Best Suicide. . So you' decided to end it all? h/ Breanne: How to become an hero like a champ. Step I Make a razor wire nee: -tel Step 2: Stick yew head in! Ste
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Best Suicide

So you' decided
to end
it all?
h/ Breanne:
How to become an hero
like a ******* champ.
Step I Make a razor wire nee: -tel
Step 2: Stick yew head in!
Step B: Cover your hands in super glue!
Note: It will take about 5
minutes for the glue ta set
It now appears that {mu have ripped
off yew elem ******* head.
Eii;
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#1 - reallifebutters ONLINE (01/25/2013) [-]
It would appear that way till they found the razor noose.
It would appear that way till they found the razor noose.
User avatar #172 to #1 - TittyCinnamon (01/26/2013) [-]
aaaand the super glue on the hands and face.
#2 to #1 - minionofdolan (01/25/2013) [-]
**minionofdolan rolled a random image posted in comment #21 at Ponies and a box ** Stop ruining this for me...I enjoy this repost..
User avatar #33 to #1 - turboderp (01/25/2013) [-]
Train a monkey to clear the evidences, then flee the country. Mexico would be a nice choice.
#13 to #1 - SnacksJr (01/25/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #5 to #1 - slaykingftw (01/25/2013) [-]
thats why the actual copypasta states that you should jump off a building so that the people witnessing the suicide can't see the razor wire, and the police wouldn't find it until a bit later
User avatar #7 to #5 - reallifebutters ONLINE (01/25/2013) [-]
Yeah that would look way more bad ass.
#49 - broorb (01/25/2013) [-]
It wouldn't sever the spinal cord, not unless you were falling on the wire at at least like 40mph or more.

So you'd be stuck there.

Writhing.

With your hands superglued to your head.

Like an absolute twat.

Until you died.
User avatar #61 to #49 - abaraxus (01/26/2013) [-]
Somehow that comment with that picture has sent my sides into orbit.
#226 to #61 - broorb (01/26/2013) [-]
Hah, glad you enjoyed it
User avatar #51 to #49 - thesovereigngrave (01/26/2013) [-]
But if you really believed this, is that really undeserved?
#225 to #51 - broorb (01/26/2013) [-]
Hahahahaha, that is a very good point, my friend
#47 - commentremoved (01/25/2013) [-]
>Put confetti in mouth
>Throw party
>Make sure there are children
>Get everyone's attention
>Put gun in mouth and shoot self
>Confetti flies out the back of my head
>Children will be scarred and think their heads are filled with confetti
#195 to #47 - XboxJunky (01/26/2013) [-]
I should NOT be laughing this hard.
I should NOT be laughing this hard.
#198 to #47 - commentremoved (01/26/2013) [-]
>Go skydiving over airshow dressed in captain falcon suit
>Have no parachute
>Flying through air at 180mph target someone
>Put fist back and put in front of self
>Shout "FALCON PUNCH" as I hurtle through air and obliterate myself and whoever I hit
#128 to #47 - ellucador (01/26/2013) [-]
The children, upon seeing the confetti: *pop* 'yaayy!!!' :D
The children, upon seeing the confetti: *pop* 'yaayy!!!' :D
#30 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (01/25/2013) [-]
#8 - fahquoo (01/25/2013) [-]
what if, after you super glue hands to face, you decide not to do it??
User avatar #231 to #8 - nyawgga (05/25/2013) [-]
Don't be a pussy, just ******* do it
User avatar #29 to #8 - Loopholes (01/25/2013) [-]
Then you're in a very sticky situation.
#74 to #38 - elemenohpe (01/26/2013) [-]
slightly misleading link...
slightly misleading link...
User avatar #156 to #74 - siridontcare (01/26/2013) [-]
what is it?
User avatar #164 to #38 - jacobroan ONLINE (01/26/2013) [-]
But that wasn't a rimshot...
#123 - WitchKingTroll (01/26/2013) [-]
Then they'll just see the stool and razor wire and put two and two together.
Then they'll just see the stool and razor wire and put two and two together.
User avatar #134 to #123 - shazmothree (01/26/2013) [-]
It's the effort that counts
#168 - toxicwastedump (01/26/2013) [-]
cop 1-"so how do you think he died?"
cop 2-"well theres a razor wire noose here so i guess he cut his head off with it"
cop 1-" oh yeah, well why does he have super glue attaching his hands to his head?" cop 2-" maybe he was just a ******* retar"
cop 1-"yeah what a faggot"
The end
#176 to #168 - happygrowman (01/26/2013) [-]
how do we get him in the coffin?
how do we get him in the coffin?
#201 to #176 - toxicwastedump (01/26/2013) [-]
cop 1-" we will just put lube all over him and shove him in a fat mans b-hole"
cop 2-" yeah he would have wanted it that way"
User avatar #165 - joyfullreaper (01/26/2013) [-]
HARD MODE:

Slam dunk your head
User avatar #175 to #165 - TarnRazor (01/26/2013) [-]
LEGENDARY MODE

DO A BARREL ROLL
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#171 to #165 - nigglymcniggerton **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #173 to #171 - joyfullreaper (01/26/2013) [-]
EXACTLY
EXCEPT:
FROM A BUILDING
INTO AN OCCUPIED BASKETBALL COURT
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#189 to #173 - nigglymcniggerton **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #207 to #189 - vatra (01/26/2013) [-]
I think I love you.
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#208 to #207 - nigglymcniggerton **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #210 to #208 - vatra (01/26/2013) [-]
Maybe a little homo, I enjoyed it that much.
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User avatar #212 to #211 - vatra (01/26/2013) [-]
I'm seriously tempted to make that picture my background, but that would be like advertising my sadistic since of humor to anyone that happened to see my laptop.
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User avatar #220 to #219 - vatra (01/26/2013) [-]
I just know at some point someone is going to get horribly offended by my new background, I can't wait.
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User avatar #191 to #189 - kobemamba (01/26/2013) [-]
They all got H's
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User avatar #178 to #173 - kobemamba (01/26/2013) [-]
An extreme game of HORSE.
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User avatar #26 - jesusnipplehairs (01/25/2013) [-]
but wouldn't they see the chair and the wire and think you were a faggot?
User avatar #43 to #26 - coolioplasm (01/25/2013) [-]
I'd think ther were cool regardless
#179 - boogerfart (01/26/2013) [-]
I just carry around a suicide note with me where ever I go just in case of the off chance that I die in some ridiculous way like getting struck by lightning or spontaneously combusting so people will think it was suicide and spend the rest of their lives wondering how the **** I managed to kill myself in such a manner.
#205 to #179 - vatra (01/26/2013) [-]
Your face when you accidentally get hit by a car and end up having to pay for the damage to their car, your own medical bills, and get institutionalized while the driver that hit you gets off scot-free.
#206 to #179 - dubslao (01/26/2013) [-]
Dude, I love you.
User avatar #185 to #179 - dubslao (01/26/2013) [-]
I am going to do this now.
Thank you.
#50 - Tacos R Us (01/26/2013) [-]
or alternatively   
>get can of gasoline   
>coat yourself in gasoline   
>go out into a public place full of people   
>scream out "FLAME ON"   
>light yourself on fire and run
or alternatively
>get can of gasoline
>coat yourself in gasoline
>go out into a public place full of people
>scream out "FLAME ON"
>light yourself on fire and run
User avatar #110 to #50 - restrict (01/26/2013) [-]
what if we fill a moving truck with a tank of gasoline and drive while leaking a trail of gasoline, then light it on fire at the end and watch as the line of fire burns across all the cars on the road, causing mass chaos as people are swerving away to avoid the fire.

#181 - funkyrednipples (01/26/2013) [-]
It would look suspicious to have a foot stool and a hanging razor wire noose next to your dead body.
It would look suspicious to have a foot stool and a hanging razor wire noose next to your dead body.
#196 to #181 - creepyunclebob (01/26/2013) [-]
So prove you're a real badass by hiding the evidence after you finish.
User avatar #197 to #196 - funkyrednipples (01/26/2013) [-]
I'm assuming that's you in the GIF?
#78 - sammyjankiis (01/26/2013) [-]
Parents face when they find you.
Parents face when they find you.
User avatar #192 - occamsrazor (01/26/2013) [-]
*an badass
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User avatar #88 to #71 - ProWig (01/26/2013) [-]
lol it wouldnt even cut though
User avatar #79 to #71 - papernazi (01/26/2013) [-]
why does the first comment of every post say exactly what I was thinking?
User avatar #80 to #71 - mookiez (01/26/2013) [-]
No. Everyone always has a random razor wire noose hanging on their ceiling.
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#44 - kibbleking ONLINE (01/25/2013) [-]
IK've seen this a total of seven times on this site alone.
IK've seen this a total of seven times on this site alone.
User avatar #17 - sjakk (01/25/2013) [-]
or you could, inject a needle into a arm vein with a tube at the end which is connected to an aquarium pump
User avatar #131 to #17 - asongulol (01/26/2013) [-]
You will get hyper-oxygenated.
#18 to #17 - xxDanvelxx (01/25/2013) [-]
Or you can Inject 20 marijuanas. My friend Injected seven and the marijuanas came to his house, raped his sister, slaughtered his mother and father, and adopted his dog.
User avatar #19 to #18 - sjakk (01/25/2013) [-]
i used to do marijuanas but i craved something stronger and started to do gummy vitamin bears, one day i ODed and i thank jesus christ everyday for saving me that day
User avatar #28 to #19 - thegirlyoudespise (01/25/2013) [-]
i hate to sounds like a badass, but i have been known to pop a couple advil
User avatar #37 to #28 - foxtrotalpha (01/25/2013) [-]
Why not pop a few aleve?
User avatar #41 to #37 - thegirlyoudespise (01/25/2013) [-]
not that bad ass
#48 - thebassmaster (01/25/2013) [-]
aside from the fact that there's still a razor wire noose and a chair right next to you
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