I'm not bitter. This is a quote from one of my stand up comedy performances. You can listen to the entire bit here. www.facebook.com/FreedComedy?sk=app_24051679 Marriage divorce sex
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I'm not bitter

I'm not bitter. This is a quote from one of my stand up comedy performances. You can listen to the entire bit here. www.facebook.com/FreedComedy?sk=app_24051679

This is a quote from one of my stand up comedy performances. You can listen to the entire bit here.
www.facebook.com/FreedComedy?sk=app_2405167945

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#12 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
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#4 - happygrowman (01/24/2013) [-]
some women are demons   
   
men can be fragile too
some women are demons

men can be fragile too
User avatar #26 to #4 - admiralen (01/24/2013) [-]
some?
#29 to #4 - ghustla (01/24/2013) [-]
WHY YOU MAKE THE BABY CRY?
WHY YOU MAKE THE BABY CRY?
#114 to #1 - tallperson (01/25/2013) [-]
Why does this have so many thumbs?
User avatar #9 - asdfghjklasdfghjk (01/24/2013) [-]
You know people always say guys are always playing video games and whatnot when in relationships? Well, my ex-gf was the one that would never put her laptop or phone down to talk. Then broke up with me because we "drifted apart". Safe to say after 6 years I'm kinda pissed.
User avatar #72 to #9 - miscarriage (01/24/2013) [-]
Seems like you would get mentioned in comments a lot.
User avatar #113 to #72 - asdfghjklasdfghjk (01/25/2013) [-]
actually i got mentioned randomly one time because someone managed to type my username by accident.
User avatar #115 to #113 - miscarriage (01/25/2013) [-]
Wow. lol
#11 to #9 - anon (01/24/2013) [-]
Relating to this so well its sad.
A thumb for you my good sir.
#66 to #9 - amusingtoaster (01/24/2013) [-]
-Ask girlfriend to hang out constantly   
-She almost always says shes busy   
-Breaks up with you later because "you never spend time together"   
-MFW
-Ask girlfriend to hang out constantly
-She almost always says shes busy
-Breaks up with you later because "you never spend time together"
-MFW
#60 - tacblack (01/24/2013) [-]
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#73 - thebaker (01/24/2013) [-]
And I see this two days after the girl of my dreams breaks up with me.
#105 to #73 - fuckingtrolltastic (01/25/2013) [-]
mine broke up with me last thursday, i know that feel:( and we did have sex everyday actually 2-4 times.
#77 to #73 - stadlerman (01/24/2013) [-]
here's a bridge. get over it.
#79 to #77 - thebaker (01/24/2013) [-]
Just kidding. Thanks.
Just kidding. Thanks.
User avatar #87 to #73 - bluejupiter (01/24/2013) [-]
Wanna know what would make you feel better? She lost you. I don't know you, but you're probably a pretty decent guy and would have done anything for her. She lost that, and will probably think back years from now "Why did I ever break up with thebaker?" Best of luck man.
User avatar #95 to #87 - thebaker (01/24/2013) [-]
Actually (I don't know if I believe it), she said that she can't be with a man because of something that hapenned way before we started dating. She has had a girlfriend before, and she feels safer with a woman. I don't now if it is true, but I think it is. She said there's nothing wrong with me or anything, it's just that she can't stand a man touching her. But I still can't be happy about losing the girl of my dreams.
User avatar #97 to #95 - bluejupiter (01/24/2013) [-]
There will be more man, plenty of fish in the sea and all tat. I wish you happiness and luck.
User avatar #99 to #97 - thebaker (01/24/2013) [-]
Thanks. It's good to have support like this.
#107 to #73 - shugudugs (01/25/2013) [-]
You'll hurt as much as your brain can make you, probably even more.   
What doesn't kill you either makes you stronger, or make you wish it did.   
And only time can heal you bro, nothing else, not even a blowjob from a chick a special set of skills, nor anal, nor weed, nor new hobbies.   
I love you :3
You'll hurt as much as your brain can make you, probably even more.
What doesn't kill you either makes you stronger, or make you wish it did.
And only time can heal you bro, nothing else, not even a blowjob from a chick a special set of skills, nor anal, nor weed, nor new hobbies.
I love you :3
User avatar #109 to #107 - thebaker (01/25/2013) [-]
I loved that message. Thank you.
#111 to #109 - shugudugs (01/25/2013) [-]
Dude. <3   
I don't know how many b'awww threads have made me weep like a baby without breastfeeding, but I know that you'll eventually get through it, and you know what, it's gonna be a tragically sorrowful and beautiful journey   
Me? I think I'm still coping through it, 4 years doesn't just go away, but I have a girlfriend now, whom I am ridiculously crazy about for more than a year, but she still somehow invades my thoughts every once in a while, but the feelings are gone.   
Maybe someday, you too will get through this, and hopefully you'll come along another fellow anon or stranger, and you'd give him/her advice like I've done for you.
Dude. <3
I don't know how many b'awww threads have made me weep like a baby without breastfeeding, but I know that you'll eventually get through it, and you know what, it's gonna be a tragically sorrowful and beautiful journey
Me? I think I'm still coping through it, 4 years doesn't just go away, but I have a girlfriend now, whom I am ridiculously crazy about for more than a year, but she still somehow invades my thoughts every once in a while, but the feelings are gone.
Maybe someday, you too will get through this, and hopefully you'll come along another fellow anon or stranger, and you'd give him/her advice like I've done for you.
#96 - josieabby (01/24/2013) [-]
MFW this happened to me.
MFW this happened to me.
#51 - puredeliciousness (01/24/2013) [-]
Here's the template for anyone who wants it.
User avatar #54 - mrfourtysevenman (01/24/2013) [-]
glad to see real comedians on here.
not just faggots reposting **** they thought nobody else has ever seen
#59 - critique (01/24/2013) [-]
I don't know whether to laugh or feels...

either way, nice OC.
#8 - hirollin (01/24/2013) [-]
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#92 - sweatycups (01/24/2013) [-]
**sweatycups rolled a random image posted in comment #192276 at Pokemon ** <--- The reason why most marriages fail.
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