1st Amendment. This is a quote from one of my stand up comedy performances. You can listen to the entire bit, Chik Fil A, here. www.facebook.com/FreedComedy?sk= politics woodsboro constitution rights
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1st Amendment

1st Amendment. This is a quote from one of my stand up comedy performances. You can listen to the entire bit, Chik Fil A, here. www.facebook.com/FreedComedy?sk=

This is a quote from one of my stand up comedy performances. You can listen to the entire bit, Chik Fil A, here.
www.facebook.com/FreedComedy?sk=app_2405167945

The First Amendment
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User avatar #106 to #54 - Sexysammich ONLINE (01/25/2013) [-]
dorks made those computers that those signs and printed on. Checkmate Kevin.
#2 - willysbilly ONLINE (01/25/2013) [-]
This argument was very effective for when white people were beating the 			****		 out of Civil Rights protesters.
This argument was very effective for when white people were beating the **** out of Civil Rights protesters.
User avatar #82 to #2 - undeadwill (01/25/2013) [-]
There is a difference between equality and a group that is about to make us lose all of our freedom of speech because they want to be a cult.
#86 to #82 - anon (01/25/2013) [-]
At the end of the day who has a right to decide which group is what? For example your opinion might not be the same as mine.
User avatar #147 to #86 - undeadwill (01/26/2013) [-]
If we allow them to continue, we will lose our free speech they use to spread their hate. That's one.

I didn't say shut them up at their legal harassment protests. I'm saying when they get home make sure they know they know we are tired of their ****
#91 to #86 - uphill (01/25/2013) [-]
This.
User avatar #3 to #2 - freedcomedy (01/25/2013) [-]
That's a really good point. In the actual joke, it refers to a boycott, not violence. I didn't think of it that way when I made the image more dramatic.
User avatar #8 to #2 - iketchum (01/25/2013) [-]
This should have more thumbz than the content
#31 to #2 - vodnuth (01/25/2013) [-]
Holy **** I was wondering how the **** she was doing that, damn. ******* photoshop.
#4 - aconfuseddonut (01/25/2013) [-]
I hate WBC just as much as the next rational person. But hey, at least they know the difference between "you're" and "your"
#17 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/25/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#52 to #17 - anon (01/25/2013) [-]
i hate this image
last time i wanted to ask a question about it i got -50 thumbs. nope nope nope.
#103 to #52 - comicsguy (01/25/2013) [-]
Don't blame us, you're an anon, and according to the rules of the internet we're supposed to throw poop at you
#45 to #17 - chaosnazo (01/25/2013) [-]
Even KKK agree on that
Even KKK agree on that
User avatar #26 to #17 - Marker (01/25/2013) [-]
Christians, Jews, Muslims, Atheists, Agnostics, and anyone else with more than half a brain can agree on that.
User avatar #99 to #26 - admiralen ONLINE (01/25/2013) [-]
everyone except the amazing atheist
User avatar #116 to #99 - Marker (01/25/2013) [-]
He hates humanity as a whole, and they're no exception.
User avatar #117 to #116 - admiralen ONLINE (01/25/2013) [-]
havent you seen? theyre the only part of christianity he respects, since they are the only ones to follow the bible
#87 - snakefire (01/25/2013) [-]
JESUS HATES FIGS
#64 - envinite (01/25/2013) [-]
mfw FJ is now full with WBC, gun control, gay rights and other American post that is only support on one side and not even funny.
mfw FJ is now full with WBC, gun control, gay rights and other American post that is only support on one side and not even funny.
#97 to #64 - awfulwaffles (01/25/2013) [-]
Thumb because gif.
User avatar #122 to #64 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (01/25/2013) [-]
are you implying that anyone wants to be on WBC's side?
User avatar #94 to #64 - condormcninja (01/25/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure every side supports the policy of "WBC are assholes."
User avatar #77 to #64 - biggieboy (01/25/2013) [-]
tbh, i'm getting annoyed from both sides, no matter which side i'm on. I don't come to FJ to discuss politics.
#79 - thebestofmurder (01/25/2013) [-]
"Social Repercussions"
#96 - butiloveu (01/25/2013) [-]
-Too many foreign words   
-Too bad English to understand   
-Can't compute anymore
-Too many foreign words
-Too bad English to understand
-Can't compute anymore
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User avatar #149 to #132 - zergiel (02/01/2013) [-]
So that's probably how Sleipnir looks like.
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#33 - imabser (01/25/2013) [-]
I thought we were done with this fad or whatever you wanna call it.  WBC are assholes just like a lot of other people get over it.  Hitler did nothing wrong.
I thought we were done with this fad or whatever you wanna call it. WBC are assholes just like a lot of other people get over it. Hitler did nothing wrong.
User avatar #39 to #33 - pivotmasterdm (01/25/2013) [-]
But they don't stop and it pisses everyone off.
User avatar #44 to #33 - freedcomedy (01/25/2013) [-]
I wish they were just a passing fad. No matter how horrible they are, somehow they manage to keep outdoing themselves and they've been escalating for several years.
#51 - anon (01/25/2013) [-]
i realize its a joke, but just for the record, our rights are there to protect the minorities from the majority, because often the minority is who is right. That is not to say i believe the WBC is in the right, just that our personal disagreement doesnt mean we should be destroying them. The entire concept is to be accpeting of all ideas, regardless of how much we hate them, not to simply destroy any belief society doesnt approve of with violence. If that is how we all feel there may as well not be the first amendment at all.
#53 to #51 - fishtacos (01/25/2013) [-]
All true except "often the minority is who is right". If the minority was right often, and everyone knew it, then they wouldn't be a minority. You can't tell which side is right, except for based on your own opinion, in which case you simply join the minority. To me, each side of any issues has some things wrong about it and some things right about it. While the balance is different, there is no absolutely right, nor is there and absolutely wrong. Only a Sith deals in absolutes. As apology for the rant, here's an unrelated picture.
#93 - phonerstonerboner (01/25/2013) [-]
Unless it's funny, keep politics and religion on their respective boards. After a long day of bickering with fools in person, last thing I wanna do is bicker with fools on the internet.

Also, the relevance of the attached picture has little value.
#128 - mexicanfood (01/25/2013) [-]
Then they can sue you for hate crimes, assault, impeding their freedom of speech, or all of the above and make you **** poor because of legal fee's.

#42 - superchingles (01/25/2013) [-]
I get my asshole checked with a prostate exam.
#107 to #105 - desacabose ONLINE (01/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #59 - dapape (01/25/2013) [-]
I wouldn't open with it.
#24 - jamath (01/25/2013) [-]
MFW WBC
MFW WBC
#118 - ohitshim (01/25/2013) [-]
guys, guys, god does not hate fags, god hates faggots, such as the westboro baptist church.
User avatar #113 - Fgner (01/25/2013) [-]
The main problem I have with WBC is that they are considered a Church. They are a hate group that is undoubtedly evil to the core, yet they make untaxable money for doing these things. I don't mind if they practice their first amendment rights and are assholes about it, but this is a hate group, not a religion, and they should be paying taxes like the rest of the assholes on the planet.
User avatar #127 to #113 - philliyoMLB (01/25/2013) [-]
They are a church, sorry but they technically are, if we call them a hate group then we can also call many other religious churches hate groups. They're dicks, but that's the reason why they aren't classified as a hate group and what the guy below me said.
User avatar #121 to #113 - Ruspanic ONLINE (01/25/2013) [-]
I think the WBC is a church because its views are religiously-based (though it can also be a hate group, they're not mutually exclusive). However, I think churches and other religious institutions should have to prove they are charitable organizations before they are granted tax exempt status. That is, they should have to demonstrate that they do secular good and don't seek profit.
#80 - huehuehueone (01/25/2013) [-]
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