Best Suicide. .. what if, after you super glue hands to face, you decide not to do it?? Best Suicide what if after you super glue hands to face decide not do it??
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#8 - fahquoo
Reply +173
(01/25/2013) [-]
what if, after you super glue hands to face, you decide not to do it??
#52 to #8 - mexicandudeinsd
Reply -15
(01/26/2013) [-]
#231 to #8 - nyawgga
Reply 0
(05/25/2013) [-]
Don't be a pussy, just ******* do it
#29 to #8 - Loopholes
Reply +29
(01/25/2013) [-]
Then you're in a very sticky situation.
#74 to #38 - elemenohpe
Reply +6
(01/26/2013) [-]
slightly misleading link...
slightly misleading link...
#156 to #74 - siridontcare
Reply 0
(01/26/2013) [-]
what is it?
#164 to #38 - jacobroan
Reply 0
(01/26/2013) [-]
But that wasn't a rimshot...
#11 to #8 - flaked
Reply +133
(01/25/2013) [-]
#47 - commentremoved
Reply +119
(01/25/2013) [-]
>Put confetti in mouth
>Throw party
>Make sure there are children
>Get everyone's attention
>Put gun in mouth and shoot self
>Confetti flies out the back of my head
>Children will be scarred and think their heads are filled with confetti
#195 to #47 - XboxJunky
Reply 0
(01/26/2013) [-]
I should NOT be laughing this hard.
I should NOT be laughing this hard.
#198 to #47 - commentremoved
Reply +1
(01/26/2013) [-]
>Go skydiving over airshow dressed in captain falcon suit
>Have no parachute
>Flying through air at 180mph target someone
>Put fist back and put in front of self
>Shout "FALCON PUNCH" as I hurtle through air and obliterate myself and whoever I hit
#128 to #47 - ellucador
Reply +2
(01/26/2013) [-]
The children, upon seeing the confetti: *pop* 'yaayy!!!' :D
The children, upon seeing the confetti: *pop* 'yaayy!!!' :D
#1 - reallifebutters
Reply +96
(01/25/2013) [-]
It would appear that way till they found the razor noose.
It would appear that way till they found the razor noose.
#2 to #1 - minionofdolan
Reply -1
(01/25/2013) [-]
**minionofdolan rolled a random image posted in comment #21 at Ponies and a box ** Stop ruining this for me...I enjoy this repost..
#172 to #1 - TittyCinnamon
Reply 0
(01/26/2013) [-]
aaaand the super glue on the hands and face.
#33 to #1 - turboderp
Reply +2
(01/25/2013) [-]
Train a monkey to clear the evidences, then flee the country. Mexico would be a nice choice.
#13 to #1 - SnacksJr
Reply +4
(01/25/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#5 to #1 - slaykingftw
Reply +10
(01/25/2013) [-]
thats why the actual copypasta states that you should jump off a building so that the people witnessing the suicide can't see the razor wire, and the police wouldn't find it until a bit later
#7 to #5 - reallifebutters
Reply 0
(01/25/2013) [-]
Yeah that would look way more bad ass.
#49 - broorb
Reply +74
(01/25/2013) [-]
It wouldn't sever the spinal cord, not unless you were falling on the wire at at least like 40mph or more.

So you'd be stuck there.

Writhing.

With your hands superglued to your head.

Like an absolute twat.

Until you died.
#61 to #49 - abaraxus
Reply +5
(01/26/2013) [-]
Somehow that comment with that picture has sent my sides into orbit.
#96 to #61 - mookiez
Reply +12
(01/26/2013) [-]
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#226 to #61 - broorb
Reply 0
(01/26/2013) [-]
Hah, glad you enjoyed it
#51 to #49 - thesovereigngrave
Reply +7
(01/26/2013) [-]
But if you really believed this, is that really undeserved?
#225 to #51 - broorb
Reply 0
(01/26/2013) [-]
Hahahahaha, that is a very good point, my friend
#20 - shadowrated
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(01/25/2013) [-]
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#30 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account**
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(01/25/2013) [-]
#50 - Tacos R Us
Reply +35
(01/26/2013) [-]
or alternatively   
>get can of gasoline   
>coat yourself in gasoline   
>go out into a public place full of people   
>scream out "FLAME ON"   
>light yourself on fire and run
or alternatively
>get can of gasoline
>coat yourself in gasoline
>go out into a public place full of people
>scream out "FLAME ON"
>light yourself on fire and run
#110 to #50 - restrict
Reply 0
(01/26/2013) [-]
what if we fill a moving truck with a tank of gasoline and drive while leaking a trail of gasoline, then light it on fire at the end and watch as the line of fire burns across all the cars on the road, causing mass chaos as people are swerving away to avoid the fire.

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#15 to #12 - vaginismus
Reply +22
(01/25/2013) [-]
Your account name is right, if you think some crya-whatever was the first to think of this. This content is ******* old.
#123 - WitchKingTroll
Reply +21
(01/26/2013) [-]
Then they'll just see the stool and razor wire and put two and two together.
Then they'll just see the stool and razor wire and put two and two together.
#134 to #123 - shazmothree
Reply +3
(01/26/2013) [-]
It's the effort that counts
#78 - sammyjankiis
Reply +21
(01/26/2013) [-]
Parents face when they find you.
Parents face when they find you.