I have on my left wrist, I'm saving my right arm for a heaven/hell sleeve.
#262 to #3 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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#276 to #3 - shoryuken ONLINE
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(01/28/2013) [-]
You're such a fag, This is a pure douche tattoo
#11 to #3 - goobyman
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(01/27/2013) [-]
there's like 10 versions, which one?
#95 to #3 - suikerpapa ONLINE
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(01/28/2013) [-]
ok
#26 to #3 - waffies
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I like the ouroborous. not a fan of word tattoos so i wont comment, but overall i approve
#44 to #26 - chrispyzz
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(01/27/2013) [-]
I don't think you'd like the rest of mine then, I've got an entire song on my shoulder.
#47 to #44 - waffies
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(01/27/2013) [-]
To each their own my friend. I've nothing against them, i just wouldn't get em myself and won't praise you on anything but the artistic value of them.
#48 to #47 - chrispyzz
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(01/27/2013) [-]
I can understand that. I think of it as a awesome-looking way to endorse the things you like or believe in.
#84 to #44 - schwerdaddy
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(01/27/2013) [-]
What song? Pics?
#238 to #84 - chrispyzz
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There's a very poor quality picture in my profile pics, you'll see. I can upload a new one tomorrow if you like.

Of Mice & Men - My Understandings
#250 to #238 - XboxJunky
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(01/28/2013) [-]
That is one of my all time favourite songs, I'm actually seeing them at Soundwave next month.
#294 to #250 - chrispyzz
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(01/28/2013) [-]
Nice, that's exciting, they're amazing live.
#299 to #294 - XboxJunky
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(01/29/2013) [-]
******* sweet, I might get My Understandings down my side, I've been wondering what to get there. I'm gonna get the & symbol on my foot.
#300 to #299 - chrispyzz
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You should, I have the symbol right above the lyrics haha
#301 to #300 - XboxJunky
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Hell yeah, gonna do it right when I have the money.
#302 to #301 - chrispyzz
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(01/29/2013) [-]
Noice, what other bands do you like from the genre?
#303 to #302 - XboxJunky
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(01/29/2013) [-]
Like the whole hardcore thing? Parkway Drive, The Amity Affliction (met them), Architects, blessthefall, The Devil Wears Prada, Haste the Day and Motionless in White are what come to mind. What about you?
#304 to #303 - chrispyzz
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Nice, I'm pretty much as sucker for the whole lot of them. The Word Alive, Asking Alexandria, Get Scared, Attack Attack, Bless the Fall, Memphis May Fire, and many many more.
#305 to #304 - XboxJunky
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Sounds good to me, though my favourite three bands are Of Mice & Men, Avenged Sevenfold and Hollywood Undead.
#306 to #305 - chrispyzz
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(01/29/2013) [-]
I haven't checked out HU's latest album, is it any good?
#307 to #306 - XboxJunky
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(01/29/2013) [-]
Best one in my opinion, I recommend YouTubing the bonus track "New Day".
#308 to #307 - chrispyzz
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(01/29/2013) [-]
Not bad, I like it.
#309 to #308 - XboxJunky
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(01/29/2013) [-]
I've got their masks tattooed on my left calf, that's why I'm thinking of making my left leg about music.
#241 to #238 - schwerdaddy
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(01/28/2013) [-]
It's not my kind of thing, but it's not too bad. It's short enough of a song (lyric-wise as I haven't heard it before) to not be obnoxiously long.
#4 to #3 - amsel
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(01/27/2013) [-]
Quoth the Raven, NEVERMORE!

<-- I've always wanted this tattooed.
#46 to #4 - chrispyzz
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(01/27/2013) [-]
Do it up, what's stopping you?
#174 to #46 - amsel
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(01/28/2013) [-]
mostly money :[
#239 to #174 - chrispyzz
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(01/28/2013) [-]
If you've got a job, put a couple bucks away every week. Tattoos aren't as expensive as many people think.
#54 to #4 - kolimm **User deleted account**
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(01/27/2013) [-]
i dont get it..

why nevermore?
#121 to #54 - lapsushominum
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(01/28/2013) [-]
Do you even poetry?
#64 to #54 - sourhead
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(01/27/2013) [-]
Edgar Allan Poe's story The Raven. Look it up
#7 - anon
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(01/27/2013) [-]
ok, so let's see if I got this right, and need help on one
Envy = Facebook
Sloth = Netflix
Greed = Ebay
Pride = Twitter
Gluttony = ???
Lust = PornHub
Wrath = 4chan

what is gluttony?
#16 to #7 - myactualname
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#17 to #16 - craxxet
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OH MY GOD   
   
AN INDIVIDUAL WHO DIDN'T RECOGNIZE THE BANNER OF DOMINOES PIZZA (Which might not even exist in the country of the viewer, everyone who speaks english doesn't live in the US, redneck.)   
   
GET THE PITCHFORKS   
   
Do you have any idea how stupid you sound?
OH MY GOD

AN INDIVIDUAL WHO DIDN'T RECOGNIZE THE BANNER OF DOMINOES PIZZA (Which might not even exist in the country of the viewer, everyone who speaks english doesn't live in the US, redneck.)

GET THE PITCHFORKS

Do you have any idea how stupid you sound?
#244 to #17 - ookichinchindesu
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I've worked at a pizza place for 6 years now, and i had no idea who's pizza that was..then again i don't like dominos
#18 to #17 - myactualname
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dude, i'm from the UK....
dude, i'm from the UK....
#23 to #18 - beffen
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Stop making us few from the UK look bad.    
This is why everyone else hates us.
Stop making us few from the UK look bad.
This is why everyone else hates us.
#25 to #23 - myactualname
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THE ****?
THE ****?
#28 to #25 - beffen
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I have no more Rudi, so here's a Nathan
I have no more Rudi, so here's a Nathan
#30 to #28 - myactualname
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YES :D
YES :D
#32 to #30 - beffen
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#20 to #18 - craxxet
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My point is still being that you're blatant and is taking for fact that anyones speaking your native language surely must be accustomed to the things in your country or be shunned.

Wanker.
#182 to #20 - pokemonstheshiz
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(01/28/2013) [-]
little late, but maybe you can use this in the future
#21 to #20 - myactualname
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shush please
#24 to #21 - waffies
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now, when you say "shush please" is that a semi-apologetic "okay i'm done, just stop" or are you still insulting the person who just presented logic to you?
#27 to #24 - myactualname
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i'm done here....
i'm done here....
#29 to #27 - waffies
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whoa whoa! i wasn't being mean! i was actually asking! Just seemed like a brusque way to end a chat is all!
#31 to #29 - myactualname
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I WAS NEITHER, I WAS JUST LEAVING....

ALSO HERE IS ONE OF THESE......
#35 to #31 - waffies
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#231 to #35 - viacotwelve
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why doe literally everything on this site lead to arguing?
#232 to #231 - waffies
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I don't know! i wasn't part of the argument, i was just asking so i could understand his tone!
#235 to #232 - viacotwelve
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i wasn't accusing you of anything. nor am i accusing you of accusing me of accusing you. i don't know if you thought i was accusing you, because it's hard to interpret tone through text like this, but i just want you to know that i wasn't. i hope the rest of our conversation goes very gentlemanly, not that i thought you were going to not be gentlemanly or anything, cuz i wasn't planning on not being gentlemanly myself. ****, it's hard to not sound mean in these comments. i think i might have partly answered my question...
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#193 to #7 - freeyourmind
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digiorno
#8 to #7 - SirJohnson
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food, eating more than you should.
#9 to #8 - pokemonstheshiz
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he meant what the website that represents it is.
#12 to #7 - SendoTenshi
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i think the lust=youporn.
#112 - tocoolforyouinajar
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Enlarge
#157 to #112 - johnnybtrollin
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oh **** dude
#184 to #112 - anon
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don't get it
#185 to #184 - tocoolforyouinajar
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It's from full metal alchemist, a relitivly popular anime, i suggest it
#187 to #185 - anon
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but what's the joke?
#188 to #187 - tocoolforyouinajar
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Only ask if you want spoilers it's explained in the first 5 episodes
#189 to #188 - anon
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spoil it
#195 to #189 - tocoolforyouinajar
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There is an alchemist (person with the ability to reconstruct matter in to something else with equivalent value) who was helping Edward and Alphonse (main characters, both alchemists) who used alchemy to make his daughter and dog become a chimera (mix bred animal) upon learning this Edward begins mercilisly beating him. The daughter sees this and begs him to stop as she still loves her father. It is an extremely emotion and crutial part of the story line.
#252 to #112 - XboxJunky
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I laugh every time.
#265 to #112 - fukkentyranitar
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Welp, I'm rustled.
#113 to #112 - cossackwhoop
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#181 to #112 - richardphist
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Is it wrong that I laughed but now want to kill myself for laughing like a maniac for a good five minutes?
#183 to #181 - tocoolforyouinajar
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It would be wrong if you didn't
It would be wrong if you didn't
#136 to #112 - Mudkip
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This.
#148 to #136 - fuckscreennames
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That is just one of those jokes that crosses the line, but is too funny for anybody to be mad
#146 to #136 - tocoolforyouinajar
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That ^
That ^
#115 - creepyunclebob
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Fox news is Wrath. 4Chan is all of them.
#221 to #115 - mayormilkman
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4chan can't be pride. Any board (except maybe /b/) is so self-depreciative and/or weighed down by "tfw no gf".
#143 to #115 - freshairjordans
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Fox News is the greatest sin of all,pure unadulterated; hypocritical statistic manipulating, lying douchebaggery,
#273 to #143 - daentraya
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It definitely goes against all the satanic sins, all of which are bad. The 7 seven sins arent really bad
#58 - therealwaynebrady
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is gluttony just a pizza company site?
#80 to #58 - disturbedmaster
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no its a a ordering site for take out and dilivery
#162 - vanhohenheim
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The whole gang
#200 to #162 - anon
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Lies... where's Sheska?!
#92 - biggrand
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**biggrand rolls 8**

how many of these apply to me
#93 to #92 - biggrand
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dubs decides what the 8th deadly sin is
#98 to #93 - impaledsandwich
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**impaledsandwich rolls 44** I like this plan. The new sin is fapping.
#99 to #98 - impaledsandwich
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****, what have I done?
#122 to #99 - thepikachu ONLINE
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Sent everyone on FJ a first class ticket to Hell apparently.
#149 to #122 - fuckscreennames
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We already had several
#168 to #149 - impaledsandwich
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Well now I got you a hotel room.
#102 to #93 - anon
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*rolls 2* straightness
#106 to #102 - anon
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**anonymous rolls 66**
#96 to #93 - ohmahgaz
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**ohmahgaz rolls 21**   
   
Let's do dis.
**ohmahgaz rolls 21**

Let's do dis.
#100 to #92 - mrkickasscomedy
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**mrkickasscomedy rolls 94** going on the internet
#128 - thehappyphoenix
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(01/28/2013) [-]
Can someone tell me what Sloth resembles? I've seen it before, but can't seem to remember...
#129 to #128 - anon
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(01/28/2013) [-]
netflix
#131 to #129 - thehappyphoenix
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(01/28/2013) [-]
Thank you kind Anon
#167 to #128 - anon
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It looks like netflix to me.
#165 to #128 - Adrien
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Pretty sure it's Netflix.
#130 to #128 - gsv
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(01/28/2013) [-]
Netflix
Netflix
#132 to #130 - thehappyphoenix
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Thanks a lot