Police didn't like our snowman. Me and my mates built a penis out of snow but apparently its offensive.. Penis Snow police
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#1 - summin (01/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #3 - codyxvasco (01/24/2013) [-]
Anyone wonder why things like dicks and boobs and being naked became indescent?

I don't mean to sound like a hippie, but if we were born humans with these things, why can't they, even fake images of them, be shown in public?
#74 to #3 - anon (01/24/2013) [-]
Maybe it started when we started wearing animal skins in that mini ice age a few thousand years ago?
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#13 to #3 - funnjyunk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#15 to #13 - anon (01/24/2013) [-]
It has nothing to do with sexual attraction, though, it's about human nature. We're born naked, why are we forced into a culture where the way our bodies naturally look is considered offensive? That's the point he's making, not that he wants to see naked girls.
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#16 to #15 - funnjyunk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#20 to #16 - Spikeydeath (01/24/2013) [-]
also what is arkansas o.O
User avatar #61 to #20 - meganinja ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
Arkansas is Arkansas. The only identity they need is not being assossciated with Kansas
#23 to #16 - superflystickman (01/24/2013) [-]
tfw I live in Northeast Tennessee
tfw I live in Northeast Tennessee
#19 to #16 - Spikeydeath (01/24/2013) [-]
how the hell is oklahoma bad?
have you been there...we rock
#24 to #19 - anon (01/24/2013) [-]
It's based on who voted democrat and who voted republican in the (i assume)2012 elections. You know the colors of demo and repub, right?

Oh, Florida. You always end up democrat by 0.1 points. Most indecisive southern state out there.
User avatar #59 to #24 - meganinja ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
no, If it's based on an election, it would be 2008, as Virginia went blue only that year and 2012, and North Carolina went red 2012.
#27 to #24 - Spikeydeath (01/24/2013) [-]
Ah, well im independent i think both parties are just silly
#17 to #16 - wigglezxd (01/24/2013) [-]
Mfw I'm part of "america"
User avatar #22 to #3 - SHODANROCKS (01/24/2013) [-]
Traditional socities didnt want sex to seem very commonplace and losing track of the kids identity as a result of that. So they came up with religion and taboos to keep it under control.
User avatar #34 to #3 - manofparody (01/24/2013) [-]
And that is why there's girls wearing nothing but the smallest articles of clothing they can find, and then cutting it to be even smaller.
#29 to #3 - mrbull (01/24/2013) [-]
Please god don't make it optional not to wear clothes. I live close to a retirement community, ****** going to get nasty.
User avatar #6 to #3 - thepyras (01/24/2013) [-]
I get what you're saying, but I kinda like it this way. It preserves a sense of civilization, as well as a sense of mystery. If everyone walked around naked all the time, it wouldn't really be special anymore to see someone naked or be naked with someone else.
User avatar #7 to #6 - codyxvasco (01/24/2013) [-]
It's just....I just think it's odd how we started out naked and natural, then it became ILLEGAL for this stuff to be show, but I get what you're saying too.
User avatar #8 to #7 - thepyras (01/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, so far as legality it is weird for nudity not to be allowed, but I feel like our culture is better with at least a bit of a stigma toward it.
User avatar #9 to #8 - codyxvasco (01/24/2013) [-]
Understood completely.
#10 to #9 - thepyras (01/24/2013) [-]
Did you thumb my comments up?
User avatar #11 to #10 - codyxvasco (01/24/2013) [-]
I do it to everyone I talk to.
User avatar #30 to #11 - BroadSword (01/24/2013) [-]
Hey cody, lets talk, A LOT
User avatar #99 to #30 - codyxvasco (01/24/2013) [-]
Sure, friend me and we can IM.

huehuehue
User avatar #12 to #11 - thepyras (01/24/2013) [-]
You are a kind man, I shall thumb up your comments as well.
User avatar #14 to #12 - codyxvasco (01/24/2013) [-]
Thanks. But I don't really need it.
User avatar #25 to #6 - Kairyuka ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
I agree, it's more of an intimacy thing to me.
#18 - Abortedwafflez (01/24/2013) [-]
Me and my buddy actually made a 6 foot snow dick. Here's one of the pictures.
<-- Epic censoring
User avatar #31 to #18 - BroadSword (01/24/2013) [-]
Did it feel gay when you and your buddy were rubbing and shaping a huge erect dick together with your hands?


I bet you liked it.
#21 - baconfattie (01/24/2013) [-]
Offensive you say?
#81 - stuntmanmiks (01/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #2 - SylverSlayer ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
dude... that cop car looks like a taxi
#4 to #2 - blynx (01/24/2013) [-]
Welcome to Britain.
Welcome to Britain.
User avatar #5 to #4 - SylverSlayer ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
...i found this oddly soothing...
User avatar #52 to #4 - TheAviator (01/24/2013) [-]
that gif is beautiful
#63 - anon (01/24/2013) [-]
My father and his friends built a gigantic snow penis when he was in college on the campus.

People starting lining up to take pictures with it, they got one of their artist friends to do the fine details

When the police arrived, they were so impressed with it they just told my dad and his friends they needed to disguise it a little, so they put a ******* hat and scarf on it and the police left
#73 - lolfire (01/24/2013) [-]
Guess they wouldn't like ours either...
#53 - crazyanimefreak (01/24/2013) [-]
Offensive? There isn't anything offensive about the neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon...

It is a legendary and powerful weapon used by the Amanto when they first arrived on Earth and it gave them an overwhelming advantage over the Earthlings.
#45 - anon (01/24/2013) [-]
UK police: Oh is that an ounce of cannabis in your pocket? Warning. Is that a penis snowman? Inner Victorian side comes out and cries
User avatar #39 - harrymcfaggot (01/24/2013) [-]
almost nobody would care about that in germany, at least it would be no public offense - so you wouldn't have to fear penalty.
#47 to #39 - lemleet (01/24/2013) [-]
one of my friends built a 3 meter tall penis in front of the school. then the teachers thought that it was a middlefinger flipping at school. friend was in suspicion to run amok in school. ****** misinterpretive pricks
#49 to #47 - lemleet (01/24/2013) [-]
oh and it was in germany
User avatar #40 to #39 - penetractor (01/24/2013) [-]
i ******* love how mellow the cops are in germany. I can get away with all kinds of drunken ******* there.
#43 to #40 - futtef (01/24/2013) [-]
yeah, today I bought 5 grams of weed in holland and when I came back right behind the border the cops stopped me. I had the package in my pants' pocket. They just asked me what I had done there, we joked a little around and they didn't even search me for drugs although my car smells like marihuana. Good guy German cops.
#82 - jdonaldson (01/24/2013) [-]
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#68 - dafogman ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
Same thing happened to God once.
User avatar #79 to #78 - whatupnachoface (01/24/2013) [-]
actually thats an english police car...but i ******* love south park so i thumb you up nevertheless
User avatar #80 to #78 - anderslugter (01/24/2013) [-]
Britain*
#67 - sphinxe (01/24/2013) [-]
Did someone actually call the police on you? Or did they drive past and see?
Did someone actually call the police on you? Or did they drive past and see?
#69 to #67 - blynx (01/24/2013) [-]
He drove past the first time and told us to destroy a smaller one we made but then he came back around after we finished making the bigger one.
He drove past the first time and told us to destroy a smaller one we made but then he came back around after we finished making the bigger one.
User avatar #75 to #69 - liquidz (01/24/2013) [-]
Sucks not to have the right to free speech eh?
#84 to #75 - anon (01/24/2013) [-]
Free speech = making snow dicks.
User avatar #90 to #84 - liquidz (01/24/2013) [-]
Free speech is making them AND keeping them
#87 to #84 - anon (01/24/2013) [-]
Forgot to log in.
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User avatar #98 to #94 - liquidz (01/24/2013) [-]
"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

Here in the US you could say you are showing how big a dick our government is being and be protected
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#100 to #98 - keggut **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #101 to #100 - liquidz (01/24/2013) [-]
Yes... and no...

Even in the USA they would come after you for it, but we are losing our rights because we don't say " Eh u dar, stfu and let me build my giant snow dick in peace bra!".

Instead we just go "Umm... uh... ok Mr. Officer if you say so" and smash it with a hammer.

The giant snow dick should show our freedom, but then they come by and smash it giving our rights ED instead.
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#102 to #101 - keggut **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#103 to #102 - liquidz (01/24/2013) [-]
But what if it was your religion?

What if building the giant snow dick if your way of paying homage to the mighty God of dicks?

Without allowing the absurd, we can not have the true freedom of speech, as who is to say that anything you say or do to express it is'nt absurd?

Ye olde Catch 22
#70 to #69 - sphinxe (01/24/2013) [-]
Did you have to destroy that one?
#83 - anon (01/24/2013) [-]
chino wanker
#92 to #83 - blynx (01/24/2013) [-]
Awkward moment when I was wearing jeans and my friends had cargoes.
Awkward moment when I was wearing jeans and my friends had cargoes.
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User avatar #33 - manofparody (01/24/2013) [-]
Alright I have to ask...
What the hell is the cop going to arrest/fine them for?
Indecent exposure?
Disturbing the peace?
Vandalism?
All I believe he can do is just nicely ask them to take it down. It's ******* snow, it's not like it's going to be there in a week.
#35 to #33 - blynx (01/24/2013) [-]
That's what he asked us to do or face an £80 fine for indecent exposure.
That's what he asked us to do or face an £80 fine for indecent exposure.
User avatar #37 to #35 - manofparody (01/24/2013) [-]
But.. It's not an actual body part, nor is it YOUR body part...
I would've been a smart ass about it and said something like, "Thanks, but mine isn't that big, that one can't be mine." But then again, I live in america and don't grasp the conversion of USD to anything else, but I get speeding tickets on a monthly basis, so I'd probably throw in the ticket the cop threatened to give just for ***** and giggles.
#38 to #37 - fudginghell ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
Two speeding fines or red light jumps on our first two years and that's our license taken from us and a forced re-take of our practical test, I love the UK.
Two speeding fines or red light jumps on our first two years and that's our license taken from us and a forced re-take of our practical test, I love the UK.
User avatar #41 to #38 - manofparody (01/24/2013) [-]
I got my license suspended, and have had to take several driving courses, but still not completely revoked, yet.
User avatar #42 to #41 - manofparody (01/24/2013) [-]
Actually, I was caught speeding, no insurance, expired plates, and suspended license.
Cop only gave me a ticket for one of them and let me call someone to get the car and drive me home instead of impounding it.
#54 to #42 - anon (01/24/2013) [-]
Oooo everyone look at the badass...
#93 to #54 - manofparody (01/24/2013) [-]
Uhmm... Alright...
Way2failtroll.
#71 - weenieandthebutt (01/24/2013) [-]
really!? What's the difference between this and standard art. It's not like it's vandalism or writing provocativeness/threatening messages like 'cunt' or 'fag' on walls.
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#89 - connordude (01/24/2013) [-]
**connordude rolled a random image posted in comment #477668 at Anime & Manga ** What my snowman looked like
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