Fucking Women. inb4 some woman has to flip her tits in the air and say "not all women are like that" By the way, tags.. sillily 'u i am fat k well tal Male master gender
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Fucking Women

inb4 some woman has to flip her tits in the air and say "not all women are like that"

By the way, tags.

sillily 'u i am fat
k well talk to you again i
know how i feel i have a but
going on and i dont need the ****
from you
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Submitted: 01/26/2013
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User avatar #3 - thefurie (01/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That title is very misleading
#52 - bloodysita (01/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Here's how I do it.    
Girl: "I'm so fat."   
Me: (Not even looking up.) "You're not fat."   
Girl: "OMG YES I-"   
Me: "Shut the hell up. You're not fat."   
Girl: "YOU DON'T EVEN-"   
Me: "Sit down and shut the 						****					 up. No, you're not"   
Girl: "Ok."   
   
Maybe it only works because I'm gay and I guess women seem to think I'll bring out a stereotypical sass attack, but it usually works for me. And if it doesn't... well pic related.
Here's how I do it.
Girl: "I'm so fat."
Me: (Not even looking up.) "You're not fat."
Girl: "OMG YES I-"
Me: "Shut the hell up. You're not fat."
Girl: "YOU DON'T EVEN-"
Me: "Sit down and shut the **** up. No, you're not"
Girl: "Ok."

Maybe it only works because I'm gay and I guess women seem to think I'll bring out a stereotypical sass attack, but it usually works for me. And if it doesn't... well pic related.
User avatar #25 - Icedangel ONLINE (01/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I am a fatass. I admit this freely and have no excuses for it.

Anyways. Most of my friends are really skinny. One friend literally wears a size 0 pants. These aren't even skinny pants. They are the actual size that fit.

Comes up to me one day. 'Omg I'm so fat! D:' I look at her. Then at me. Then at her. Then at me. "Yeah you are, fatass." We still laugh about it today. I do not tolerate anorexibitches.
#30 - IamSofaKingdom (01/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
That bastard is a genius!    
All this time guys give compliments to make a girl feel better and this guy says two friggin words and all of the sudden she is bragging about how she has positive traits.   
   
Reverse psychology ALL UP IN THIS MUTHA 						*****					!
That bastard is a genius!
All this time guys give compliments to make a girl feel better and this guy says two friggin words and all of the sudden she is bragging about how she has positive traits.

Reverse psychology ALL UP IN THIS MUTHA ***** !
#69 - norwegiansnowman (01/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #62 - picamix (01/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
could you imagine if guys started acting like this
OMG im soooo fat
what has that got to do with anything
why dont you care about me
#21 - anonymous (01/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Do we have to be faggots about this? Just tell them no they don't until they stop, their women... not educated thinkers.
User avatar #22 to #21 - tehcashew (01/27/2013) [-]
they're*
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#32 - xblueflamex (01/27/2013) [+] (7 replies)
MFW men like OP are sexist but wonder why they don't get to have relationships with women.
#39 to #32 - taila (01/27/2013) [-]
>Implying I'm sexist and not joking
>Implying I'm sexist and not joking
#27 - isyck (01/27/2013) [-]
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#68 - ludislavonac (01/27/2013) [-]
I often wonder where you find such stupid female specimen
#24 - Scottizdaman (01/27/2013) [-]
his text after her responce   
   
"Because no matter what I say it will not change how you feel, no matter how much i dont think its true"
his text after her responce

"Because no matter what I say it will not change how you feel, no matter how much i dont think its true"
#2 - Nahyon ONLINE (01/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
*flipping my tits* **** women jesus christ
User avatar #5 to #2 - perfectlynormalguy (01/27/2013) [-]
gladly
User avatar #46 - I Am Monkey (01/27/2013) [-]
Anybody have that reaction photo of the guy with the speech bubble just saying "k"?
This would be a great time to use it.
#45 - whomadewho (01/27/2013) [-]
I have never smoked a day in my life. When I turn 20, I get a girlfriend. This Beautiful attractive, who is in no way fat. Her first "I have to lose weight I am so fat and ugly I have to be perfect for you" episode, all I can think of is "Dear God I can use a cigarette right now."
I have never smoked a day in my life. When I turn 20, I get a girlfriend. This Beautiful attractive, who is in no way fat. Her first "I have to lose weight I am so fat and ugly I have to be perfect for you" episode, all I can think of is "Dear God I can use a cigarette right now."
User avatar #34 - awesomenessdefined (01/27/2013) [-]
If a girl ever asks me if she looks fat, I'd do the exact same thing.
#28 - SpicerHyx (01/27/2013) [-]
This is why I hate my gender
This is why I hate my gender
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