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ggo to theatre alone
bbe awkward social retarded nerd with close to friends
ggo to buy a ticket
kaut maney en the counter
the movie I want to see
kthe lady selling tickets says "one mere time please" and smiles
kshd says 'Tm serry. I den' t understand Wu. I' ll have to call the manager"
key now eberyone around me is staring
kl stutter out "nano - wait"
kshd' s already gene
kl stumble towards the deer
Beehind me the manager is shouting "Excuse me sir. Wu forgot yew maney!"
kl turn my head towards the manager
are pointing and trying to contain their laughter
kl continue towards the deer
ttrying to pull the deer epin. it wont epin
opte me- laughs and says "it' s a push deer"
Peeople start laughing
kl start crying and yell "I know"
Eeveryone is laughing at this point. even the manager.
kl run out ofthe theatre and towards the bus
it by a few seconds
is approaching me while I wait forthe next bus
kit' s the manager
Sir. here' s yew money"
khe' s trying not to laugh
kl thank him
kilns he walks away. he says "see Wu. PULL opte deatheater at anytime" while grinning
Wihile i' m sitting en the bus i' m thinking of good comebacks that I coulve used.
home. tee worked opte download the movie.
dad asks me why i' m heme already
kl say "my friends couldn' t make it. we' ll watch it instead"
day I tell my dad that i' m going to the theater again
kl outside and hide in the weeds fen? hours