Everyone Has This Friend. . There are three types of people Iwill legitimately judge es) People who are rude to waiters b) people who park in handicapped spots
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Everyone Has This Friend

There are three types of people Iwill legitimately judge
es) People who are rude to waiters
b) people who park in handicapped spots
c) People who casually drop the no word.
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This cunt waiter tried to stop me from parking
handicap. I was in a hurry though
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User avatar #9 - srapture (01/24/2013) [-]
I will judge anyone who uses the term "the _ word" as a faggot. Unless you're discussing the word ****** with a black guy.
User avatar #21 to #9 - mcatheistnuggets (01/24/2013) [-]
I say it to them, they don't get to offended, as long as you know them pretty well.
User avatar #68 to #9 - spacefield (01/25/2013) [-]
It's ok if people say "the cunt word"?
#83 to #9 - papairish (01/25/2013) [-]
I just say "the ***** word" to avoid any confusion
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#17 to #9 - swiftykidd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #72 to #17 - destismad (01/25/2013) [-]
The word itself doesn't carry any tone, it's just a word. A person speaking it has to give it tone, saying the word doesn't mean anything about the person who says it. Only if the person is a racist and uses it as such, should it be taken seriously.
#15 - Cleavland Steamer (01/24/2013) [-]
There are two types of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data...
There are two types of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data...
#19 to #15 - mcatheistnuggets (01/24/2013) [-]
.....and the dead.   
   
GIF unrelated.
.....and the dead.

GIF unrelated.
User avatar #174 to #15 - leebo (01/25/2013) [-]
March of the Wooden Soldiers FTW!
#24 to #15 - himym (01/24/2013) [-]
******** WHERE IS THAT GIF FROM
#35 to #15 - ssurtrebor **User deleted account** (01/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #4 - mrsorola (01/24/2013) [-]
The c word is near essential in all Scottish communication.
User avatar #154 to #4 - MrLlama ONLINE (01/25/2013) [-]
It basically takes the place of a comma in Australian speech, at least in brisbane.
User avatar #5 to #4 - Theyneverknow (01/24/2013) [-]
Thanks for beating me to it cunt
But yea, it's as casual as **** is around here
User avatar #177 to #2 - cluffer (01/25/2013) [-]
The more you look at it, the funnier it gets.
#23 - Cleavland Steamer (01/24/2013) [-]
There are
User avatar #58 to #23 - gameshredder (01/24/2013) [-]
a-Hue
User avatar #52 to #23 - misticalz ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
Heh.
User avatar #82 to #23 - baine (01/25/2013) [-]
The other version is those who understand it and those who get laid. Sadly I laughed
User avatar #55 to #23 - kingarturi (01/24/2013) [-]
huehue
User avatar #149 - kyrozor (01/25/2013) [-]
Being from Scotland, cunt gets thrown around like it's absolutely nothing.

the word does, too.
User avatar #26 - hawaiianhappysauce (01/24/2013) [-]
What's worse than people who park in handicap spots are fat people who take the handicap karts when they shop. Or worse when fat people in a scooter take the handicap line at an amusement part. Since when was being fat a disability?
User avatar #32 to #26 - lolzordz (01/24/2013) [-]
they technically are dis-abled, but they put it on themselves so yeah theres not much worse than them having priority over others on account of their fat asses
#36 to #32 - Spikeydeath (01/24/2013) [-]
i got in trouble at work for making a fat ass move out of a handi capped spot
User avatar #38 to #36 - lolzordz (01/24/2013) [-]
******* fat asses...
#39 to #38 - Spikeydeath (01/24/2013) [-]
he was going to allow a ******* elderly person to park far away just so he could get his ******* tacos sooner
fatass's make me sick
User avatar #43 to #39 - lolzordz (01/24/2013) [-]
its true. they may be nice people but to me they will always be a symbol of no self-control
#45 to #43 - Spikeydeath (01/24/2013) [-]
when i feel like i am getting too fat i go and run for hours
User avatar #47 to #45 - lolzordz (01/24/2013) [-]
haha exactly.. never gonna let myself get fat man **** that weak ****
#48 to #47 - Spikeydeath (01/24/2013) [-]
granted i eat a lot but i don't get fat because thats unacceptable
User avatar #172 - grohl (01/25/2013) [-]
there are only two things in this world i can't stand:
Those who are intolerant of other people's culture...
and the Dutch


<insert picture of Nigel Powers here
User avatar #175 to #172 - themastertroller (01/25/2013) [-]
i can't sta--SMASHING
User avatar #184 to #172 - madjackwack (01/25/2013) [-]
then you hate 90% of the world. almost everyone has hate for religious people despite not knowing **** about them.
User avatar #194 to #172 - katypower (01/25/2013) [-]
I'm not racist....
I hate everyone equally.
#153 - snaresinger (01/25/2013) [-]
a) I'll be rude to a waiter if they're being an asshole. Don't act like waiters are some kind of holy person or baby Jesus or some 			****		. Don't be a needless dick, but don't put up with a dickhead or a 			******		 waiter.   
b) Alright, yeah, You got that one.   
c) Seriously? Why? Is there something innately horrible about it? I say &quot;can't&quot; all the time, and it's very close. Is that offensive? Why or why not? Let me ask you this-- is it any more offensive than any other swear word? No? Then shut the 			****		 up. I do what I want, cunt.   
   
But besides all that, what makes you think you can judge an entire person based on one 			******		 action? Everyone does bad 			****		 once in a while. We're only human. 			****		 off. I, personally, judge people who don't start lists with colons. That's right, I'm judging you, asshole. Not so nice to have strangers nitpick at your behavior, huh?   
   
But good content OP, it rustled me in a good way.
a) I'll be rude to a waiter if they're being an asshole. Don't act like waiters are some kind of holy person or baby Jesus or some **** . Don't be a needless dick, but don't put up with a dickhead or a ****** waiter.
b) Alright, yeah, You got that one.
c) Seriously? Why? Is there something innately horrible about it? I say "can't" all the time, and it's very close. Is that offensive? Why or why not? Let me ask you this-- is it any more offensive than any other swear word? No? Then shut the **** up. I do what I want, cunt.

But besides all that, what makes you think you can judge an entire person based on one ****** action? Everyone does bad **** once in a while. We're only human. **** off. I, personally, judge people who don't start lists with colons. That's right, I'm judging you, asshole. Not so nice to have strangers nitpick at your behavior, huh?

But good content OP, it rustled me in a good way.
User avatar #167 to #153 - DropDeadShred (01/25/2013) [-]
Good logic and a Tim Minchin gif. Here, have a thumb.
User avatar #173 to #167 - snaresinger (01/25/2013) [-]
I actually didn't know where the .gif was from, so thanks to both of you for letting me know. Have some thumbs.
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#181 to #153 - rayjaythefucker **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#163 to #153 - arrogant (01/25/2013) [-]
&gt;mfw Tim Minchin reference
>mfw Tim Minchin reference
User avatar #165 to #163 - snaresinger (01/25/2013) [-]
What reference? I kinda just wrote all that in a frenzy. Unless you're talking about the .gif, in which case I just found that on this site a while ago.
User avatar #168 to #165 - arrogant (01/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, the gif is from the animated version of his beat poem 'Storm', about a conversation he once had with a hippy
User avatar #205 to #168 - critality (01/25/2013) [-]
Just googled it, and oh my science, I just came logic.
#141 - lazaman (01/25/2013) [-]
I'll use what ever words I want, cunt. Shut yo mouth.

The other two I can understand though.
User avatar #90 - jprkns (01/25/2013) [-]
There are three things in this world I cannot stand:
1. Homophobia
2. Racism
3. That ************* down the street
User avatar #27 - demandsgayversion (01/24/2013) [-]
Oh ******** , cunt is the best word of all time. I use it at any opportunity.
User avatar #29 to #27 - kanatana ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
It's even better when a small child with an accent and speech impediment tries to say "can't".

"Mummy, I cunt find brother..."
#37 to #27 - peggscott (01/24/2013) [-]
Ballbag... Its a fun word to throw about...
#57 - anon (01/24/2013) [-]
What annoys me is when people see something leave a handicapped parking space and handicapped parker looks fine, so people assume that he/she is lazy and an asshole.
Just because they look fine doesn't mean they aren't. My dad has arthritis, lung problems, and a large list of **** that prevents him from walking with ease. He can barely walk around the house without feeling excruciating pain. Sure, he can play it off and appear to be fine to avoid embarrassment in public, but really he has to experience pain in every joint along with an extremely weak lung capacity.
It's embarrassing how ignorant people can be and get mad at my father.
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#111 - hocolol **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #113 to #111 - arstya (01/25/2013) [-]
...anal?
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#115 to #113 - hocolol **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #116 to #115 - arstya (01/25/2013) [-]
Oh nothing. Thought I recognized that picture.
User avatar #196 to #116 - notstill (01/25/2013) [-]
You recognized it correctly, that's Emi the amazing anal extraordinaire, hocolol probably just doesn't know where it's from.
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#206 to #196 - hocolol **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #209 to #206 - notstill (01/25/2013) [-]
Think what you want about the game, I wish I hadn't played it. It was amazing though.
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#207 to #206 - hocolol **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#161 to #111 - anon (01/25/2013) [-]
I've put dick in soup before.

Not bad.
#120 to #111 - verby (01/25/2013) [-]
Why don't you go **** yourself with a tortoise **********
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#124 to #120 - hocolol **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #148 to #124 - tocoolforyouinajar (01/25/2013) [-]
Well why don't you go suck a **** ?
#127 to #124 - verby (01/25/2013) [-]
I like dick ******** **** . Dicksoup made me lulz tho
User avatar #176 - DropDeadShred (01/25/2013) [-]
I get all of them but the cunt one, here in Australia we have embraced cunt, not only is it a comical word that can replace just about every noun, adjective and sometimes verbs, but it is a great word to let off some steam with.
User avatar #96 - thefasrdog (01/25/2013) [-]
There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.
User avatar #54 - basilbrush (01/24/2013) [-]
Cunt is my favourite word. Being English it's a common word. Waiters are normally nice, but some waiters are complete cunts and need to be told. I don't park in disabled spots, but disabled people don't even need to park in disabled spots, **** them!
#183 - dishie (01/25/2013) [-]
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 What my friend tells me..
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#112 - arstya (01/25/2013) [-]
cunt=/=pussy Can someone explain this ******** o me?
#200 to #112 - dafuqman (01/25/2013) [-]
Here, I made this one
Here, I made this one
User avatar #202 to #200 - arstya (01/25/2013) [-]
Thank you! :D
User avatar #170 to #112 - capslockrage ONLINE (01/25/2013) [-]
Cunt DOES mean pussy.
it's like the same thing as calling a dude a prick.
Although cunt is more offensive.

In reality, unless something is a racial term, no curse words should really be offensive.
#117 to #112 - anon (01/25/2013) [-]
Cunt is, for some reason, far more offensive in America
#119 to #117 - arstya (01/25/2013) [-]
BUT WHY?!
User avatar #136 to #112 - klaatu (01/25/2013) [-]
In England we say cunt all the time.

Who gives a **** ? We made these words up at the end of the day, everything we say is legitimately jibberish that we comprehend to have intrinsic meaning.
User avatar #137 to #136 - arstya (01/25/2013) [-]
But what I want to know is why we Americans think it's so offensive. IT MAKES NO SENSE! >.<
User avatar #138 to #137 - DrSalvador (01/25/2013) [-]
It's a very offensive and down-talking word to women. Also it annoys me how brits say it so much. But that's just me.
User avatar #139 to #138 - arstya (01/25/2013) [-]
There are many other insults towards women. Why is that one so bad?
User avatar #143 to #139 - DrSalvador (01/25/2013) [-]
Idk, it's the worst over here. And it really makes me mad when people use it. I understand the context is different for England folk, so I'll lay off hating that, but if someone here uses it, with the intention that it's percieved with over here, it really, really rustle my jimmies. idk, i try to be very respectful to women, though quite a few are ignorant bitches.
#94 - blasthurrdurr (01/25/2013) [-]
not the C-word
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