This just happened --.--. It was awful. Luckily I finally convinced them I wasn't psycho. They were still pretty shaken when they left though. FML..... inb4; po
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This just happened --.--

It was awful. Luckily I finally convinced them I wasn't psycho.

They were still pretty shaken when they left though....more »

It was awful. Luckily I finally convinced them I wasn't psycho.

They were still pretty shaken when they left though.

FML..... inb4; police

Brandon Joseph Oldham
12 minutes ago near Covington . tih
So, Mom usually gets home from work at around noon, right?
Well It' s 12: 20 and I hear a car pull up.
Then after a minute I hear a knock at the door.
So Ithink to myself:
I guess mom' s carrying something in and can' t get to her keys."
So Iwalk to the door to answer it.
Well, on the kitchen table next to the door I see this big knife.
Ithink mom was chopping onions with it or something last night.
Anyway, I get the bright idea:
I' m gonna answer to door and hold the knife up with a deranged look on my face to try and scare
mom. This will be hilarious!"
Well, it seemed like a good idea.
So I open the door and hold the knife high in the air and give this evil smile.
And guess who wasn' t at the door?
That' s right; my mom.
And guess who was?
These 2 old ladies who are going around the neighborhood with pamphlets eitheir church.
So you can guess they nearly had a heart attack.
Well, that' s not the end of it.
You see, they backed up and almost fell offere steps leading up to the door.
So I rush in to help them, knife in hand.
They scream bloody ****** .
Idealize I still have the knife, so Hoes it aside.
The look on their faces was that of sheer terror.
You can imagine how they must have felt, right?
Terrified, confused, and .
Well you know what you can' t imagine?
The look on their faces and what they must have been think when I said:
I' m so sorry! This is a big misunderstanding! Ithought you were my mom!"
FML
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#21 - thebrothersmachado (01/26/2013) [-]
whoa these two ladies just came to my door with there church telling me that everyone who doesnt do gods bidding will be "taken care of'" should i post the pic of pamphlet or does noone really give a **** ? lol
User avatar #18 - bothemastaofall (01/26/2013) [-]
After "When I said" I expected a troll
#17 - vladhellsing (01/26/2013) [-]
HEY KIDS, WANNA SEE A DEAD BODY?!
User avatar #15 - makujensi (01/26/2013) [-]
This.
#12 - PoppinFresh (01/26/2013) [-]
Don't you have a window on your door or something?
Don't you have a window on your door or something?
User avatar #20 to #12 - ducewilliams (01/26/2013) [-]
i do but you cant see **** through it, cuz its fogged and angled around a metal frame work.
#13 to #12 - anonymous (01/26/2013) [-]
I don't. A lot of houses up north don't. You have a screen door for the summer when it's hot.

Google image search "storm door" and tell me how many of the inner doors have a window.
User avatar #19 to #13 - nucularwar (01/26/2013) [-]
not just up north, I'm in TN and have storm doors
User avatar #14 to #13 - PoppinFresh (01/26/2013) [-]
Ahh yes anon you seem to be right. If the inner door does have a window it's one of those sort of tempered glass windows that isn't made for looking through, just for letting some light in. My bad.
#16 to #14 - anonymous (01/26/2013) [-]
You are a good person, sir. Thank you, PoppinFresh, for kindly admitting the error and not trying to be a dick or calling my mother a hoe.
#11 - arstya (01/26/2013) [-]
I 						*******					 love this Facebook status.
I ******* love this Facebook status.
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#9 - goldhiddan (01/26/2013) [-]
too long
too long
#7 - guruxz (01/26/2013) [-]
i thought it was gonna be more
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>song lyrics
#3 - AnusViolator (01/26/2013) [-]
MFW I live a 5 minute drive from Covington
#5 to #3 - montybalboa (01/26/2013) [-]
MFW OP lives a 5 minute drive from an AnusViolater
#2 - batleth (01/26/2013) [-]
"Oh, I'm so sorry. I thought you was my grandma."
"Oh, I'm so sorry. I thought you was my grandma."
User avatar #8 to #2 - HarvietheDinkle (01/26/2013) [-]
oh my god his voice was the worst
#1 - autoxx (01/25/2013) [-]
Seems like a good way to keep the Mormons from banging on your door at 7am...
#4 to #1 - youxbarstard (01/26/2013) [-]
Try it at 4am...talk about bad timing.
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