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To infinity and beyond

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An astray sh owing a Bu as Lightyear attion figure
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Looks like you got a friend in you
OH MYGOD. THAT COMMENT. lid DONE.
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#10 - localcatbarber (01/25/2013) [-]
Why can't people find something sensible to stick up their ass?
Why can't people find something sensible to stick up their ass?
User avatar #90 to #10 - admiralen ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
cause the want buzz to penetrate them, but they cant find any buzz dildos
User avatar #104 to #10 - grahamernazi (01/26/2013) [-]
If it was sensible, it would probably not get stuck in the anal cavity.
#135 to #10 - anonymoose ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
It doesn't fill their needs.
#175 to #135 - blackmanrollipolli ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
*fill* their needs...
#28 to #10 - ohgodmysides ONLINE (01/25/2013) [-]
because of   
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when doing something dangerous, new or forbidden
because of
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when doing something dangerous, new or forbidden
#39 to #10 - BowChickaBowWow ONLINE (01/25/2013) [-]
Like a Cornbrator.
User avatar #43 to #39 - shinobidesu (01/26/2013) [-]
hyper wank device gets me every damn time.
#236 to #43 - Rascal (01/26/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!
#100 - mikepetru (01/26/2013) [-]
If I was his doctor, I would say &quot;You are a sad, strange little man, and yo have my pity.&quot;
If I was his doctor, I would say "You are a sad, strange little man, and yo have my pity."
#132 to #100 - frankwest ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
When I saw "yo" I re-read it in Don Vito's voice.
#141 - lookatmyhouseofwax (01/26/2013) [-]
**lookatmyhouseofwax rolled a random image posted in comment #172 at Django ** Anal
User avatar #14 - crazyolitis (01/25/2013) [-]
Imagine having to explain that to your doctor. "Why did you put an action figure up your arse?" "Heh, well, yo see..."
#9 - shadowrated (01/25/2013) [-]
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You've got a friend in me!
#29 to #9 - kroger (01/25/2013) [-]
hm, haven't seen you around for awhile. How you doin'?
User avatar #34 to #29 - shadowrated (01/25/2013) [-]
I'm doing fine. How are you doing yourself?
#38 to #34 - kroger (01/25/2013) [-]
just fine thank you, about to go to bed, getting kind of late. Hope to see more of you in the commentsection from now on, don't let me down!
#6 - teranin ONLINE (01/25/2013) [-]
Buzz Lightyear has extendable wings!?
Buzz Lightyear has extendable wings!?
User avatar #61 to #6 - berkut (01/26/2013) [-]
Moar Teen Titans gifs please.
#69 to #61 - teranin ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
All I really have are starfire reaction gifs tho...
All I really have are starfire reaction gifs tho...
User avatar #76 to #69 - berkut (01/26/2013) [-]
Ok. No problema amiga.
#87 to #76 - teranin ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
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#91 to #76 - teranin ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
Dump complete. Enjoy! ^_^
User avatar #93 to #91 - berkut (01/26/2013) [-]
You are awesome. Did you know that?
#94 to #93 - teranin ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
Regardless it's nice to hear ^_^ Although I'd say a fair bit of this website at least doesn't hate me.
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#92 to #78 - berkut (01/26/2013) [-]
Thank you!
Thank you!
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#49 to #6 - stripey ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
when I was like seven I got this buzz lightyear that had extendable wings, bendable joints, pretty much everything.
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#201 to #49 - Rascal (01/26/2013) [-]
so, how's your asshole?
#7 to #6 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/25/2013) [-]
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Sorry to disturb, but i have seen you and your Teen Titans gifs all over the place today, how come?
#95 to #7 - teranin ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
Oh sorry it took me so long to respond to this, stupid notifications. I am addicted to this website and can't leave, so I am constantly commenting on stuff and posting stuff. Also I forgot one of my starfire gifs in my dump earlier.
Oh sorry it took me so long to respond to this, stupid notifications. I am addicted to this website and can't leave, so I am constantly commenting on stuff and posting stuff. Also I forgot one of my starfire gifs in my dump earlier.
#35 - BowChickaBowWow ONLINE (01/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #11 - buttholee (01/25/2013) [-]
OMG I"M SO DONE!
ya, just like everyone else
#32 - captainkrobin (01/25/2013) [-]
If everyone on this damn site actually stuck with the whole &quot;I'm done&quot; 			****		, then there would only be about 3 users left.
If everyone on this damn site actually stuck with the whole "I'm done" **** , then there would only be about 3 users left.
#5 - spamzor (01/25/2013) [-]
*The original plan*
This isn't farting, it's taking off with style!
User avatar #21 to #5 - majormoron (01/25/2013) [-]
I died. Send an ambulance to my home. I need resuscitation!
#53 to #21 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
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We are gathered here today to take farewell with majormoron who did forget to wear a ank at all times and thus died of laugher. He will be remembered as what he truly were, a major moron.
User avatar #127 to #53 - majormoron (01/26/2013) [-]
Thank you for the warm farewell!
#157 - ohsnapagirl (01/26/2013) [-]
mfw doc says &quot;You put that in your ass?&quot;
mfw doc says "You put that in your ass?"
#26 - victoryismine (01/25/2013) [-]
Reminds me of Ryan Dunn. Oh god, the feels.
Reminds me of Ryan Dunn. Oh god, the feels.
#158 to #26 - ohsnapagirl (01/26/2013) [-]
I'm. You're.
I'm. You're.
#55 - sphinxe (01/26/2013) [-]
Imagine if every time you sat down he says a random line that comes from your ass.
Imagine if every time you sat down he says a random line that comes from your ass.
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User avatar #124 to #55 - undeadwill (01/26/2013) [-]
TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!
User avatar #131 to #124 - itsmewaffle ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
I'd then proceed to punch my ass and tell it to shut up.
#139 to #131 - undeadwill (01/26/2013) [-]
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BUZZ LIGHTYEAR TO THE RESCUE!
#148 - breadstickez (01/26/2013) [-]
I wonder what mechanical wings snapping open feels like while lodge within the anus.....they must be some damn powerful wings to have stretched like that.
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User avatar #37 to #33 - CallMeCrisco (01/25/2013) [-]
It doesn't look like they extended fully, Just enough to keep it lodged in there...
#41 to #33 - grimmapple (01/25/2013) [-]
I see what you did there. Some people might not have noticed that, but I did. I did
User avatar #44 to #41 - mycatislookingatme (01/26/2013) [-]
Thanks to your comment, I spent five mins reading over and over untill I noticed.

Nice one.
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