A Gifted Barber.. . A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, 'This is the dumbest kid in the veered. Watch while I prove it to  Kid is intelligent enough
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A Gifted Barber.

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber
whispers to his customer, 'This is the dumbest kid
in the veered. Watch while I prove it to you." The
barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two
quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and
asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes
the quarters and leaves. "What did Hell you?"
said the barber. 'That kid never " Later,
when the customer leaves, he sees the same
young boy coming out of the ice cream store.
Hey, son! Maal ask you a question? Why did
you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?'
The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because
the day I take the dollar, the game is overd"
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Submitted: 01/27/2013
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#35 - subterfuge (01/28/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Hold on
#48 to #39 - desacabose ONLINE (01/28/2013) [-]
User avatar #4 - mehturtlesareok (01/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Why did he take the quarters the first time then?
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#7 - popkornking has deleted their comment [+] (10 replies)
User avatar #8 to #7 - mistressluna (01/28/2013) [-]
I think you're the dumbest kid in the world...
#36 - Vegeto (01/28/2013) [-]
So the barber just decided to repeatedly test this random kid to prove he's "stupid"??
User avatar #18 - severepwner (01/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I DON'T ******* GET IT!
#20 to #18 - eagleness (01/28/2013) [-]
the barber thinks the kid is dumb because he keeps taking the quarters instead of the dollar, but the kid takes the quarters because he knows that when he takes the dollar the barber will stop asking
#63 - irohnic (01/28/2013) [-]
Clever little **** .
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#27 to #25 - darkspineshadow (01/28/2013) [-]
One ******* comment down.
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#30 to #17 - thefoxyfox (01/28/2013) [-]
Oh no!   
Someone reposted your repost?   
Where is the justice, Funnyjunk? Where?
Oh no!
Someone reposted your repost?
Where is the justice, Funnyjunk? Where?
#75 - anonymous (01/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**** . I feel dumb. The moment the kid takes the dollar, the barber figures he isn't the dumbest kid ever, and stops having him choose between the dollar and the 50 cents. Whenever the barber does this with the kid, he feels like he's making fun of a dumb kid when he's losing 50 cents every time and the kid goes and gets an ice cream. Wow.
#46 - anonymous (01/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
The day I take the dollar the game is over.
The Game
User avatar #54 to #46 - ovary (01/28/2013) [-]
The game
half-life 3 is a game
proof of half-life 3
User avatar #66 - daerkxp (01/28/2013) [-]
66
User avatar #31 - fidgetyfoe (01/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
But by saying so wouldn't the game then end too?
#32 to #31 - bloodyranger (01/28/2013) [-]
No, the man will keep playing the game with him to show others how "stupid."
#67 - seabassrocks (01/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #70 - eight (01/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I'd take the dollar and turn it into 20. Jokes on you.
#61 - buttsecksyousay (01/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Anyone else instantly picture a black kid?   
gif. unrelated.
Anyone else instantly picture a black kid?
gif. unrelated.
#65 to #61 - anonymous (01/28/2013) [-]
#60 - comanderspy (01/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #77 to #60 - doodogger (01/28/2013) [-]
Is that a gold penis extension?
#15 - anonymous (01/28/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random comment #36 posted by newsmyrna at good point... ** :
then that raises the question who the hell is this peter guy in the dorms. they all live together so they have to know everyone who lives in gryfandor tower

made me chuckle
User avatar #6 - whywouldyou (01/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
repost
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#1 - chuckey (01/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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