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#49 - anon (01/26/2013) [-]
Pussy, I deal with my periods like a man

>wake up, take bath in blood
>smear it all over my body so people know I'm hardcore
>get cramps, revel in cramps, pain is weakness leaving the body
>murder a man with bare hands to vent rage
>getting weird cravings
>murder his dog
>eat dog raw
>spray my blood all over my family to assert my dominance
User avatar #54 to #49 - theaveragejoe (01/26/2013) [-]
wat
User avatar #77 to #49 - douevensax (01/26/2013) [-]
90% sure a man deals with periods.
#90 to #49 - zombiesnipertwo (01/26/2013) [-]
you have more balls than any of us
User avatar #69 to #49 - ironfluttershy (01/26/2013) [-]
Marry me.
#70 to #49 - europeanswallow (01/26/2013) [-]
I rarely get to use this one
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#75 to #49 - zependium (01/26/2013) [-]
brutal
brutal
#2 - sideffect (01/26/2013) [-]
Try scratching your vagina while on your period. Nobody walks away from that unscathed.
Try scratching your vagina while on your period. Nobody walks away from that unscathed.
#51 to #2 - comicsguy (01/26/2013) [-]
Well then you would be in a very messy situation
User avatar #6 to #2 - RobotManGuy (01/26/2013) [-]
i may or may not this later but i am a guy and i would like to know why
User avatar #29 to #6 - EdwardNigma (01/26/2013) [-]
You ******* serious?

Scratching the vagina. On a period. Thats like putting your hand in fish guts.
User avatar #40 to #29 - thisisrarity (01/26/2013) [-]
That.

Pretty descriptive.
ehrm.


#79 to #29 - professionalfeeder (01/26/2013) [-]
oh my...
oh my...
User avatar #132 to #29 - RobotManGuy (01/26/2013) [-]
thanks for scratching my itchy curiosity
User avatar #7 to #6 - RobotManGuy (01/26/2013) [-]
*regret
#35 to #2 - hundrings (01/26/2013) [-]
yeah, it gets especially itchy when you wear pads, because of the moist, so when you finally get to the toilet, you scratch the **** out of that thing, until the dried blood comes smoldering off. It's disgusting, but true.
#39 to #35 - EdwardNigma (01/26/2013) [-]
Oh ******* lovely images in my head.
User avatar #153 to #35 - Dap (01/27/2013) [-]
I am NOT ******* okay with this.
#154 to #35 - thedarkestrogue (01/27/2013) [-]
My brothers girlfriend is currently on her period and i can smell her discarded remnants in the toilet from here.   
I'm going to go kill myself now that I have all these lovely images in my head.
My brothers girlfriend is currently on her period and i can smell her discarded remnants in the toilet from here.
I'm going to go kill myself now that I have all these lovely images in my head.
User avatar #155 to #154 - hundrings (01/27/2013) [-]
That would either mean that she doesn't flush after each visit, or she doesnt pack in the goods before throwing them away. I always roll a lot of toilet paper around my nasty pads and tampons. If girls do that, it smells a lot less. And changing the litter bag every once in a while helps too :p
#16 - pyra (01/26/2013) [-]
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#116 to #16 - rieskimo (01/26/2013) [-]
MFW I masturbate to help me go to sleep.
#46 to #16 - annonomooselovesu (01/26/2013) [-]
So true
So true
#3 - ilikeorangejuice (01/26/2013) [-]
You do not scratch.
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#11 to #3 - cazabrow (01/26/2013) [-]
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#26 to #3 - sapphos (01/26/2013) [-]
I have no idea what that means.
#41 to #26 - anon (01/26/2013) [-]
1. pinch and roll
The ONLY comfortable and workable way to scratch one's scrotum. Actual scratching does not work, as the scrotal entity slides around under the fingers. To achieve results, the scrotum is pinched between the fingers and rolled back and forth.
Sweetie-darling, if you really want to scratch the boys, you must remember to use the pinch and roll technique.
#152 to #41 - sapphos (01/26/2013) [-]
Goodness, I never considered the logistics of such a simple task. Seems you've got it all figured out. Well done, lads.
#134 to #3 - ultrarobbie (01/26/2013) [-]
Mfw rinching [pinch and roll]
#10 to #3 - olicoooombs (01/26/2013) [-]
Just ******* stretch. It's not that hard.
User avatar #44 to #10 - ilikeorangejuice (01/26/2013) [-]
If you stretch and use nails it just don't get the job done right.
#106 - stormtrooperbob (01/26/2013) [-]
I dont scratch my balls because then i just end up masterbating.
I dont scratch my balls because then i just end up masterbating.
#108 to #106 - pariahlol (01/26/2013) [-]
same
#110 to #106 - yurilove (01/26/2013) [-]
and now i go in search of sauce for this gif
#111 to #110 - yurilove (01/26/2013) [-]
and found it   
from a  movie called Chillerama
and found it
from a movie called Chillerama
User avatar #149 to #106 - andnowducks (01/26/2013) [-]
Source?
User avatar #131 to #106 - vwanyama (01/26/2013) [-]
Hell if i scracth my nose i'll somehow end up masterbating
#8 - cupcakedevourer (01/26/2013) [-]
Thoughts on my period.   
ouch   
why   
why wasn't i born a boy   
why was i born   
			****		   
i hate this world   
my vagina is going to fall off   
owww   
shooting pains in my abdomen   
don't even 			*******		 talk to me
Thoughts on my period.
ouch
why
why wasn't i born a boy
why was i born
****
i hate this world
my vagina is going to fall off
owww
shooting pains in my abdomen
don't even ******* talk to me
#100 - xsynysterx (01/26/2013) [-]
Try pissing with morning wood.
#52 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
my balls have grown hair to that of a wizard beard and make it impossible to shave them without slicing some skin
that **** get's tugged on from just walking forward
I might as well get a hairnet for that ****
User avatar #59 to #52 - Crusader (01/26/2013) [-]
You actually shave it?
Get a pair of scissors.
#62 to #59 - frankk (01/26/2013) [-]
then there's still hair.. just a little shorter my gf would still find it annoying
User avatar #63 to #62 - Crusader (01/26/2013) [-]
1 - Get the scissors
2 - Trim that **** with scissors
3 - Get an electric razor (one of the small ones that they use for hair tattoos, etc.)
4 - Use that to shave
#66 to #63 - anon (01/26/2013) [-]
you just had to teach a total stranger how to shave their balls, your thoughts
User avatar #124 to #66 - Crusader (01/26/2013) [-]
I don't know him, therefore I never have to think about it again.
#82 to #63 - frankk (01/26/2013) [-]
i just use shave it's no problem for me, you just need practice at first.
User avatar #57 to #52 - captalexander (01/26/2013) [-]
I read that in Plankton's voice. Dear god that was funny.
#72 - cobrah (01/26/2013) [-]
pinch and twist my friends, pinch and twist
#80 - gameshredder (01/26/2013) [-]
Yeah, what a conundrum....
Yeah, what a conundrum....
User avatar #4 - trollins (01/26/2013) [-]
I hate it when my balls are hanging low because it's hot out and I'm sweaty, and a have to pinch and roll to scratch them, and deal with the near invisible, long blonde pubes protruding from my scrotum.
User avatar #5 to #4 - darkroro (01/26/2013) [-]
lol
User avatar #98 to #5 - darkroro (01/26/2013) [-]
why did i get thumbed down?you cant even lol at this site anymore?
#104 to #98 - anon (01/26/2013) [-]
no, you must rofl now.
User avatar #9 to #4 - guywithnopants (01/26/2013) [-]
Your balls are sweaty
weak arms are heavy
moms spaghetti
#38 to #9 - frysfrys (01/26/2013) [-]
I think I've just gone full retarded after reading your comment. Thank you.
#43 - skinless (01/26/2013) [-]
there is one to many period stories in this thread
#83 to #43 - cupcakedevourer (01/26/2013) [-]
Don't pretend you don't love it, skinless.
Don't pretend you don't love it, skinless.
#25 - anon (01/26/2013) [-]
this ******* guy doesnt have a clue what is it like when you get the cramps
#31 to #25 - captnpl ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
Yes he does, we all do. Stop talking about it.
#96 - matriculator (01/26/2013) [-]
Mfw these comments...
#99 - englman (01/26/2013) [-]
I didn't learn anything new about periods from the comments.. But I did learn that I'm the only guy that literally scratches my balls..
#103 to #99 - alphajunk (01/26/2013) [-]
Judging by the zelda picture,and not caring if you had 24 killstreak in call of duty.   
You dont play FPS games,do you?
Judging by the zelda picture,and not caring if you had 24 killstreak in call of duty.
You dont play FPS games,do you?
#105 to #103 - englman (01/26/2013) [-]
I play all kinds of FPS, actually. I just like games like Zelda and Skyrim more.
I play all kinds of FPS, actually. I just like games like Zelda and Skyrim more.
#107 to #105 - alphajunk (01/26/2013) [-]
Ha,me 
			
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		more of a classic gamer,(Gradius 3 is one of my personal favorite)   
FPS is good also,but you can rage easy there
Ha,me You need to login to view this link more of a classic gamer,(Gradius 3 is one of my personal favorite)
FPS is good also,but you can rage easy there
#109 to #107 - englman (01/26/2013) [-]
Yeah lol I completely agree. When me and my two best friends all play CoD/Halo together, we get PISSED at each other. But it's pretty freaking hilarious though. And that's the story as to why I almost only play FPS with my friends!
Yeah lol I completely agree. When me and my two best friends all play CoD/Halo together, we get PISSED at each other. But it's pretty freaking hilarious though. And that's the story as to why I almost only play FPS with my friends!
#117 to #109 - alphajunk (01/26/2013) [-]
Well,thats gaming in a nutshell. I prefer halo than,CoD. Why? CoD seems almost like Battlefield,Modern Warfare and any other FPS war/army game.   
Halo is a futuristic war,and that what i like,with awesome armor and technological weapons!   
Ive played Halo 1-4,and i love it
Well,thats gaming in a nutshell. I prefer halo than,CoD. Why? CoD seems almost like Battlefield,Modern Warfare and any other FPS war/army game.
Halo is a futuristic war,and that what i like,with awesome armor and technological weapons!
Ive played Halo 1-4,and i love it
#119 to #117 - englman (01/26/2013) [-]
Exactly how I feel bro lol

Halo > CoD any day in my book.
#120 to #119 - alphajunk (01/26/2013) [-]
It was sad,how Cortana dies in halo 4.*Feels*
We had so many missions with her,and she did so much.
I hope she comes back again,or at least another copy
#121 to #120 - englman (01/26/2013) [-]
She may have been an AI... But you can't just copy her.. She was special and I don't care what anyone says..
She may have been an AI... But you can't just copy her.. She was special and I don't care what anyone says..
#127 to #121 - artyommetro (01/26/2013) [-]
She was a Special AI she could be copied and would act just like the original...BUT it would never be the same.


P.S ARMORED CORE FTW ( Just for randomness )
#128 to #127 - englman (01/26/2013) [-]
Yay randomness!
Yay randomness!
#130 to #128 - artyommetro (01/26/2013) [-]
I am just going to say this Halo 4 could have had some major improvements before it was shipped i miss firefight
#133 to #130 - englman (01/26/2013) [-]
Same.. It also could have been longer. I beat the whole story in an afternoon..
#135 to #133 - artyommetro (01/26/2013) [-]
It took me a day or two but then again i played on Heroic. But the story left so may holes in it and where the **** was the Brutes i mean Arby was fighting a civil war so they gave him a reason to be gone but not the brutes.
#144 to #135 - anon (01/26/2013) [-]
u should read the books
#150 to #144 - artyommetro (01/26/2013) [-]
I do read them but i have yet to get the last two.
I do read them but i have yet to get the last two.
#137 to #135 - englman (01/26/2013) [-]
I know right? The game was great, but it really needed work in a lot of places lol..
I know right? The game was great, but it really needed work in a lot of places lol..
#139 to #137 - artyommetro (01/26/2013) [-]
One thing i hope they add is when you play multiplayer in campaign mode that the other person is a Spartan 4 and they have there own things on i would like to see another female Spartan out there (Kat sucked)
One thing i hope they add is when you play multiplayer in campaign mode that the other person is a Spartan 4 and they have there own things on i would like to see another female Spartan out there (Kat sucked)
#141 to #139 - englman (01/26/2013) [-]
Lol yeeaaah..
#143 to #141 - artyommetro (01/26/2013) [-]
I feel like i am rambling on BUT i guess it's good to have someone say something back and not troll.
I feel like i am rambling on BUT i guess it's good to have someone say something back and not troll.
#145 to #143 - englman (01/26/2013) [-]
Lol I know what you mean friend. Some people on this site (The Internet really..) are complete jerks for no reason. I try to be tolerant/accepting of everyone, and nice/etc. at the same time. I love making people happy or smile or just brighten their day a little, ya know? That's honestly why I joined FJ lol to make life a little happier for as many people as I can.
Lol I know what you mean friend. Some people on this site (The Internet really..) are complete jerks for no reason. I try to be tolerant/accepting of everyone, and nice/etc. at the same time. I love making people happy or smile or just brighten their day a little, ya know? That's honestly why I joined FJ lol to make life a little happier for as many people as I can.
#129 to #121 - alphajunk (01/26/2013) [-]
Stop with the feels,my heart cannot take this much feels! i loved her too
...But there is still a bit of hope left
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#142 to #129 - englman (01/26/2013) [-]
YAY :D
YAY :D
#37 - arstya (01/26/2013) [-]
These comments...
These comments...
User avatar #123 - mrfop (01/26/2013) [-]
Peeing after fapping... Oh dear God...
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#27 - anon (01/26/2013) [-]
everyone knows will ferrell twitter accounts are fake right?
User avatar #28 to #27 - loonytic **User deleted account** (01/26/2013) [-]
No way is that why it's called Fill Werrell?
#56 - aguta (01/26/2013) [-]
**aguta rolled a random image posted in comment #159 at Drawing on erasers ** the reason i masturbate
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