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#56 - mortisvelox
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(01/26/2013) [-]
My first tattoo
#229 to #56 - rytul
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(01/26/2013) [-]
You`re a monkey?
You`re a monkey?
#403 to #56 - trivdiego
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(01/26/2013) [-]
if i ever get a tattoo, that will be it
#396 to #56 - hawaiianhappysauce
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Raticate?
#479 to #56 - anon
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(08/30/2014) [-]
from the lion king? love it
#100 to #56 - jimboismynameo
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(01/26/2013) [-]
gotta be one of the coolest tattoo's ever.......
gotta be one of the coolest tattoo's ever.......
#112 - kickfacepunchgut
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(01/26/2013) [-]
thats my tattoo :)
#114 to #112 - stripeygreenhat
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(01/26/2013) [-]
I can't tell if the butterfly is real or part of the tattoo.
#131 to #114 - kickfacepunchgut
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(01/26/2013) [-]
all part of the mystery... nah it landed on my shoulder after I got it done.
#133 to #131 - kickfacepunchgut
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(01/26/2013) [-]
:3
#136 to #133 - unggoy
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(01/26/2013) [-]
How much did that cost if you don't mind me asking? Been thinking about a tattoo of a similar size.
#137 to #136 - kickfacepunchgut
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(01/26/2013) [-]
4 sessions and about 1,200.00 ish dollars Canadian.
#141 to #137 - unggoy
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(01/26/2013) [-]
daaayum... looks like I have some saving to do.
daaayum... looks like I have some saving to do.
#143 to #141 - kickfacepunchgut
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(01/26/2013) [-]
just remember the more you pay generally the better it will look, never take a "deal" on a tattoo. some things you just cant cheap out on!
#177 to #143 - anon
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Mine were free and they are better than half the **** people pay 140/hr for.
#181 to #177 - kickfacepunchgut
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(01/26/2013) [-]
you probably knew the artist or did them yourself im guessing. but for general public who have no connections, I would say as a general statement the more you pay the better the quality.
#259 to #181 - Computersaysno
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Eh. Not really. Some shops that aren't that good charge way more than they should. I actually have seen a tattoo artist try and add sales tax in to a tattoo in a state where sales tax didn't apply to tattoos lol.
#389 to #133 - anon
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(01/26/2013) [-]
time to fap
#59 - flusteredmoose
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(01/26/2013) [-]
I want this tattooed around my belly button. I'll need to shave my stomach though, ******* hairy piece of ****.
#61 to #59 - anonymoose
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(01/26/2013) [-]
I just posted something nearly exactly the same as that.
#63 to #61 - flusteredmoose
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Well, good for you...
#244 to #59 - danniegurl
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(01/26/2013) [-]
it would be cool to get it around your finger, i think. but that would be hard to do.
#66 to #59 - Loopholes
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(01/26/2013) [-]
So when someone puts their finger in your belly button they'll turn invisible?
#68 to #66 - flusteredmoose
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(01/26/2013) [-]
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#72 to #59 - tyraxio
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(01/26/2013) [-]
A girl should tattoo it around her vajayjay, so guys turn invisible whenever penetration happens.
#116 to #72 - darthblam
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(01/26/2013) [-]
One vag to rule them all
One vag to find them
One vag to bring them all
and in the darkness bind them.

Sounds like marriage...
#117 to #116 - darthblam
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Or just pregnancy.
#417 to #72 - jokersaysamuseme
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(01/26/2013) [-]
So she never gets caught cheating.

Thought I'd never use these two words in the same sentence...smart slut
#435 to #417 - tyraxio
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(01/27/2013) [-]
That is in fact an extremely nice point.
#74 to #72 - flusteredmoose
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(01/26/2013) [-]
The is the single greatest idea of all time.
#78 to #74 - tyraxio
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Or even better, a gay guy around his butt hole (due to ring muscle...)
#99 - bcsaint
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(01/26/2013) [-]
my 2nd tattoo, only can be seen in black light
#103 to #99 - zerowinz
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Is this very expensive to do? And does your arm actually look like nothings there in regular light?
#107 to #103 - bcsaint
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(01/26/2013) [-]
that was $360 (that is a good deal because i'm friends with the tattoo artist). it has been over 2 years since i got it, and the high impact areas like the knuckles are missing most of the ink. the picture shows my hand in normal light, all you can see is a few scars... enlarge the image, it has a lot of detail
#119 to #107 - zerowinz
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Thats not bad. I was debating whether or not to get one. Do you recommend it?
#120 to #119 - bcsaint
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(01/26/2013) [-]
depends on where
#142 to #120 - zerowinz
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Arm down to hand, like yours
#144 to #142 - bcsaint
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(01/26/2013) [-]
i wouldn't, if it was somewhere that doesn't get beat up, that would be different, like on the chest or something
#115 to #99 - sonofasnitch
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(01/26/2013) [-]
that's pretty awesome
#169 to #99 - karson
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(01/26/2013) [-]
I always wanted to get my whole body done like that where you can only see it in black light, then got scare the **** out of kids at a lasertag place.
#123 to #99 - thebritishguy
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(01/26/2013) [-]
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#101 to #99 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account**
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(01/26/2013) [-]
It kinda looks like you forgot to clean up post-fap.
#97 - jimboismynameo
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(01/26/2013) [-]
my tattoo.....(please ignore my sexy nipple)

was in memory of my grandad.....who's name in English translated to "Ice Bear"

apparently it also makes me a nord or something.....i dont know ive never played skyirm
#105 to #97 - anon
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(01/26/2013) [-]
I believe that the name "Asbjørn" means "divine bear", and it, has its roots in Scandinavia/Old norse

And by the way, cool tattoo!
#111 to #105 - jimboismynameo
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(01/26/2013) [-]
i had been told that as well....i just stuck with the polar bear cos they look pretty ******* divine anyway
#106 to #97 - anon
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(01/26/2013) [-]
im sorry that i'm the one who have to tell you this
Asbjørn is indeed a northern name, but it does not mean ice bear
the last part (bjørn) translates to bear, but the first part (As) translates to nothing.

i'm going to get bombarded wit hred thumbs, which is why i post as anonymous
#255 to #97 - anon
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(01/26/2013) [-]
I'm reporting this to magical fairy princess for porn, you sick **** showing your nipple like that. Have some ******* dignity
#372 to #97 - anon
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(01/26/2013) [-]
That is a Norwegian name that would translate more accuralety to "Ass Bear" than "Ice Bear"
#418 to #97 - jokersaysamuseme
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Ice Bear?

****, that's a good name
#272 to #97 - xxelmarcocfcxx
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(01/26/2013) [-]
>Sexy nipple
As if we're going to be able to ignore it.
#147 to #97 - goldenglimmer
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Ignore the anons beneath me (actually, one of them came pretty close, but I'm going to comment anyway).

The name "Asbjørn" is a contraction of two words originating from ancient Norse. The obvious one first, is bear ("bjørn"), but there seems to be some confusion here about the word "as". I'll break it down quickly and to the best of my knowledge.
Now, according to Norse mythology, there are three main worlds.
1. Midgard, middle-Earth, our home.
2. Utgaard, the underworld outside our plane, home of the jotnene.
3. Aasgaard, the inner world, the home of the gods or æser.

"As" is a modernized way of writing "æse", which is a kind of god; a dweller of Aasgaard. So in essence, Asbjørn literally means "god bear", or "bear of Aasgaard".

... in my opinion that's actually cooler, but that's coming from a Norwegian who really enjoys old Norse mythology. :)
#205 to #147 - jimboismynameo
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(01/26/2013) [-]
thank you for the enlightenment = ]
#5 - japophile
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(01/26/2013) [-]
My tattoo in progress. Going for a full sleeve.
#24 to #5 - TwistedBamboozler
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(01/26/2013) [-]
That must be expensive as balls . . . that kind of detail takes a LONG time. I have two medium/big ones on my back and total I've spent on them is $800.

I'm guessing you are getting close to 1000 unless it's a friend :P
#468 to #24 - japophile
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(01/28/2013) [-]
Just hit around £900, my next sitting is on February 11th after my 20th birthday. Might post up some then :)
#338 to #5 - shoryuken
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(01/26/2013) [-]
love it
#20 to #5 - liarsenic
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(01/26/2013) [-]
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#10 to #5 - japophile
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(01/26/2013) [-]
The other side. Don't have an up-to-date picture but Wolverine doesn't look stupid anymore. Will post more if anybody's interested.
#26 to #10 - agonix
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Go on, post that ****
#199 to #10 - sao
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Yes. Post more!
#2 - infernoreaper
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(01/26/2013) [-]
They usually say that its pretty badass.
#189 to #2 - anon
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(01/26/2013) [-]
why combining japanese letters and a cross? (not saying that it's not awesome though)
#193 to #189 - infernoreaper
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(01/26/2013) [-]
English isn't as stylish. That's really my main reason. haha
#447 to #2 - lietuvisss
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(01/27/2013) [-]
I would say there are tattoo artists that could do this even better its look cool and all but it could be done even more cooler
#135 to #2 - jaxok
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(01/26/2013) [-]
And then you discover the Chinese lettering says douche.

Do you know what it says?
#148 to #135 - infernoreaper
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Its japanese. The top, love, the two to the left, gaurdian, second to the bottom, justice, bottom, strength. I researched it before I had it done.
#176 to #148 - poljento
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Japanese kanji are Chinese
#186 to #2 - anthraxpotato
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(01/26/2013) [-]
... and they're right...
#3 to #2 - infernoreaper
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(01/26/2013) [-]
#92 to #3 - kesolukt
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#121 to #92 - beep
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(01/26/2013) [-]
#4 - kibi
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(01/26/2013) [-]
I've always wanted this under my collarbone, close to my heart. Unfortunately I've got one more year to go until I can do whatever the **** I want with my body.

Let us pray it be a swift year.
#243 to #4 - masterboll
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(01/26/2013) [-]
watch out

we got a badass underagedfag here
#438 to #243 - kibi
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(01/27/2013) [-]
I don't see how stating my future plans for a tattoo makes me "badass".
#457 to #438 - masterboll
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(01/27/2013) [-]
"I've got one more year to go until I can do whatever the **** I want with my body"

theres a difference between stating ones future plans and sounding like a spoilt 6 year old
#6 to #4 - anon
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(01/26/2013) [-]
looks like a nice set of balls
#7 to #6 - kibi
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(01/26/2013) [-]
And there's the most common reaction. 'Night everybody.
#27 to #7 - agonix
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Seriously dude, that's a disfigured penis and balls.
#13 to #7 - ballisticmasacre
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(01/26/2013) [-]
I used to have the necklace of this. Had the "Balls" comment frequently. I plan to get each of the Kingdom Hearts symbols done.
#296 to #13 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe
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(01/26/2013) [-]
I have a shirt with it on it.
Someone told me it looks like Satans dick and balls.
#401 to #7 - makxbi
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Dat avatar.
#448 to #6 - alltimetens
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(01/27/2013) [-]
I find it even funnier that you aren't able to claim your thumbs. You should try logging in before you comment something hilarious.
#442 to #6 - jtastic
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(01/27/2013) [-]
YFW you don't sign in
YFW you don't sign in
#34 to #4 - XboxJunky
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(01/26/2013) [-]
**** yeah bro/sis.
#40 to #4 - soerd
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(01/26/2013) [-]
that's funny i was actually going to say something similar, i also plan to get a tattoo of this i'm still making sure i want it though. also money/artist etc.
#96 to #4 - anon
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(01/26/2013) [-]
You want it close to your heart.

I see what you did there.
#172 to #4 - anon
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Even though most people won't understand the Kingdom Hearts reference and will just see it as a deformed dick and balls, still get it. A tattoos should be about you, not other people
#201 to #4 - ghettograndpa
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(01/26/2013) [-]
put it on your ass
#210 to #4 - EdwardNigma
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(01/26/2013) [-]
I always wanted a guild seal.

Grew up with Fable. Even if destroyed lore wise, the guild will be with me like the guildmaster always said.
#439 to #210 - kibi
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(01/27/2013) [-]
That would be need on a shoulder blade or something, I can definitely see that being badass.
#335 to #4 - comicsguy
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Is this supposed to have like a deeper meaning that I'm not getting?
#425 to #335 - genephil
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(01/26/2013) [-]
It's from kingdom hearts, it's the Nobody insignia.
#459 to #335 - kibi
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(01/27/2013) [-]
To explain further, the Nobodies don't have hearts, thus don't feel emotion. But once they're killed they're revived "whole" and can feel again.

To me, it represents my struggle with depression, and how I've been, in a way, reborn as a new, better person :)
#343 to #4 - jinjo
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Why not wait till you're at least a bit older? I mean, if you really want it, it won't be a problem to wait.
#456 to #4 - schecterxgee
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(01/27/2013) [-]
Just got another tattoo yesterday above my Kingdom Hearts one. Going to get a start on my Game Themed sleeve. Got a **** load of ideas but it's going to take some time.
#233 to #4 - padorak
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Isn't that a nobody symbol from Kingdom Hearts 2?
If anything I would get the heartless symbol.
#436 to #233 - kibi
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(01/27/2013) [-]
It is, I been contemplating that one too. My girlfriend wants that though, and it would be cool since they'd be matching, but if we broke up it's not her name or something.
#170 to #4 - thedungeonmaster
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Looks like a trident dick. Definitely get that.
#44 to #4 - schecterxgee
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(01/26/2013) [-]
That was my first Tattoo :) Heartless one next, then a start on my game themed sleeve :) but you should defo get it done.
#146 - benjaminbutton
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Got this roughly 2 weeks ago.
#328 to #146 - abovelawl
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(01/26/2013) [-]
what a mistake
#368 to #328 - benjaminbutton
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Hardly, I wouldn't have gotten it if I knew I wouldn't have liked it for the rest of my life. Batman means more to me than most things in my life. So don't be so quick to judge.
#445 to #368 - abovelawl
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(01/27/2013) [-]
I'm just ****** with ya dude
#412 to #368 - anon
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(01/26/2013) [-]
>Posts pic of tattoo on fj
>Tells people not to judge
wut.
#431 to #412 - benjaminbutton
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(01/26/2013) [-]
I didn't say that.
#339 to #146 - shoryuken
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(01/26/2013) [-]
sick!
#184 to #146 - caprice
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(01/26/2013) [-]
so you like bacardi or....?
#371 to #184 - benjaminbutton
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Whiskey, actually. I wish I could explain to you the depth in which I appreciate this tattoo, part out of my love for the dark knight, and the other in memorial to my father. So back off you **** head. Don't judge that which you don't understand.
#84 - razschi
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(01/26/2013) [-]
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