Galaxy Hentai. Another Vegas Story: So yesterday, A woman (around her 30's..Pretty damn hot looking. White, Blonde, blue eyes, wearing a transparent hawaiian dr read description and get some popcorn SonicTeam
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Another Vegas Story: So yesterday, A woman (around her 30's..Pretty damn hot looking. White, Blonde, blue eyes, wearing a transparent hawaiian dress and you can see her bra) came over my house and told me that she is a registered sex offender. I asked what she did and she told me she had sex with 2 boys that were 14 years old. I asked her if she would ever have sex with boys again and she goes "depends, as long as they keep their mouths shut." I asked her also "how about with me?" and she goes "if you were a virgin." She then left and moved on. I closed the door and thought to myself "DAMMIT, WHY DID I HAVE TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY TO JILL?!"
**** this day really did suck and spit it at me like a whore.

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Submitted: 01/26/2013
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User avatar #1 - advicedude (01/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Old joke is old.
#11 - CannonFodder (01/27/2013) [-]
"came over my house and told me she is a registered sex offender"
From that sentence alone it's not difficult to see why...
User avatar #10 - floydcalling (01/27/2013) [-]
It's fun to read what I think about, huh? The system is broke. Chocolate milk is the best drink ever. Music today sucks. Steve Jobs was a dick. Jak and Daxter will always be the best game series. And what's the deal with airline food?
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User avatar #9 - thatnerdyguy (01/27/2013) [-]
You tell some very interesting stories.
#5 - anonymous (01/26/2013) [-]
o.O
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