1st Amendment. This is a quote from one of my stand up comedy performances. You can listen to the entire bit, Chik Fil A, here. www.facebook.com/FreedComedy?sk= politics woodsboro constitution rights
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1st Amendment

1st Amendment. This is a quote from one of my stand up comedy performances. You can listen to the entire bit, Chik Fil A, here. www.facebook.com/FreedComedy?sk=

This is a quote from one of my stand up comedy performances. You can listen to the entire bit, Chik Fil A, here.
www.facebook.com/FreedComedy?sk=app_2405167945

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#2 - willysbilly (01/25/2013) [+] (7 replies)
This argument was very effective for when white people were beating the 			****		 out of Civil Rights protesters.
This argument was very effective for when white people were beating the **** out of Civil Rights protesters.
#54 - mrtredbear (01/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#17 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/25/2013) [+] (7 replies)
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#64 - envinite (01/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
mfw FJ is now full with WBC, gun control, gay rights and other American post that is only support on one side and not even funny.
mfw FJ is now full with WBC, gun control, gay rights and other American post that is only support on one side and not even funny.
#4 - aconfuseddonut (01/25/2013) [-]
I hate WBC just as much as the next rational person. But hey, at least they know the difference between "you're" and "your"
#33 - imabser (01/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I thought we were done with this fad or whatever you wanna call it.  WBC are assholes just like a lot of other people get over it.  Hitler did nothing wrong.
I thought we were done with this fad or whatever you wanna call it. WBC are assholes just like a lot of other people get over it. Hitler did nothing wrong.
User avatar #9 - mookiez (01/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'm christian and I hate the wbc.
User avatar #10 to #9 - hereforthefaps (01/25/2013) [-]
Congratulations, you're just like everybody except the wbc.
#87 - snakefire (01/25/2013) [-]
JESUS HATES FIGS
#79 - thebestofmurder (01/25/2013) [-]
"Social Repercussions"
#96 - butiloveu (01/25/2013) [-]
-Too many foreign words   
-Too bad English to understand   
-Can't compute anymore
-Too many foreign words
-Too bad English to understand
-Can't compute anymore
#24 - jamath (01/25/2013) [-]
MFW WBC
MFW WBC
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#98 - BEERCANN (01/25/2013) [+] (11 replies)
#51 - anonymous (01/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
i realize its a joke, but just for the record, our rights are there to protect the minorities from the majority, because often the minority is who is right. That is not to say i believe the WBC is in the right, just that our personal disagreement doesnt mean we should be destroying them. The entire concept is to be accpeting of all ideas, regardless of how much we hate them, not to simply destroy any belief society doesnt approve of with violence. If that is how we all feel there may as well not be the first amendment at all.
#53 to #51 - fishtacos (01/25/2013) [-]
All true except "often the minority is who is right". If the minority was right often, and everyone knew it, then they wouldn't be a minority. You can't tell which side is right, except for based on your own opinion, in which case you simply join the minority. To me, each side of any issues has some things wrong about it and some things right about it. While the balance is different, there is no absolutely right, nor is there and absolutely wrong. Only a Sith deals in absolutes. As apology for the rant, here's an unrelated picture.
#93 - phonerstonerboner (01/25/2013) [-]
Unless it's funny, keep politics and religion on their respective boards. After a long day of bickering with fools in person, last thing I wanna do is bicker with fools on the internet.

Also, the relevance of the attached picture has little value.
#30 - anonymous (01/25/2013) [+] (9 replies)
whatever nonbelievers doing good deeds, they are surely going to hell, because they have no faith. The first requirement to go the heaven is faith. You fail that, you aint allowed to be inside. It just like a ticket.
User avatar #37 to #30 - basilbrush (01/25/2013) [-]
Read this quote yesterday. It's a pretty smart way to see religion, and God. I'm still an athiest so whatever.

“Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.” - Marcus Aurelius
#128 - mexicanfood (01/25/2013) [-]
Then they can sue you for hate crimes, assault, impeding their freedom of speech, or all of the above and make you **** poor because of legal fee's.

#42 - superchingles (01/25/2013) [-]
I get my asshole checked with a prostate exam.
User avatar #59 - dapape (01/25/2013) [-]
I wouldn't open with it.
#80 - huehuehueone (01/25/2013) [-]
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