It's funny because title. I once ate a monkey fart while riding a dolphin into space dressed in assless chaps holding a whip. Related.. I haven't a dolphin yet because I can't swim at 20 knots underwater. Monkey Sex Boobs Porn i eat monkey far vaginal areas
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#1 - croc
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(01/27/2013) [-]
I haven't ****** a dolphin yet because I can't swim at 20 knots underwater.
#29 to #1 - ningyoaijin ONLINE
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(01/28/2013) [-]
I like how that is your reason.
#37 to #29 - croc
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(01/28/2013) [-]
Trust me if you're looking for an easy score turtles are your best bet. The trick is catching them before they get in the water, otherwise you run into the same problem.
#11 to #1 - fantomen
Reply +11
(01/27/2013) [-]
You don't need to.   
They'll find you.   
And then they will rape you.   
You'll never be safe around water.
You don't need to.
They'll find you.
And then they will rape you.
You'll never be safe around water.
#12 to #1 - jakeattack
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(01/27/2013) [-]
not with that attitude
pic quite related
#5 - daftiduck
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(01/27/2013) [-]
#8 - Jackimole
Reply +26
(01/27/2013) [-]
I switched over a year and 3 months ago, and I haven't looked back. ******* dolphins has changed my life.
#15 - defeats
Reply +21
(01/27/2013) [-]
I'd rather not.

You'll be out there in the ocean, ******* a female dolphin and something horrible will happen.
A male dolphin will somehow find out, maybe through sound, smell, or just tingling dolphin senses. He knows what you're doing and knows what you want. He doesn't have a vagina but what he does have are a particular set of skills, skills he's acquired though serious rape tenancies, skills that make him a nightmare for any living creature with a hole, people like you.
If you leave the ocean now and stop ******* that female dolphin he will not look for you, he will not pursue you. But if you don't, the male dolphin will find you, and he will rape you.

Male dolphins even rape each other.
#6 - hackapelite ONLINE
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(01/27/2013) [-]
#35 - cball
Reply +16
(01/28/2013) [-]
I never thought i would ever have to see a dolphin vagina. Thanks for proving me wrong again internet.
I never thought i would ever have to see a dolphin vagina. Thanks for proving me wrong again internet.
#13 - seymourtets
Reply +15
(01/27/2013) [-]
#26 - duathdaert
Reply +13
(01/28/2013) [-]
So I think I'm going to go bang a dolphin.
So I think I'm going to go bang a dolphin.
#32 to #26 - connordude
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(01/28/2013) [-]
record it
#33 to #32 - duathdaert
Reply +4
(01/28/2013) [-]
Oh yes.
Oh yes.
#78 to #32 - rockybalbeaux [OP]
Reply +1
(01/28/2013) [-]
It...it is also my fetish
#44 - GOTTACATCHEMALL
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(01/28/2013) [-]
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#19 - selfdenyingbeggar
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(01/28/2013) [-]
"A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other. Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length.

Due to the size of a dolphin's member, the best you can do with a male dolphin is to masturbate him. Missionary position or anal sex are both out of the question. Also, be careful : when those things shoot, they shoot. Remember what your mom told you about trains and get out of the way.

The female dolphin can be either masturbated or ******, depending on your gender. Roll the dolphin gently to her side, belly towards you, and prop yourself on an elbow to stay face-to-face with her."
#20 to #19 - selfdenyingbeggar
Reply +7
(01/28/2013) [-]
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