Skyrim. . I f a Why should you choose me as a bet: raster?. With your level of speech skill, they won't even let you into Riften
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#211 - herpdamin (01/24/2013) [-]
> Post this on FJ
> hueue.jpg
> Immense amounts of beta (heh, beta.) males writes the same joke in their application
> Applications not read in chronological order
> OP's application is read last
> Developers rage about overused joke, curses OP to hell
> ???
>Profit
User avatar #231 to #211 - spacehawk (01/24/2013) [-]
I hope OP was smart enough to wait at least a week after screencapping this before posting it.
#240 to #231 - anon (01/24/2013) [-]
Beta applications just opened like a day or so ago
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User avatar #1 - FlyingButt (01/23/2013) [-]
With your level of speech skill, they won't even let you into Riften
#40 - Goredawg (01/24/2013) [-]
Excellent chance. WOO!
#163 - slashendrix (01/24/2013) [-]
"Do u evn lift fagget. Fite me IRL" (Intimidate)
#190 to #163 - anon (01/24/2013) [-]
U cheeky cunt, ill wreck u m8.
#186 - anon (01/24/2013) [-]
>Skyrim
>it's a sign-up for the Elder Scrolls mmo

C'mon OP.
#122 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
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Post this picture, they will take it as a show of supreme fan creativity!
#260 to #122 - creosote (01/24/2013) [-]
My body's so confused right now...
My body's so confused right now...
#262 to #260 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
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Your brain might say no, But your penis are scream YES!
#264 to #262 - creosote (01/24/2013) [-]
No, I uh... I think you cured me just now...
No, I uh... I think you cured me just now...
User avatar #127 to #122 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
I am going to make a comment here so I can easily find it later when I get on my computer at home.

For science.
User avatar #214 to #127 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
PST: Favorite button
User avatar #215 to #214 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
I know, but that way I don't get thumbs.
#218 to #215 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
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Oh well, enjoy your thumbs mate.
And you have some weird use of the word science. That is softcore porn, not science.
User avatar #219 to #218 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
Actually I don't know why I did it. Maybe some people found it funny, and that's good.

They're the same thing.
#220 to #219 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
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You are a fun fellow, have fun with your science
User avatar #222 to #220 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
I can't tell if you actually mean that or now.

We should do science sometime... for science.
#223 to #222 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
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We really should, i have great interest the field of science. I specialize in the science of furry critters.
User avatar #225 to #223 - satrenkotheone ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
I can tell...

We should do field research!
#176 - eggbeats (01/24/2013) [-]
I signed up yesterday.
#228 - shadowmaul (01/24/2013) [-]
why? because I am a badass...
#234 - slygecko (01/24/2013) [-]
I think I speak for everyone here when I ask...Did it work?
#56 - bazda (01/24/2013) [-]
This guys spell checker is broke as **** .
User avatar #206 to #56 - zetche (01/24/2013) [-]
He might be Swedish or something, the only word that's not labeled is "not" which is a Swedish word.
#102 to #56 - anon (01/24/2013) [-]
His language is probably not english
#60 to #56 - tylosaurus ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk does the same thing to me.
User avatar #236 - TheRealNinjaa (01/24/2013) [-]
Speech level increase to 100.
#63 - TommyG (01/24/2013) [-]
I just told them that I do my math homework in pen. Maybe that will show them how much of a cool guy I am.
#49 - gerthc (01/24/2013) [-]
Why should they choose me as a beta tester? Because I am the Dragonborn!
+1
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User avatar #30 - redrex ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
i want to get into this beta really really badly but my chanced are only average, i must find a way to boost it up
User avatar #209 to #30 - counterannon (01/24/2013) [-]
i got an excellent rating,

did you fill in everything?
User avatar #50 to #30 - ilovetocuddle (01/24/2013) [-]
Is Elder scrolls online pc only?
#99 to #50 - anon (01/24/2013) [-]
Nope, they're totally gonna put this game on the xbox 360. Because the xbox 360 can handle the next generation of graphics and over 300 other players on screen at time, all the while handling all the complex controls that an mmo usually has.

User avatar #78 to #50 - redrex ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
from what i've heard yes, but i'm not too sure
#39 to #30 - warriortnt (01/24/2013) [-]
1. Belong to some kind of gaming guild/community
2. Give an explanation in the box that OP has filled out there
3. Check all the boxes for them to email you about stuff

That'll give you an 'excellent' chance (I'm guessing excellent still isn't all that great.)
#125 to #30 - fiddyone (01/24/2013) [-]
I applied last night. My chances are apparently excellent. I didn't even do anything special.
User avatar #287 to #125 - redrex ONLINE (01/25/2013) [-]
huh, what is it that you did though?
#288 to #287 - fiddyone (01/25/2013) [-]
Just applied to it. When I was asked my pref. if I got it, I selected a lot of the PvP stuff. Seems like they're interested in getting people to test that out the most
User avatar #31 to #30 - angreif (01/24/2013) [-]
kidnap the president of bethesda's daughter. or son. or wife. or mother. or father. or dog. or cat. or parakeet. actually, just go with the parakeet.
User avatar #32 to #31 - redrex ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
that might just be smart enough to work... but it's like... way over there
User avatar #33 to #32 - angreif (01/24/2013) [-]
and there's why you're a perfect candidate! laziness! If you always play it you'll be the perfect tester!
#34 to #33 - redrex ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
give this man a ******* medal
User avatar #35 to #34 - angreif (01/24/2013) [-]
hold on a second. i just realized that my name is blue. what is this witchcraft!
User avatar #36 to #35 - redrex ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
im pretty sure you get it for being on fj for over a year or something like that
User avatar #37 to #36 - angreif (01/24/2013) [-]
meh, okey dokey artichokey
User avatar #24 - cowinspace (01/24/2013) [-]
I really hope they beta this properly by only allow those that know how to actually write a bug report rather than twerps like OP who probably only want in for early access.

I'd rather a (relatively)bug free game at launch that a totally spoiled, bug ridden patchfest. Even if this means I don't get to play it until launch.
#2 - asleep (01/23/2013) [-]
Not being able to separate skyrim from the elder scrolls online isn't gonna help you become a beta tester.
#11 to #2 - marchinghurdler (01/24/2013) [-]
He's referencing how the "(Persuade)" technique is in Skyrim.
#46 to #11 - anon (01/24/2013) [-]
Asleep was referring to the title of the content being "Skyrim".
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User avatar #189 - Lemonlulz (01/24/2013) [-]
that might actually work.
#65 - anon (01/24/2013) [-]
Why you should choose me?
"CUZ I TOOK LE ERRO IN DA NEE XD"
User avatar #103 - BigDoktor (01/24/2013) [-]
I just wrote "I love you."
User avatar #104 to #103 - BigDoktor (01/24/2013) [-]
And I apparently have an "above average chance."

am I dating this game?
User avatar #114 to #104 - Riuzakie ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
I too have above average.
#258 - sokolftw (01/24/2013) [-]
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