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dewey on god

en they' re not in school?
and wiser than us, ,
rig to seem: at he' s thinking
would be like an: 'r ' J
Like me with backyard.“ spent days
watching ; trying to tig' which
ones are good, are ,' but they all
Just looked smiting all of them. .
I was the hose and
with lighter's d, the , and to be
issat, " went a , with
the those ants could hgi, praying
to me , dayand Iwouldn' t have heard them.
THEE! ls, nothing: they about it. l
And really it' stlil" as. ame, with us, there'
we can do about anything either, "mei,
so ' y worry about it?
I guess all we can‘ do; Is
kindness and ? possible... aha
on God standing 6' tha!
Pty?
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#44 - hampunkasvattaja ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
+1
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#109 to #107 - hampunkasvattaja ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
That is irrelevant.
#55 to #50 - samoaspider (01/24/2013) [-]
i like your username
i like your username
User avatar #35 - fuckthepolice (01/24/2013) [-]
“Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.”
-Marcus Aurelius
#77 to #35 - snoe (01/24/2013) [-]
this.

i ******* love this.

no words could make this quote any more perfect
#88 to #35 - zerepkcin (01/24/2013) [-]
Take all my thumbs!!!!
User avatar #12 - lordlolland (01/24/2013) [-]
Religion should be treated like a penis: Don't rub it in people's faces.
Atheism should be treated like a vagina: Just because you don't have a dick to rub in people's faces does not give you the right to rub in their faces what you have instead.
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#71 to #12 - Kellanved (01/24/2013) [-]
This analogy reminds me of that team america speech.
User avatar #82 to #12 - YllekNayr ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
I love this.
User avatar #36 to #12 - ThatGuyWhoTalks (01/24/2013) [-]
Or religion should be treated like a penis: Don't rub it in people's faces and don't shove it down our kid's throats.
User avatar #79 to #36 - chezburgadominator (01/24/2013) [-]
You see what he just said about Atheism? That's exactly what he ******* meant.
User avatar #112 to #79 - ThatGuyWhoTalks (01/25/2013) [-]
The **** are you talking about?
#27 to #12 - Katzie (01/24/2013) [-]
That has to be the most glorious analogy of all mankind, and I'm sure it can be expanded in amazing ways.
User avatar #87 to #12 - drulludanni (01/24/2013) [-]
the only flaw is that im pretty sure those who have a penis want a vagina rubbed to their face and the other way around
#34 to #12 - Rascal (01/24/2013) [-]
Pretty sure no one would mind that. Just sayin'
User avatar #52 to #34 - SnugglyWuggly (01/24/2013) [-]
I would because I'm gay.
#84 - elpinguinloco ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
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#2 - lusir (01/23/2013) [-]
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#54 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
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#75 - Rascal (01/24/2013) [-]
Religious logic floored by a child - standard...
#11 - Rascal (01/24/2013) [-]
nobody's beliefs qualify them to be rude.

unlimited freedom, as long as it does not intrude the freedom of others.

and, as always, I love boobs.
User avatar #83 - lyestcer (01/24/2013) [-]
Good and evil are subjective.

If there is a god, who is to say that we share the same definition of evil?
User avatar #98 to #83 - HarvietheDinkle (01/24/2013) [-]
yes, they are subjective, but at a certain point society breaks down without morals.
#70 - bslsk (01/24/2013) [-]



MFW The description.
User avatar #40 - Holyshizznips (01/24/2013) [-]
I ******* . Love. Malcolm in the middle. I'm on the last few episodes of season 7, I don't know what I'm going to do once it's over T.T
#41 to #40 - Rascal (01/24/2013) [-]
Move on with your life.
User avatar #56 to #41 - Holyshizznips (01/24/2013) [-]
Naah, I'll just start rewatching it =3
User avatar #66 to #63 - stealthdarkness (01/24/2013) [-]
ok...im a Catholic and this made me laugh wayyy too hard...kudos good sir/ma'am
#90 to #63 - jaketasticness (01/24/2013) [-]
The translations are what matter here. The first passage refers to witnessing the manifestation of God (in this case an angel), as in God in some physical form, whereas the next passages refer to a literal knowledge of the essence of God, which He is incomprehensible. :)
#100 to #90 - dbjorgo (01/24/2013) [-]
Beat me to it ha
#99 to #63 - dbjorgo (01/24/2013) [-]
his passage (John 1:18) is not meant to deny that men had witnessed "manifestations" of God, as when he appeared to Moses and the prophets (example: the burning bush. ) In Genesis 32:30 Jacob had wrestled with an angel, a manifestation of God. John is saying that nobody has seen the essence of God, or has "fully known God."
#81 - Rascal (01/24/2013) [-]
Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?
#89 to #81 - ninjamyles **User deleted account** (01/24/2013) [-]
here take this.
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User avatar #96 to #92 - BigDoktor (01/24/2013) [-]
no you're wrong i think he's not willing
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User avatar #108 to #106 - BigDoktor (01/24/2013) [-]
Notice how I was making fun of you for not differentiating between "not willing" and "not caring"
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User avatar #95 to #81 - indigobob (01/24/2013) [-]
as Epicurus said. The post makes sense but it'd really be cool if you'd put the phlosopher''s name there
#113 to #81 - tyraxio (02/15/2014) [-]
I believe you too are euphoric, and that it is NOT because of some phony Gods existence - rather, your intelligence.
User avatar #103 to #81 - Bad Man (01/24/2013) [-]
Evil is a product of human will. The only way to prevent it would be to take away choice.
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User avatar #101 to #81 - HarvietheDinkle (01/24/2013) [-]
not necessarily true for the first one. Say that not preventing evil is actually somehow moral, a type of morality humans can't comprehend. What then?

(note: I'm agnostic, so you can kinda see what I'm getting at)
User avatar #111 to #101 - HarvietheDinkle (01/24/2013) [-]
correction: second one.
#93 - thisguyys (01/24/2013) [-]
this post is hardly an athiest post, its just simply stating that they're is no point trying to worry about what may or may not happen in our lives and instead of living are lives for god or using him as the exscuse for why bad things happen we should just simply live our lives and enjoy what we can.
#86 - jaketasticness (01/24/2013) [-]
I don't know about you kid, but I wouldn't sacrifice my son to a bunch of ants.
User avatar #97 to #86 - HarvietheDinkle (01/24/2013) [-]
what if it was just your favorite ant?
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#91 - MrMeatStick ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
#53 - kraetyz (01/24/2013) [-]
That was nice. What's this from?
User avatar #57 to #53 - sirlolalot (01/24/2013) [-]
malcom in the middle
User avatar #60 to #53 - xturboxx (01/24/2013) [-]
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
User avatar #67 to #53 - stealthdarkness (01/24/2013) [-]
Backdoor Sluts 9
#68 to #67 - kraetyz (01/24/2013) [-]
How'd you hear about THAT movie?
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