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Facetime l ( Contact .7“ .
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Jan 22, 2013 9: 42 PM
Wanna be my girlfrien?
Dont worry about the D
baby..
You' ll get that later..."
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#5 - reallifebutters
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Smooth as ****!
Smooth as ****!
#113 to #5 - anon id: 9825bcfc
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ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!
#136 to #113 - bobkiller
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#238 to #136 - hillbillypowpow
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What if this person makes these comments so that people can get thumbs with replies like this?
#15 - Cleavland Steamer
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User avatar #40 to #15 - Leonidus
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this is major lazor isnt it?
User avatar #43 to #40 - Cleavland Steamer
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What, the gif? I honestly don't know what you mean, but coincidentally I was just texting my friend about an upcoming Major Lazer concert haha
User avatar #44 to #43 - Leonidus
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lol yeah I think it might be him. He did this at a couple of his shows lol. That fool is crazy
#47 to #44 - Cleavland Steamer
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Actually this is Major Lazer, also known as Diplo
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User avatar #78 to #47 - Cleavland Steamer
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Wow, people are thumbing me down. That is Major Lazer, look it up dumbasses.
#134 to #47 - zaggystirdust
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wait...   
Major Lazer = diplo?   
I have gone through 17 years of my life without knowing this...
wait...
Major Lazer = diplo?
I have gone through 17 years of my life without knowing this...
User avatar #49 to #47 - Leonidus
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY999VxPNJc

whos this black guy. watch the video its pretty insane.
#161 to #49 - squadmissile
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Skerrit bwoy, he converted to baptism recently and deleted most of his $8000 record collection because the had swear words in them. He's a bit mental.
User avatar #51 to #49 - Cleavland Steamer
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Idk who the black guy is. I can tell you that I am 100% certain that Major Lazer/Diplo is a white guy named Thomas Wesley Pentz, though.
User avatar #53 to #51 - Leonidus
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oh. alright lol. whatever but your gif reminded me of this video
User avatar #98 to #15 - sammyjankiis
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I went to a black party and thats all they did. Weird as hell.
#99 to #98 - Cleavland Steamer
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User avatar #103 to #99 - sammyjankiis
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haha they definitely are funny!
#1 - caaaaarrrllll
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Such comical ideals..... so fantastic
#58 - shadowrated
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This image has expired
She wants to D
#100 to #58 - erbwie
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Shut up Carlos.



i still laughed too hard at this...
#73 to #58 - wifflewaffle
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His face after seeing that
#65 to #58 - skysailor
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His face when
His face when
#67 to #65 - skysailor
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Or... her face when
#6 - brainstormer
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#12 - bawler
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User avatar #56 to #12 - frostbuttirelia
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what is this meme called?
#181 to #56 - asongulol
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"Boy Pick-up". He's an Asian comedian who makes non-sense pick-up lines.
User avatar #61 to #56 - fonzo
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"pickup master" i believe..
User avatar #14 to #12 - asdfghjklasdfghjk
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this pic is absolutely perfect for this
User avatar #59 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe
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"Wanna be my girlfrien?"
"No"
User avatar #70 to #59 - thederpestest
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Ask a smarter girl that knows how to spell girlfriend correctly.
User avatar #83 to #70 - toosexyforyou
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A smarter girl probably could tell that someone means "girlfriend" when they type out "girlfrien"
User avatar #85 to #83 - thederpestest
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Exactly.
User avatar #88 to #85 - toosexyforyou
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... and therefore wouldn't mention the spelling error.
User avatar #93 to #88 - thederpestest
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No, the girl he asked said no because she wasn't smart enough to understand what "girlfrien" was, so if he asked a girl that understood he ment girlfriend she might would've said yes.
User avatar #114 to #93 - toosexyforyou
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Consider the following: She was smart enough to understand and straight up rejected him.
User avatar #167 to #114 - thederpestest
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Exactly.
#19 - midnightdove
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smooth as ****
User avatar #28 to #19 - turtleback
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You took the words out of my mouth.
#2 - yoursandwitch
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#4 - teranin
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