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#24 - lunarlizzy (01/24/2013) [-]
mfw Funnyjunk on religion
#31 - garagesale **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#32 to #13 - anon (01/24/2013) [-]
you think that the beginning of the universe is an opinion? what?
#71 to #13 - enorus (01/24/2013) [-]
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#57 - werrew (01/24/2013) [-]
My opinion of religions
#1 - sneakshot (01/24/2013) [-]
Doesn't the second picture look like Richard Nixon from futurerama?
#5 to #1 - rdunc (01/24/2013) [-]
looks more like a painfully unfunny, obnoxious douche to me
#27 to #5 - rdunc (01/24/2013) [-]
you know i just realised that in saying this about jimmy carr ive done the very thing that makes me hate jimmy carr. Im sorry FJ, ive let you down and dishonored my famiry. i'l become an hero now.
#29 to #27 - marlkarxthethird (01/24/2013) [-]
Aaaaaand, holy 			****		, you took responsibility and owned up to it. Mad respect, man. You don't see that too often on the internet.
Aaaaaand, holy **** , you took responsibility and owned up to it. Mad respect, man. You don't see that too often on the internet.
#33 to #29 - rdunc (01/24/2013) [-]
gracias amigo. I do like the style of comedy i just don't particularly care for jimmy carr but i realised that its not my place to impose my opinions on other people who may find him funny especially when their was no pretense.
#7 to #6 - rdunc (01/24/2013) [-]
i am serious, although this isnt me being butthurt about religion, i just dont like the guy. hes worth roughly 12 million pounds and yet still evaded tax just because he could. Hes also one of those guys who just will not see things from other peoples perspectives. this post exemplifies his entire comedic standpoint. Instead of thinking 'hey, while i don't believe in the concept of religion i understand it gives a lot of people hope so why no let bygones be bygones? he goes for the cheap 'HURR DURR RELIGIONS FOR IDIOTS'

regardless of whether or not you find him funny, he is a major douche
#11 to #8 - rdunc (01/24/2013) [-]
okay pal go watch some bill hicks, george carlin or richard pryor and then try and tell me jimmy carrs a good comedian
#15 to #11 - jellyneau (01/24/2013) [-]
Almost all comedians are crude. That's what passes as funny in our society. Jimmy Carr is successful because he appeals to modern day audiences.
#19 to #15 - rdunc (01/24/2013) [-]
Justin Bieber appeals to modern day audiences and is successful for it. It doesnt stop people hating on him all over this site. Also i have no problem with crudeness, I Find comedians like Frankie Boyle hysterical, I just dont think Carr does it very well.
#12 to #11 - ohemgeezus (01/24/2013) [-]
Looks like one of those, "there were funny comedians in the past, no one in the current time period is at all funny" kids.
Looks like one of those, "there were funny comedians in the past, no one in the current time period is at all funny" kids.
#17 to #12 - rdunc (01/24/2013) [-]
I love lots of modern day comedians: reginald d hunter, louis CK, frankie boyle, howard marks if you count his live act. i just don't care for jimmy carr.
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User avatar #42 to #16 - mrbuu (01/24/2013) [-]
lets apply the same logic to anti-religion. If i cared any bit about thumbs ill just report an anti-religion post.
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User avatar #147 to #43 - mrbuu (01/25/2013) [-]
hum.... meant repost. I have failed you all.
#20 to #16 - rdunc (01/24/2013) [-]
I know where youre coming from. I dont like ponies, harry potter, anime, avatar or doctor who (i can already feel the wave of red thumbs inbound) so ive learnt to deal with not bitching and just moving on. like you said we all have personal opinions and just this once i felt like voicing mine. I probably should have just skipped in hindsight.
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#30 to #21 - thepenname (01/24/2013) [-]
That's a cop-out. I've had tons of great discussions on here. The trick is not arguing from a single perspective, but instead trying to weigh multiple stances against each other, arriving at a thesis and addressing warrants and potential rebuttals, while still conceding limitations in logic or empirical data when applicable. That's more to do with debates than preference disparities, the latter being the case here, but I hear people use that same comment, "opinions and FJ don't mix," when talking about discourse sparked by actual issues, so I wanted to address it.
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#35 to #34 - thepenname (01/24/2013) [-]
That's not really the same thing as the exhaustive process of dialectic.
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#48 to #36 - thepenname (01/24/2013) [-]
I'm American too. Use Google.
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#22 to #21 - rdunc (01/24/2013) [-]
Very true. You are a wise beyond your years txsslg.
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#25 to #23 - rdunc (01/24/2013) [-]
you are too modest sir
#28 to #5 - marlkarxthethird (01/24/2013) [-]
Cool story, bro. I happen to think he's very entertaining in an "I'm an asshole, I say what I mean and make no apologies" kind of way. There are other comedians who do that same thing, and some of them are people you've mentioned in defence of your comedic taste - i.e. Louis C. K., Frankie Boyle (to a ridiculous extent, though I find him hilarious), and George Carlin.
User avatar #26 to #1 - marlkarxthethird (01/24/2013) [-]
Jimmy Carr actually describes himself as looking like "a Downs Syndrome Roger Federer."
User avatar #61 - allamericandude (01/24/2013) [-]
Everyone's so busy joking about the impending ********* , that they've forgotten to actually ********* .

(" ********* " as a verb? Sounds good to me.)
User avatar #84 to #61 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (01/24/2013) [-]
************ take too much thinking and you know how much FJ likes to do that. It's a lot easier to post a picture from your folder.
User avatar #70 - toosexyforyou (01/24/2013) [-]
In the comment section: No ********** , just people talking about ********** .
#62 - BEERCANN (01/24/2013) [-]
scruffy...... the janitor
#97 - felixjarl (01/24/2013) [-]
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Screw you all and your inferior gods! Pasta master race reporting in!
#53 - kampi ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
Just for the heck of it.   
Try to convince me to believe in god.   
Just, try.
Just for the heck of it.

Try to convince me to believe in god.
Just, try.
#96 to #53 - anon (01/24/2013) [-]
you are acknowledging God
therefore you either have to repent of your sins or suffer his merciless hand when he throws you to hell where you will suffer an eternity of relentless pain wondering why you didn't give the lord a chance to change your life. You will ponder on this while your skin burns with a temperature that is almost unbearable and will wish for simple death as opposed to Satan's hate for you.
The lord has been patient with the world and his children, he tries his best to make sure your life has its' needs and for some its' wants. For the unlucky, well the Lord has a plan and it is flawless you just have to have faith that it will unfold perfectly.
Regardless he will love you, until you deny his existence and your heart.
User avatar #102 to #53 - toggme ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
What made me confused at 1st was this: The world orignated from nothing. But what is nothing in nothing if there was never no nothing and how can something come from nothing and how did nothing/something begin from nothing/something in the 1st place.
#111 to #53 - Viggiator (01/24/2013) [-]
If god isn't real, the how come oranges are pre-sliced?
Atheists: 0
Religion: **** yeah!
User avatar #94 to #53 - beerterror (01/24/2013) [-]
Consider this: the God as the world knows Him know, as a variation of Zeus, Odin, Yehowa is a concept archaic and somehow degrading for human mind. It creates dogmas, ideologies, churches and so on. And it has been ridiculed many times, perhaps mostly by Xenofanes, who stated that "If horses had gods, they'd look like giant horses." And, sadly, modern religions cultivate the old way of concerning the Divine.

Although, what is possible for a developed human mind to accept is a Divine in pure form. Not a Vengeful Warrior, Loving Father, or Universal Mother, but The Reason, The Primum movens , The Ultimate Form. Aristotle's point of view perhaps more scientific then modern atheists' like Dawkins. Yet - when we consider the reality as cause-effect construct, it's hard for a logical mind to continue this chain forever backwards, ad absurdum. This kind of God I'm talking about doesn't demand belief, prayers, pilgrimages or any other. Why should the True Divine need something of purely human value? It's infinitely different from us, who are here, now, we live, die, change etc.

The methaphysical sense, as I call it, can be present in one and absent in the other - but the truth is that from shamanism to most sublimed philosophy, concept of the Divine exists. If taken logically, it ceases to be so repulsive. And in fact, the positivism, starting from the so-called "Age of Enlightenment", brought equally much good and evil. Science is way, knowledge is a purpose, never the other way round.
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#65 to #53 - hudspud (01/24/2013) [-]
Of course, it sounds like you're very open minded to the topic and willing to respectfully listen to someone sharing their faith with you.
#93 to #53 - sergeantwazup (01/24/2013) [-]
Tell me something, In knowing the answer to that question will it have an affect on your life? what will that knowledge gain you?
User avatar #85 to #53 - meganinja (01/24/2013) [-]
Alas, I can not make you believe in God, it is something that you must undertake yourself. For there is no proof against him existing, other than nobody seeing him, and there is no proof of him not existing, other than the fact that some things in the bible have been proven, at the very least as historic events. It is called faith for a reason, you must put your doubts aside and make the leap yourself, otherwise you will never believe. Since you are already presumably Athiest, you have made your choice and what I say in one post could not change your viewpoint on it.
User avatar #88 to #85 - kampi ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
Yes, I am indeed atheist.
I do have faith.
Although, not in God.

Still, you know how to speak wisely and I believe you are a very sane and intelligent person.
Have a great day.
User avatar #115 to #88 - meganinja (01/24/2013) [-]

lol, that's a good one.
User avatar #124 to #115 - LDBUK (01/24/2013) [-]
You. I like you
User avatar #59 to #53 - ihatem (01/24/2013) [-]
As long as there is a concept of god there is a god, as he is like an entanglement in the image of doing good things and sometimes even sort of a placebo in some cases.
There is no wizard in the sky though, if that's what you thought before, which is pretty easy to not believe in.
User avatar #67 to #53 - toosexyforyou (01/24/2013) [-]
Okay, think of it this way, you don't have to believe in religion to believe in a God. Religion is you going along with what someone else made up. But if you have your own strong theory about something, then you can have true faith in it. Also, don't think of "God" as an all powerful all seeing human that controls everything. Think of "God" as something, someone, some alien, that created our universe or at least started the chain reaction to our universe being created.
User avatar #89 to #67 - kampi ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
The only controversial argument I can exploit is that I don't need to know how/why the universe is created, why the earth is round or how time works.
Otherwise, good argument, but not good enough.
+1 for you.
User avatar #105 to #67 - ICEDgrunge (01/24/2013) [-]
That's called Deism if you didn't know about it yet.
User avatar #66 to #53 - mrkanyeeast (01/24/2013) [-]
Godzilla. God means God. Zilla means Lizard. God of Lizards.
#72 to #53 - pokemonstheshiz (01/24/2013) [-]
If God isn't real, why was your mom screaming his name last night?

Atheists: -2
Xbox Live: 12
User avatar #54 to #53 - pseudobob **User deleted account** (01/24/2013) [-]
If bananas have five peelings, then how come eyes don't evolve out of peanut butter?

God = 1
Cat = 0
#56 to #54 - kampi ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
#50 - quentintin (01/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #2 - fireemblemrox (01/24/2013) [-]
What's his name again? I'm vaguely aware that he's a British Comedian
#3 to #2 - mynameislame (01/24/2013) [-]
Jimmy Carr
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#86 - critique (01/24/2013) [-]
I just stopped by to drop this pic off.
#47 - brothergrimm (01/24/2013) [-]
i don't even have to scroll down to know...................
User avatar #55 - ihatem (01/24/2013) [-]
"Meanwhile the internet discusses religion"
"Dis gon b gud"
"Bible fight"
"inb4 ********* "

None of this **** is happening. It's okay guys.
Bringing that up will only remind them.
#103 - isradam (01/24/2013) [-]
I only believe in deities that want to kill me.
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