To infinity and beyond

#10 - localcatbarber

Reply+206

(01/25/2013)[-]

Why can't people find something sensible to stick up their ass?

#39 to #10 - BowChickaBowWow

Reply+32

(01/25/2013)[-]

Like a Cornbrator.

#43 to #39 - shinobidesu

Reply+9

(01/26/2013)[-]

hyper wank device gets me every damn time.

#236 to #43 - anon id: 640b59d8

Reply0

(01/26/2013)[-]

ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!

#28 to #10 - ohgodmysides

Reply+13

(01/25/2013)[-]

because of
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when doing something dangerous, new or forbidden

#135 to #10 - anonymoose

Reply+2

(01/26/2013)[-]

It doesn't fill their needs.

#175 to #135 - blackmanrollipolli

Reply-3

(01/26/2013)[-]

*fill* their needs...

#104 to #10 - grahamernazi

Reply+2

(01/26/2013)[-]

If it was sensible, it would probably not get stuck in the anal cavity.

#90 to #10 - admiralen

Reply0

(01/26/2013)[-]

cause the want buzz to penetrate them, but they cant find any buzz dildos

#9 - shadowrated

Reply+164

(01/25/2013)[-]

You've got a friend in me!

#29 to #9 - kroger

Reply+2

(01/25/2013)[-]

hm, haven't seen you around for awhile. How you doin'?

#34 to #29 - shadowrated

Reply+2

(01/25/2013)[-]

I'm doing fine. How are you doing yourself?

#38 to #34 - kroger

Reply+2

(01/25/2013)[-]

just fine thank you, about to go to bed, getting kind of late. Hope to see more of you in the commentsection from now on, don't let me down!

#14 - crazyolitis

Reply+88

(01/25/2013)[-]

Imagine having to explain that to your doctor. "Why did you put an action figure up your arse?" "Heh, well, yo see..."

#6 - teranin

Reply+75

(01/25/2013)[-]

Buzz Lightyear has extendable wings!?

#7 to #6 - felixjarl

Reply+9

(01/25/2013)[-]

Sorry to disturb, but i have seen you and your Teen Titans gifs all over the place today, how come?

#95 to #7 - teranin

Reply+1

(01/26/2013)[-]

Oh sorry it took me so long to respond to this, stupid notifications. I am addicted to this website and can't leave, so I am constantly commenting on stuff and posting stuff. Also I forgot one of my starfire gifs in my dump earlier.