Your Very Own Starter. . WAIT! In Dangerous Out There Take the of These mag.. In what up world does Charmander not get picked AT ALL? Pokemon
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#6 - kolimm **User deleted account**
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(01/25/2013) [-]
for everyone who asked 'why no charmander'

THE FIRST ******* GYM IS BROCK, STONE BITCHES!!
YOU AIN'T GONNA WIN IF YOU USE CHARMANDER!!!
#24 to #6 - asderition
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Neither will Bulbasaur... On a related note, who the **** picks a pokemon due to the gym leaders? No. **** that ****. Charmander is cutest. Charmeleon is coolest. Charizard is most badass. Out of all the starters and their evolutions.
#36 to #24 - smellmyfaceforswag
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Neither will Bulbas- ... Shut the **** up...
#50 to #24 - Charmeleon
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(01/26/2013) [-]
You're not too bad yourself.
#51 to #50 - asderition
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(01/26/2013) [-]
ZING
#8 to #6 - anon
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(01/25/2013) [-]
metal claw
#11 to #6 - anon
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(01/25/2013) [-]
catch nidoran in grass. level in until it learns double-kick. problem solved.
#9 to #6 - ianbear
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(01/25/2013) [-]
Sure, but Bulbasaur wouldn't win against Grass, Fire, Poison, Psychic.
Squirtle wouldn't win against Water, Electric, Grass.
Charmander may not do well against Fire, but metal claw against your Level ~15 Onix, Pikachu for Water gym and then you're basically set. Sure, ground type gym but you'll have Charizard by then.

I like all 3 starters anyway, just felt Charmander needed some defence.

#37 to #6 - TehGirman
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(01/26/2013) [-]
I Just overleveled my Charmander a bit and won easily.
#21 to #6 - uberpokeman
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(01/26/2013) [-]
im just gonna feed that ***** rare candy til he gets diabetes
im just gonna feed that ***** rare candy til he gets diabetes
#23 to #6 - temporalguardian ONLINE
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(01/26/2013) [-]
lvl 16, evolve, steel claw, **** rock types in the ass with your metal dildo claws.
#25 to #23 - asderition
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(01/26/2013) [-]
I was gonna reply to anon's comment, but no one cares about anon. Original Pokemon there is no METAL* claw. Metal didn't come around till third generation. And anyone over the age of 20 knows that only the first and second gens are worth the time/money/love.

#26 to #25 - temporalguardian ONLINE
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(01/26/2013) [-]
what can i say, my first pokemon game was fire red when i was 8.
#27 to #26 - asderition
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(01/26/2013) [-]
under 20 ;)

It's no problem mate. I was young when I got my first pokemon game on the original gameboy. Not color. Big and bulky, black and white, with no back light. Good times.
#7 to #6 - ilolzville
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(01/25/2013) [-]
Well unlike you, I have the patience and determination to level up to charmeleon before the first gym. Because UNLIKE YOU, I wanna be the very best. ******.
#13 to #7 - Charmeleon
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(01/25/2013) [-]
Because I am the very best.
#19 to #7 - Denver
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(01/25/2013) [-]
*rock slide*
#12 - iowndemostest
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(01/25/2013) [-]
In what ****** up world does Charmander not get picked AT ALL?
In what ****** up world does Charmander not get picked AT ALL?
#15 to #12 - TheLizardKing
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(01/25/2013) [-]
In what ****** up world is Squirtle and Bulbasaur picked at all?
#16 to #15 - mattkingg **User deleted account**
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(01/25/2013) [-]
Bulbasaur is the best starter
#17 to #16 - camdonwin
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(01/25/2013) [-]
YEEUHHH tru fax
#49 to #17 - troofax
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(01/26/2013) [-]
you mean troofax
#28 to #16 - thatoneguywithskin
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(01/26/2013) [-]
I ran test, at lvl100 charmander (unevolved) has a higher atk stat than the other two, and higher speed. however, squirtle's def was the highest, and sp atk. Bulbasaur had the highest sp def but otherwise the lowest stats :p
#48 to #28 - mattkingg **User deleted account**
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(01/26/2013) [-]
I have never judged pokemon by their stats, never, i always judge them by mu personal preference of their appearance, because a true pokemon trainer doesn't just love a pokemon for it's power.
#40 to #12 - Onemanretardpack
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(01/26/2013) [-]
A world when the first gym is the rock pokemon gym
#1 - larzman
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(01/25/2013) [-]
Why has nobody taken charmander?
#3 to #1 - ohlookathing [OP]
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(01/25/2013) [-]
My thoughts exactly!

...about charmander, not the piss
#10 to #1 - xfrankie
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(01/25/2013) [-]
I was gonna name it piss-for-brains in honor of you, but that is just immature...
#30 - anon
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(01/26/2013) [-]
when i picked squrtle and gary picked bulbasaur its like the real game
#35 to #30 - Bova
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(01/26/2013) [-]
His name is Wiener...
His name is Wiener...
#20 - gggman
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(01/25/2013) [-]
WTF, charmander is the best one there >.<!
#29 - vanoreo
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Retards, Charmander is far superior
#4 - evilanakie
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(01/25/2013) [-]
seriously no char char love?
#38 - anon
Reply 0
(01/26/2013) [-]
Fire for the win.
Too bad G5 has no nice fire Pokemon. At least Fennekin might be good.
#41 to #38 - taintedangel
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Tepig, Pignite, Emboar, Heatmoor, Litwick, Lampent, Chandelure, Reshiram, Pansear, Simisear, Darumaka, Darmanitan, Larvesta, Volcarona, Victini.

Think before you speak.
#45 to #41 - anon
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Oh wow, you named every single fire Pokemon in G5 (and 2/3 are pre-evolutionary or effectively legendary status. I'm counting Larvesta as Legendary since you only get one).

"Too bad G5 has no <b>NICE</b> fire Pokemon."
Regrettably, FJ will never learn to read.
Also note, you named EVERY fire.
Legendaries don't count. Those aren't legitimate party pokemon.
As for the others, Emboar is another mediocre looking fire/fighting.
Chandlure is a light. (Though given its stats, that's pretty tempting)
Darmanitan is ok, but not great.
As I said, no NICE fire Pokemon (Also learn to distinguish an opinion).
#47 to #45 - taintedangel
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(01/26/2013) [-]
All pokemon are legitimate party members, though I just personally see Legendaries as a crutch but hold no animosity to those who use them.

You mostly comment on their looks, which leads me to believe you are a Genwunner, or to a similar effect.
#52 to #47 - anon
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(01/26/2013) [-]
So because I find a bag of garbage to be a repulsive Pokemon I must be a genwunner?
(Mr. Mime looks like a freak too.)

Or maybe I just pick my party based on a combination of appearance and stats... (without legendaries)
#54 to #52 - anon
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(01/27/2013) [-]
Pokemon have to strong AND look good. I don't want an ugly strong or nice looking but weak pokemon.
#42 to #38 - gongthehawkeye
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Emboar   
Darmanitan   
Chandelure   
Reshiram   
   
Son, did you even look?
Emboar
Darmanitan
Chandelure
Reshiram

Son, did you even look?
#53 to #42 - lefunnylejunk
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(01/26/2013) [-]
**** yeah Emboar.
**** yeah Emboar.
#43 to #42 - gongthehawkeye
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(01/26/2013) [-]
Also Volcarona
#44 to #43 - gongthehawkeye
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(01/26/2013) [-]
And Victini


Really, the list goes on.
#46 to #42 - anon
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(01/26/2013) [-]
The same goes for you. Oh great, you can name every single fire Pokemon in G5.
"G5 has no NICE fire Pokemon."
#39 - baconmansenior
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(01/26/2013) [-]
#18 - typhoontwentythree
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(01/25/2013) [-]
why not eevee T_T
why not eevee T_T
#33 to #18 - bossguycumsplash ONLINE
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(01/26/2013) [-]
because evie is wayy over powered for a starter :D
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