Fucking Women. inb4 some woman has to flip her tits in the air and say "not all women are like that" By the way, tags.. sillily 'u i am fat k well tal Male master gender
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Fucking Women

Fucking Women. inb4 some woman has to flip her tits in the air and say "not all women are like that" By the way, tags.. sillily 'u i am fat k well tal

inb4 some woman has to flip her tits in the air and say "not all women are like that"

By the way, tags.

sillily 'u i am fat
k well talk to you again i
know how i feel i have a but
going on and i dont need the ****
from you
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Submitted: 01/26/2013
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User avatar #3 - thefurie (01/26/2013) [-]
That title is very misleading
User avatar #7 to #3 - taila (01/27/2013) [-]
God damn it.
#52 - bloodysita (01/27/2013) [-]
Here's how I do it.    
Girl: "I'm so fat."   
Me: (Not even looking up.) "You're not fat."   
Girl: "OMG YES I-"   
Me: "Shut the hell up. You're not fat."   
Girl: "YOU DON'T EVEN-"   
Me: "Sit down and shut the 			****		 up. No, you're not"   
Girl: "Ok."   
   
Maybe it only works because I'm gay and I guess women seem to think I'll bring out a stereotypical sass attack, but it usually works for me. And if it doesn't... well pic related.
Here's how I do it.
Girl: "I'm so fat."
Me: (Not even looking up.) "You're not fat."
Girl: "OMG YES I-"
Me: "Shut the hell up. You're not fat."
Girl: "YOU DON'T EVEN-"
Me: "Sit down and shut the **** up. No, you're not"
Girl: "Ok."

Maybe it only works because I'm gay and I guess women seem to think I'll bring out a stereotypical sass attack, but it usually works for me. And if it doesn't... well pic related.
#30 - IamSofaKingdom (01/27/2013) [-]
That bastard is a genius!    
All this time guys give compliments to make a girl feel better and this guy says two friggin words and all of the sudden she is bragging about how she has positive traits.   
   
Reverse psychology ALL UP IN THIS MUTHA 			*****		!
That bastard is a genius!
All this time guys give compliments to make a girl feel better and this guy says two friggin words and all of the sudden she is bragging about how she has positive traits.

Reverse psychology ALL UP IN THIS MUTHA ***** !
User avatar #59 to #30 - coldcanada (01/27/2013) [-]
God I love Kenneth...
#69 - norwegiansnowman (01/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #62 - picamix (01/27/2013) [-]
could you imagine if guys started acting like this
OMG im soooo fat
what has that got to do with anything
why dont you care about me
#63 to #62 - giustobuffo (01/27/2013) [-]
The world would shut down, we would all spend our days wrapped up in blankets on the couch watching Die Hard and calling our friends to bitch about how "she is such a dick to me sometimes".
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User avatar #25 - Icedangel (01/27/2013) [-]
I am a fatass. I admit this freely and have no excuses for it.

Anyways. Most of my friends are really skinny. One friend literally wears a size 0 pants. These aren't even skinny pants. They are the actual size that fit.

Comes up to me one day. 'Omg I'm so fat! D:' I look at her. Then at me. Then at her. Then at me. "Yeah you are, fatass." We still laugh about it today. I do not tolerate anorexibitches.
User avatar #56 to #25 - meanmagikarp (01/27/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ySoyMvW5sU I think I found you. One really skinny,one is a fatass.
User avatar #72 to #56 - Icedangel (01/27/2013) [-]
Gotta go with the doc on that one, that's not me.

I'd probably kill myself if I were responsible for **** like this; www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHsMRU4D47Q
#27 - isyck (01/27/2013) [-]
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#1 - anon (01/26/2013) [-]
How is someone supposed to reply to that in a way that doesn't upset her AND without giving reassuring lies?
User avatar #10 to #1 - danniegurl (01/27/2013) [-]
you could say something like "if that's what you think, then you could (follow up with some sort of fitness plan)" or say, "i'm your friend and i don't care what you look like"
User avatar #13 to #1 - weinerdick (01/27/2013) [-]
" **** you, no you're not. I'M fat. You're not. Stop ******* saying it." usually works for me.
#15 to #13 - anon (01/27/2013) [-]
beta as **** ...
User avatar #16 to #15 - weinerdick (01/27/2013) [-]
But I am fyat.
They aren't.
It makes me angry
User avatar #11 to #1 - taintedangel (01/27/2013) [-]
"I could say something, but you know you look good and I know you look good. Everyone does, so stop fishing for compliments or being an attention whore just because daddy didn't love you or something."
User avatar #6 to #1 - megashot ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
then agree and say she is fat, if she is attention whoring for comnpiments she deserves it
User avatar #20 to #1 - infamoustrapper (01/27/2013) [-]
why lies? shes obviously not fat. look at her pic
#68 - ludislavonac (01/27/2013) [-]
I often wonder where you find such stupid female specimen
#55 - anon (01/27/2013) [-]
Once this happened,
Friend who's incredibly skinny: OMG I'm so fat
Me: You're skinny as **** , what you on about?
Her: Yes I am, look at this (gestures at practically non-existant stomach)
Me: Ok, if you say so.
Her: Wha-
Me: Well considering you don't eat a lot, your body has gone into survival mode, meaning you are actually storing excess fat around your organs. So while you appear nearly 2 dimensional from the outside and fat does by no means account for most of your body mass, I guess if you want to call yourself fat, I'm not gonna object.
#24 - Scottizdaman (01/27/2013) [-]
his text after her responce   
   
"Because no matter what I say it will not change how you feel, no matter how much i dont think its true"
his text after her responce

"Because no matter what I say it will not change how you feel, no matter how much i dont think its true"
#60 - nargogh (01/27/2013) [-]
Keyword: PERIOD.
User avatar #46 - I Am Monkey (01/27/2013) [-]
Anybody have that reaction photo of the guy with the speech bubble just saying "k"?
This would be a great time to use it.
User avatar #34 - awesomenessdefined (01/27/2013) [-]
If a girl ever asks me if she looks fat, I'd do the exact same thing.
#45 - whomadewho ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
I have never smoked a day in my life. When I turn 20, I get a girlfriend. This Beautiful attractive, who is in no way fat. Her first "I have to lose weight I am so fat and ugly I have to be perfect for you" episode, all I can think of is "Dear God I can use a cigarette right now."
I have never smoked a day in my life. When I turn 20, I get a girlfriend. This Beautiful attractive, who is in no way fat. Her first "I have to lose weight I am so fat and ugly I have to be perfect for you" episode, all I can think of is "Dear God I can use a cigarette right now."
#28 - SpicerHyx (01/27/2013) [-]
This is why I hate my gender
This is why I hate my gender
User avatar #19 - funnymonky (01/27/2013) [-]
*chick throws phone*
Me: Why did you just throw your phone?
Chick: BECAUSE I'M RETARDED
Me: No argument there
Chick: BLAH BLAH BLAH BITCH BITCH BITCH I USED TO CUT YOU WANT ME TO DO THAT AGAIN, BECAUSE OF YOU, BLAH BLAH BLAH BITCH BITCH BITCH ALL SEX IS RAPE, THIS DISCUSSION IS RAPE BLAH BLAH BLAH
Me: Okay, now I know to argue.
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