Another Vegas Story: So yesterday, A woman (around her 30's..Pretty damn hot looking. White, Blonde, blue eyes, wearing a transparent hawaiian dress and you can see her bra) came over my house and told me that she is a registered sex offender. I asked what she did and she told me she had sex with 2 boys that were 14 years old. I asked her if she would ever have sex with boys again and she goes "depends, as long as they keep their mouths shut." I asked her also "how about with me?" and she goes "if you were a virgin." She then left and moved on. I closed the door and thought to myself "DAMMIT, WHY DID I HAVE TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY TO JILL?!"
**** this day really did suck and spit it at me like a whore.