Useless Superpowers. .. I don't know. Shooting hotdogs out of your eyes could be useful.
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Submitted: 01/26/2013
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#19 - azraelthemage (01/27/2013) [-]
I don't know. Shooting hotdogs out of your eyes could be useful.
I don't know. Shooting hotdogs out of your eyes could be useful.
User avatar #2 - thatmotherfer (01/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Any of Aquaman's powers
#5 - anon (01/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I ******* lost it at solar powered night vision.
User avatar #18 - Lbomb (01/27/2013) [-]
ability to turn gold into silver
#1 - anon (01/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Be able to fart and control who smells it.
#21 - shadowstuart (01/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Super hearing, but be deaf.
Super hearing, but be deaf.
User avatar #24 - cryingchicken ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
Ability to see through walls but only in the dark.
#64 - iraniie (01/27/2013) [-]
The ability to sting my enemies but I die if I do it
User avatar #41 - igfanforlife (01/27/2013) [-]
ability to run faster than usain bolt, but you trip every 5 steps.
User avatar #7 - Buhadog (01/27/2013) [-]
Ability to understand animal language... but it only works on dead animals
#75 - maskedhippo (01/27/2013) [-]
"use splash"
User avatar #63 - vassia (01/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The ability to be Aquaman.
#71 to #63 - trimageryan (01/27/2013) [-]
Useless you say?

I think not.
User avatar #54 - Residentpudding (01/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Super strength as long as I don't lift anything to heavy.
#50 - comehonorfacetwice (01/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The ability to float on water as long as it was no deeper than a quarter inch in any place in the body of water. Take that piptime.
User avatar #25 - awesomedudeforty (01/27/2013) [-]
Isn't the broom thing from Adventure Time?
User avatar #16 - salai (01/27/2013) [-]
Shooting Hotdogs wouldn't be so bad, think about it

you could end world hunger -> fame -> bitches

and who in a fight would expect to get a hotdog shot at them

anyway, know one says at what velocity they come flying from your eyeballs

maybe they travel 2 meters
maybe they come out shooting like a ******* gatlinggun
#68 - thegingermancan (01/27/2013) [-]
the ability to get to front page on funny junk
#67 - cooldudexy (01/27/2013) [-]
My first thought when number 7
#48 - SnacksJr (01/27/2013) [-]
Ability to detect all milk in a 1 mile radius as soon as it goes bad.
User avatar #23 - tekoronia ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
Reminds me of this thread from /b/:
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/4chan/b+s+superpowers/cjyjGpw/
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