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Chandelier
rouse broken into your
neighbors house. nobody first their laptop/ computer
is home. and you' been
given one important task. T',. Anonymous () 03/ ( Mon)' 12: 52:
**** in the funniest ' Shim” baby
possible place.
On the dog, a little ****** Jack Russell thing
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A solid **** goes only solar. This sort of act requires the handiwork of an artist, not a
j: First on my that would be completely some tonne month beforehand - things that would hurt
Isla' me physically, perhaps make me sick. puree. My aim would to contract o
on or some sort d intestinal bacteria- I am hereto change lives, and thus I must change my
thim.
I have a strong rectum, so I will hold my diarrhea in as I go silent house, gently twatting my ass with
the paintbrush and leaving a year, my light swab of feces in meme most inconspicuous of spots Beneath dresser
drawers- The inside rim of lamps- Inside the battery on remotes- The underside of CD drives.
A little bit on every corner of was window sill. I wit leave my stink in the places we most often menses Behind the
handle ofthe fridge. The hinges of every bedroom door. The plastic back parts of every tooth brush head. Under
every lid of every jar. And only until my withered, diseased are asshole has squeezed its last fecal drops through its
chatted and puckered darkness will I leave.
The house will be coyotes in a nearly unseen and well smelled specter of myself. twill lease my poop not as a
monster, but a ghost.
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Submitted: 01/23/2013
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User avatar #4 - theangryrussian (01/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
diarrhea in a nearly watertight bak and tie it to the ceiling fan.
User avatar #2 - Mustafa (01/23/2013) [-]
Oldie but goldie
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