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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - tallperson
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#114 to #1 - tallperson
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Why does this have so many thumbs?
#4 - happygrowman
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some women are demons   
   
men can be fragile too
some women are demons

men can be fragile too
User avatar #26 to #4 - admiralen
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some?
#29 to #4 - ghustla
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WHY YOU MAKE THE BABY CRY?
WHY YOU MAKE THE BABY CRY?
#42 to #29 - happygrowman
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#33 - alekksandar
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#98 to #33 - spiritofvengeance
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#44 to #33 - nexonman
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#70 to #33 - thebigcountry
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#12 - felixjarl
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#43 - pianoasis
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#65 to #43 - ellucador
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shure
#49 - puredeliciousness
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User avatar #9 - asdfghjklasdfghjk
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You know people always say guys are always playing video games and whatnot when in relationships? Well, my ex-gf was the one that would never put her laptop or phone down to talk. Then broke up with me because we "drifted apart". Safe to say after 6 years I'm kinda pissed.
#11 to #9 - anon id: 7a5a712e
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Relating to this so well its sad.
A thumb for you my good sir.
User avatar #72 to #9 - miscarriage
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Seems like you would get mentioned in comments a lot.
User avatar #113 to #72 - asdfghjklasdfghjk
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actually i got mentioned randomly one time because someone managed to type my username by accident.
User avatar #115 to #113 - miscarriage
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Wow. lol
#66 to #9 - amusingtoaster
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-Ask girlfriend to hang out constantly   
-She almost always says shes busy   
-Breaks up with you later because "you never spend time together"   
-MFW
-Ask girlfriend to hang out constantly
-She almost always says shes busy
-Breaks up with you later because "you never spend time together"
-MFW
#45 - kyouko
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User avatar #56 to #45 - chuckstein
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Thats uhh...
Thats nice.
User avatar #50 to #45 - fuckingkeelin
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dude whats wrong with you...
#53 to #50 - phonerstonerboner
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If you have to ask that, you haven't been on the internet long enough. Get off before it's too late.   
   
Or stay on. I'm not a cop.
If you have to ask that, you haven't been on the internet long enough. Get off before it's too late.

Or stay on. I'm not a cop.
#75 to #53 - snackman
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User avatar #57 to #50 - mrfourtysevenman
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she seems to be happy.
i see a picture full of happy people.
#61 to #45 - mexikaner
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#58 to #45 - themrsnowman
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i click it every time knowing full well what it is   
   
   
what the hell is wrong with me
i click it every time knowing full well what it is


what the hell is wrong with me
User avatar #78 to #58 - cannibislover
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What's so bad about it? Is that like a little kid or something?
User avatar #104 to #78 - fuckingkeelin
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yes
User avatar #116 to #104 - cannibislover
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Does funnyjunk come with a "not a pussy" section? (a.k.a. no 13 year olds)
User avatar #117 to #116 - fuckingkeelin
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what the hell is that supposed to mean?
User avatar #119 to #117 - cannibislover
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I wasn't specifically referring to you, more so rhetorically asking you in reference to the other FJers.
User avatar #118 to #117 - cannibislover
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I mean yeah, pedophilia is wrong, blah blah but it's not emotionally scarring to see an anime pic about it.
User avatar #120 to #118 - fuckingkeelin
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yeah maybe not but the people looking at them or producing them and getting enjoyment from them obviously have an attraction towards children, whether they are cartoons or not, and those people are the ones that emotionally scar people by acting on these feelings.. so yeah its ****** up!
#60 - tacblack
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