This just happened --.--. It was awful. Luckily I finally convinced them I wasn't psycho. They were still pretty shaken when they left though. FML..... inb4; po This just happened -- It was awful Luckily I finally convinced them wasn't psycho They were still pretty shaken when they left though FML inb4; po
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This just happened --.--. It was awful. Luckily I finally convinced them I wasn't psycho. They were still pretty shaken when they left though. FML..... inb4; po

It was awful. Luckily I finally convinced them I wasn't psycho.

They were still pretty shaken when they left though.

FML..... inb4; police

Brandon Joseph Oldham
12 minutes ago near Covington . tih
So, Mom usually gets home from work at around noon, right?
Well It' s 12: 20 and I hear a car pull up.
Then after a minute I hear a knock at the door.
So Ithink to myself:
I guess mom' s carrying something in and can' t get to her keys."
So Iwalk to the door to answer it.
Well, on the kitchen table next to the door I see this big knife.
Ithink mom was chopping onions with it or something last night.
Anyway, I get the bright idea:
I' m gonna answer to door and hold the knife up with a deranged look on my face to try and scare
mom. This will be hilarious!"
Well, it seemed like a good idea.
So I open the door and hold the knife high in the air and give this evil smile.
And guess who wasn' t at the door?
That' s right; my mom.
And guess who was?
These 2 old ladies who are going around the neighborhood with pamphlets eitheir church.
So you can guess they nearly had a heart attack.
Well, that' s not the end of it.
You see, they backed up and almost fell offere steps leading up to the door.
So I rush in to help them, knife in hand.
They scream bloody murder.
Idealize I still have the knife, so Hoes it aside.
The look on their faces was that of sheer terror.
You can imagine how they must have felt, right?
Terrified, confused, and .
Well you know what you can' t imagine?
The look on their faces and what they must have been think when I said:
I' m so sorry! This is a big misunderstanding! Ithought you were my mom!"
FML
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