Wear shirt that says "Life." Hand out lemons on street corner.
Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.
Go into a crowded elevator and say, "I bet you' re all wondering why I gathered
you heres" with a straight face.
Maire vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.
Become a teacher. Maine a test when every answer is "C," Enjoy the show.
Wait until someone is about to sneeze. Right before they dcr, acridly scream
Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell "It wracked!"
and run out cheering.
Buy a horse, name it ": Takes the Lead," enter it in horse races.
Invite someone into your office, turn around in office chair and say, "I' been
Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.
Become a doctor. Change last name to Anna.
Buy a parrot, Teach the parrot to say, "Help! I' been turned into a parrot."
Follow jogger: around in a car blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement.
Stacy' s mom.