Am i doing it right, ladies?. She wanted to cyber, so i played along for a little.. Stacey Newman ( 8 minutes ago iii, l" -l bite your lip hard- I taste blood..
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Am i doing it right, ladies?

She wanted to cyber, so i played along for a little.

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Stacey Newman (
8 minutes ago
iii, l" -l bite your lip hard- I
taste blood...- that' s
iii, l" What' s funny? I
3/ It taste like tomato...
Spaghetti starts pouring
out of my mouth- I can' t
talk -the room is covered
in sauce-
iii, What the **** are you
Oh god no -a big
meatball makes its way
up my throat and out my
mouth- the pain
3/ The spaghetti...
3/ Oh come on, don' t be
like that -kisses you
chance! -kisses you
iii, I Fine... this is your only
I back-
as I open my mouth to
kiss you again, spaghetti
rushes from my mouth
to yours-
the room is now
completely filled with
A reach for your arm, but
I end up pulling you in
9/ -death by spaghetti-
i, llr
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#177 - beerterror ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
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#180 to #169 - thebrothersmachado (01/28/2013) [-]
oh god i cried laughing so hard
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User avatar #178 to #169 - tyrain (01/28/2013) [-]
this **** is so great
thank you so much!
User avatar #185 to #178 - brutusantony (01/29/2013) [-]
I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.

love that line....and on a side note...last time i shared this on FJ everyone questioned my
#168 - arstya (01/28/2013) [-]
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#153 - smartbrutha (01/28/2013) [-]
I ******* love spaghetti related humor.
#152 - lordhaha (01/28/2013) [-]
This person is so far from alpha hes Zeta
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User avatar #151 - sorenlolz (01/28/2013) [-] He opens his mouth but spaghetti won't come out
User avatar #141 - TheColdandRain (01/28/2013) [-]
That girl is a dumb bitch. I'd have been ******* myself laughing if a guy did this to me during dirty talk. XD
#140 - whymewhy (01/28/2013) [-]
and thats why you won't have sex without paying for it first.
#139 - anonymous (01/28/2013) [-]
This is copypasted from bloodninja. Pretty fitting with it's being about pasta and all.
#138 - Pompano (01/28/2013) [-]
Knees weak arms spaghetti
There's spaghetti on his spaghetti already
Moms spaghetti
He's nervous but on the surface he looks calm and ready
To drop spaghetti, but he keeps on forgetting
the spaghetti he's about to throw down, the whole crowd goes so loud
He opens his mouth, spaghetti starts pouring out

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User avatar #158 to #154 - spanishninja ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
damn there is a spagetti insane guy there
User avatar #147 to #138 - psykobear (01/28/2013) [-]
What was this from originally before the spaghetti part was added?
#150 to #147 - anonymous (01/28/2013) [-]
Lose Yourself by Eminem
#136 - Pakaaahhh (01/28/2013) [-]
Dont you give up on her bro... I know she died in pasta... but she would have you wanted to move forward... besides life is too short and thats ...pasta..hh..err water under the brige.. ill find you a doctor who specialize in this pasta disease you suffer from each day my friend. Besides i have a friend... Becky.. whos boyfriend passed away too from this disease.... she told me she didnt mind the breath of meatballs... Cheer up ill hook you up with her.
#135 - horsefolk (01/28/2013) [-]
Reminds me of blood ninja   
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#133 - skysailor (01/28/2013) [-]
**skysailor rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at What could've been ** This is how I sex.
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User avatar #148 to #134 - psykobear (01/28/2013) [-]
You have to put the (roll picture* before your text, if any.
Furthermore: Guys, don't thumb him down because he messed up, geez!
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i mean *roll picture*
#131 - gibroner ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
this! oh my god this! First time I've ever actually laughed at a smartphone screencap
this! oh my god this! First time I've ever actually laughed at a smartphone screencap
#129 - anonymous (01/28/2013) [-]
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

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