Jumping to conclusions. I found another one... Man I hope I don't run outta stuff like this... checks internet yeah I'll be in business for a while.. OF COURSE  canada more apologetic than You eh
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Jumping to conclusions. I found another one... Man I hope I don't run outta stuff like this... checks internet yeah I'll be in business for a while.. OF COURSE

I found another one... Man I hope I don't run outta stuff like this... *checks internet* yeah I'll be in business for a while.

OF COURSE NOT. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT
YOU RIDE FROM THE POUCH.
OF OTHER
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Canadian Centre
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#21 - mehmachine (01/26/2013) [-]
>Be Canadian
>Be riding on bus
>Coming home from pool in shorts
>Lady spills coffee all over my legs on bus
>Feels like 10000 suns went supernova on my leg
>MFW I say sorry
#9 - srskate ONLINE (01/25/2013) [-]
Busiest organization in the world.
User avatar #40 to #9 - EasyEnzie (01/26/2013) [-]
sorry
#61 to #9 - mrsoup (01/26/2013) [-]
ya y'know im startin' to feel a bit sorry there, even though im behind a computer

CAN I BUY YE SOME COFFEE AND DONUTS SOMETIME EH?

the picture is me there, cartoooon'd there bud
User avatar #13 to #9 - Nihatclodra (01/25/2013) [-]
Sorry...
User avatar #17 to #13 - cirquededc (01/26/2013) [-]
Sorry...
#18 to #17 - anon (01/26/2013) [-]
I'm sure they mean no harm, I was called in from sweden to help apologize. It pays pretty good as it is considered a respectable act, so on the behalf of all of Canady, We are sorry.
User avatar #20 to #18 - cirquededc (01/26/2013) [-]
I'm sorry us Canadians needed help, but it was Maple syrup season, so we needed the extra hands. We'll send you some to say Sorry.
User avatar #24 to #17 - SgtTonnerre (01/26/2013) [-]
Sorry...
#5 - shadowrated (01/25/2013) [-]
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Jumping to conclusions
User avatar #12 to #5 - kirbeee (01/25/2013) [-]
Phantom Tollbooth anyone?
#6 to #5 - soycanadiense (01/25/2013) [-]
hahah yes!
hahah yes!
#33 to #5 - Roflcoptter (01/26/2013) [-]
Maybe we should make a mat with that idea. We'd call it "A Jump to conclusions mat" Whats do you think?
#38 - dragonette (01/26/2013) [-]
We ride emus not kangaroos
We ride emus not kangaroos
User avatar #41 to #38 - deltoraquest (01/26/2013) [-]
you ride emus? why not get a cassowary model? they are fast like emus and have big scary **** everything talons but they have this awesome mountain thing on their heads which will nutritise your enemies, making it easier and more amazing to watch. also, sleek black ******* coat.
so in turn, go get a ******* cassowary and go **** **** up...I have got to stop advertising australian rides
User avatar #42 to #41 - dragonette (01/26/2013) [-]
cassowary's are too expensive
User avatar #43 to #42 - deltoraquest (01/26/2013) [-]
I guess, but if you have an emu already, you genetically upgrade it for $1500 or just 500 for the black paint job
User avatar #44 to #43 - dragonette (01/26/2013) [-]
Unfortunately that upgrade is illegal in my state.
User avatar #45 to #44 - deltoraquest (01/26/2013) [-]
well emus are fast ************* , im sure you can get out of the state within an hour or so, depending on where you are
User avatar #46 to #45 - dragonette (01/26/2013) [-]
I suppose
User avatar #47 to #46 - deltoraquest (01/26/2013) [-]
I recommend you should get the full upgrade, my cassowary hasnt failed to put a smile on my face and a head on the wall for...well ever since i got her
User avatar #49 to #47 - dragonette (01/26/2013) [-]
I guess i could afford it if i do some over time
User avatar #51 to #49 - deltoraquest (01/26/2013) [-]
done pressure yourself mate, you want to be in great condition to enjoy the cass experience
User avatar #16 - cadaverbox (01/26/2013) [-]
story time
>2011
>go down to Adelaide to see a buddy of mine
>arrive at airport
>in line at the car rental kiosk
>some big aussie comes up to me
>"OY. YOU STO' MAH SPO' IN LOYNE, MATE."
>thousands of kangaroos enter the building
>he jumps on the largest one
>"NOBADY STAYLS THE KING O' KANGAROO'S SPO' IN LOYNE."
>run through security
>fly back to US

Never again.
#77 to #16 - XboxJunky (01/26/2013) [-]
Brilliant.
Brilliant.
#23 to #16 - peptobismalk (01/26/2013) [-]
I 			*******		 lol'd.
I ******* lol'd.
#35 to #16 - jakesir (01/26/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#29 to #16 - iseeafaggot **User deleted account** (01/26/2013) [-]
That was the greatest thing I've ever read on this entire site!
That was the greatest thing I've ever read on this entire site!
#64 - CapnInterwebz (01/26/2013) [-]
******* Australia
User avatar #92 to #64 - owmowmow (01/26/2013) [-]
Pretty much my ******* day from 3 line down.
#101 to #64 - anon (01/26/2013) [-]
Thats pretty much a casual sunday for us :P
#7 - heyimmalk ONLINE (01/25/2013) [-]
#68 - falconxmard (01/26/2013) [-]
**falconxmard rolled a random image posted in comment #165 at Stareing pool **
mfw
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User avatar #85 to #68 - dubslao (01/26/2013) [-]
i have no idea why, but i am seriously thinking about masturbating to this...
User avatar #76 to #68 - itsmewaffle ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
!!PUG ORGY!!!
#81 to #76 - vatra (01/26/2013) [-]
Porgy you say?
#72 to #68 - iktpq (01/26/2013) [-]
**iktpq rolled a random image posted in comment #2644427 at FJ RPG **
#3 - jamesrustler (01/25/2013) [-]
I moved to Australia at the beginning of last year, and my now friends used to mess with an American kid who was at the school for a few weeks or so (I think he came over to play with our local rugby team). They used to tell him everyone rode kangaroos to school and he semi-believed it, but of course the next day he saw them walking to school.   
   
So, he goes up to my mates and says "You were messing with me, these guys are all walking to school" to which they responded "Nah, mate, they're in the repair shop."   
   
Best part? He bought it for another few days   
   
MFW
I moved to Australia at the beginning of last year, and my now friends used to mess with an American kid who was at the school for a few weeks or so (I think he came over to play with our local rugby team). They used to tell him everyone rode kangaroos to school and he semi-believed it, but of course the next day he saw them walking to school.

So, he goes up to my mates and says "You were messing with me, these guys are all walking to school" to which they responded "Nah, mate, they're in the repair shop."

Best part? He bought it for another few days

MFW
User avatar #4 to #3 - jamesrustler (01/25/2013) [-]
*you guys are all walking to school
User avatar #28 to #3 - thelegitmetalhead (01/26/2013) [-]
Dayum, ************ said jellyfish!
(Seriously hoping someone gets this reference)
#59 to #28 - Visual ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
SONIC FOR HIRE.



YUS I LUV U
User avatar #78 to #3 - XboxJunky (01/26/2013) [-]
I told my American friends people ride Kangaroos to school back in the days when people still used MSN, they bought it.
#15 to #3 - abcdxyz (01/25/2013) [-]
I don't know if your story is true, but I live in Texas and people from other states often wonder if I ride a horse to school
User avatar #107 to #15 - jamesrustler (01/27/2013) [-]
Oh it's true. Based on the fact that mine's true, I'd believe people would ask you that
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#22 - checkprofile (01/26/2013) [-]
**checkprofile rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at Far Cry 3Cassowary skin ** silly Canadians
#58 - secondlawprevails ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
Dear Canadians due to this content and the associated funny comments, I ******* love you guys right now.
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User avatar #62 to #58 - shayyman (01/26/2013) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #69 to #58 - darkangeloffire (01/26/2013) [-]
We're sorry
User avatar #97 to #69 - lamarisagoodname (01/26/2013) [-]
flawless
#84 - lamaswithhats (01/26/2013) [-]
Title made me think of this from Office Space!!!
#80 - creepyunclebob (01/26/2013) [-]
The Canadian Centre for Apologizing should have a show.
#82 to #80 - scarytown (01/26/2013) [-]
it would probably only be funny for the first three episodes. After that an entire cast of people just sitting around going "sorry" for half an hour or more would just be annoying.
User avatar #90 - timothybarnes (01/26/2013) [-]
I've heard it's really filthy and smelly and gross inside a kangaroo's pouch.
#39 - thebritishguy (01/26/2013) [-]
you posted it on funnyjunk, well bother, now everyone going to see it. sorry for my language I just got carried away a little, sorry.
#1 - Coolinbny (01/25/2013) [-]
Office Space rules, as does O'Doyle.
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