Spider Wishes. .. fourth panel looks like less than infinity.
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User avatar #6 - dapape (01/27/2013) [-]
fourth panel looks like less than infinity.
#35 to #6 - tyraxio (01/27/2013) [-]
Maybe it takes him time to make one spider. Like, obviously nanoseconds, but you get my point. Like, it's raising.
#10 to #6 - John Cena (01/27/2013) [-]
well for every spider that has granted his wish 3 more take it's place, it'll essentially be infinite, even though there is not an infinite amount of spiders there.
User avatar #11 to #6 - iforgetwhattosay ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
infinity isn't a number.
User avatar #14 to #11 - dapape (01/27/2013) [-]
So, there are infinity spiders, you're saying?
User avatar #17 to #14 - iforgetwhattosay ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
no, that's physically impossible. it's still not a number.
User avatar #41 to #17 - cantfindausername (01/27/2013) [-]
No one is saying it's a number. If it was and infinite amount of spiders, the entire universe would be engulfed in spiders.
User avatar #55 to #41 - instigate (01/27/2013) [-]
That's how black holes are formed.
#59 to #6 - nippuhl (01/27/2013) [-]
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I got you dude, it's only 83, so you're right, only a little less.
User avatar #7 to #6 - dapape (01/27/2013) [-]
not sure though, I didnt count.
#13 - ForeverATroll (01/27/2013) [-]
waitt..
so thats the answer to that damn wish paradox, the wishmaker himself/herself will multiply thus creating infite wishes at the same time DESTROYING THE ******* UNIVERSE CAUSE IT WOULD CREATE AN INFINITE NUMBER OF MASS.
#39 to #13 - deaddogsdontbite (01/27/2013) [-]
Uh, yeap.   
   
You got it man.   
   
Good job.    
   
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Uh, yeap.

You got it man.

Good job.

(pic unrelated)
#20 - andovaredoras (01/27/2013) [-]
Or you could just wish for omnipotence..you know?....no need for wishes anymore if you just have the power over everything already...
Or you could just wish for omnipotence..you know?....no need for wishes anymore if you just have the power over everything already...
User avatar #21 to #20 - ompalomper (01/27/2013) [-]
... i think you just won
User avatar #22 to #21 - andovaredoras (01/27/2013) [-]
Ive always said that to everyone who has said ''i'd wish for more wishes''...because really... you wont need wishes if you can just do everything yourself.
#44 to #20 - andovaredoras (01/27/2013) [-]
Seeing that argument about the dangers of omnipotence and all that, how about this:

You wish for a book that is ''omnipotent'', as in, everything you write in it, becomes real. You can also write ''rules'' in it, to limit your abilities, if afraid of them.

Or, taken from that idea: when you wish for omnipotence, put some ''rules'' or a personal ''inhibitor'' on it (like you make up a ''rulebook'' for your abilities)

:)
#26 to #20 - darthblam (01/27/2013) [-]
Wouldn't that kind of power have serious consequences in a matter of seconds?

I mean.. everything you think and know, everything you've imagined and dreamed suddenly are in an insane rush of uncontrolled bursts.
Omnipotence is something a man simply can not comprehend.... unless of course you're clever enough to quickly make yourself comprehend it.. but..
Then again in your omnipotence there may be no such thing as time so I guess it wouldn't matter WHEN or how fast it occurs..

... **** .
User avatar #34 to #26 - darkangeloffire (01/27/2013) [-]
Wish 1: Ability to handle omnipotence.

Wish 2: Omnipotence.

Wish 3: Ability to gain currency by fornicating wenches.
#37 to #34 - deaddogsdontbite (01/27/2013) [-]
>3 wishes

>Still have to catch 3 spiders for that


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#46 to #26 - wafflecopper (01/27/2013) [-]
CRAP THERE GOES THE WHOLE UNIVERSE

guess ill recreate or revive it, since I'm ya know...omnipotent
User avatar #33 to #26 - guitarguise (01/27/2013) [-]
unless you have omnipotence over your omnipotence. Which would mean that you have control over it.

So things are and they become when you intend them to, not just because you have the power to.
#8 - drunkengnome (01/27/2013) [-]
Great..

Now, I have to catch a spider..
User avatar #23 to #8 - samoaspider (01/27/2013) [-]
hello
#25 to #23 - drunkengnome (01/27/2013) [-]
Hello.
Hello.
#5 - RequieminMortis (01/27/2013) [-]
That's why you close the loopholes, dammit.
That's why you close the loopholes, dammit.
#18 - nasesse (01/27/2013) [-]
**nasesse rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at Pokemon French **   
i would wish that i never had a wish
**nasesse rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at Pokemon French **
i would wish that i never had a wish
#36 to #18 - batwill **User deleted account** (01/27/2013) [-]
...but if you undid that wish, then how would you even have a wish with which to undo it?
...but if you undid that wish, then how would you even have a wish with which to undo it?
User avatar #52 to #36 - rocketpropelled (01/27/2013) [-]
a thumb for you
#9 - redbeardfj (01/27/2013) [-]
Nope.
Nope.
#58 - pariahlol (01/27/2013) [-]
So, I've always wondered, how come nobody ever wishes to be eternally happy? That way, you always get what you want, and life plays out perfectly.
#54 - pawrestler (01/27/2013) [-]
My second wish would be that wishes came in the form of hot women.
+1
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#2 - John Cena (01/26/2013) [-]
MEXICANS CAN ACTUALLY READ TACOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your taco is visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Mexicans have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Mexicans and don’t associate with non Burrito pushers that much, are very talkative, and are very friendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read tacos by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone's taco speaks to them, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the taco was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Mexicans a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when tacos think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Mexicans so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try eating, best yet visually picturing ******* a tacos in your mind when you are around Mexicans, and try looking for Mexicans who seem to give a **** , especially if you use jalapeño in your taco.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!
#31 to #2 - John Cena (01/27/2013) [-]
you tried...
User avatar #30 to #2 - gameshredder (01/27/2013) [-]
wait what?
#28 - edmondc (01/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #3 - dabronydude (01/27/2013) [-]
oh..my..god
the whole world drowning in tiny spiders, countless billions of billions of them...nopenopenopenope
#1 - John Cena (01/26/2013) [-]
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#45 to #1 - danili (01/27/2013) [-]
wat..




wat..
User avatar #71 to #1 - buttinspecter (01/27/2013) [-]
Go home, Anon. You're drunk schizophrenic.
#60 - GOTTACATCHEMALL (01/27/2013) [-]
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Alright guys, I don't know about but I want a wish...
<wish me luck
#57 - beerterror (01/27/2013) [-]
infinite wishes from you spider!
#56 - edmondc (01/27/2013) [-]
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