SCIENCE!. . beards Tar-'. ‘mu hatter. is science. that is FIT. s:: tem: LI; LEFFE' r. No, no no. Good, refined facial hair is attractive. Patchy 17 year old dryer lint is immensely off-putting. Some people will see that content and think 'I hav f
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SCIENCE!

beards Tar-'. ‘mu hatter.
is science.
that is FIT. s:: tem:
LI; LEFFE' r
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Submitted: 01/25/2013
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User avatar #21 - finishhimlarry (01/25/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Are eyebrows facial hair?
#5 - blacktothefuture (01/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
No, no no. Good, refined facial hair is attractive. Patchy 17 year old dryer lint is immensely off-putting.   
   
Some people will see that content and think 'I hav face hair y no gurls lyk me.'
No, no no. Good, refined facial hair is attractive. Patchy 17 year old dryer lint is immensely off-putting.

Some people will see that content and think 'I hav face hair y no gurls lyk me.'
#52 - ratytang ONLINE (01/25/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Yeah well my beard dosn't make me look so manly
#55 to #53 - ninjasquirle (01/25/2013) [-]
here is a visual approximation of you with just a mustache.
#106 - alphajunk (01/26/2013) [+] (6 replies)



"Well, Heidely-hello there,neighborino"
#15 - shadowrated (01/25/2013) [+] (5 replies)
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Hey look! Adolfin
User avatar #1 - CallMeCrisco (01/25/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Facial hair really does just make men more attractive...
User avatar #70 - lolollo (01/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Pic on the left has him smirking off to the side.
Pic in the middle has him eye ******* the camera.
Pic on the right has him looking awkwardly into the camera.
There is no control group.

This is not science.
User avatar #2 - bObmEh (01/25/2013) [-]
Groomed facial hair* It looks so stupid when people don't trim their beards so that the hair is the same length, it creeps me out.
#59 - imonaboatman (01/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Waiting for somebody to roll this.
#12 - Cleavland Steamer (01/25/2013) [-]
this guy gets all the bitches
User avatar #3 - IDontComputer (01/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Apparently a beard gives you a tan as well...
#119 - happygrowman (01/26/2013) [+] (4 replies)
can only grow a patch beard. im not a real man.
User avatar #186 - piiloo (01/26/2013) [+] (7 replies)
**piiloo rolls 22**
#46 - skysailor (01/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Shaved my goatee once. I felt naked, and not the good kind of naked...
Shaved my goatee once. I felt naked, and not the good kind of naked...
#109 - Womens Study Major (01/26/2013) [+] (8 replies)
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!
#73 - paperclipsrule (01/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#95 - darthblam ONLINE (01/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"Feels like I'm wearing nothing at all!"
#152 - pwnfrnzy (01/26/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Should I shave FJ?
User avatar #160 to #152 - randomserb (01/26/2013) [-]
You should buy a monocle.
#114 - nithorry (01/26/2013) [-]
MFW i've got a beard
#68 - destaice (01/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Beards make you hotter.



I'm all for facial hair but there's a difference between a beard and looking like you glue dead animals to your face.
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