Huehuehue. . Chinese father hires virtual hitman to 'kill' 5011 in online games, - an he will get acolo January 20 I L. Since when was "virtual hitman" a career option...
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#4 - finishhimlarry (01/23/2013) [-]
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DREAM JOB: VIRTUAL ASSASSIN
#1 - eonphoenix (01/23/2013) [-]
Since when was "virtual hitman" a career option...
User avatar #12 to #1 - ningyoaijin (01/24/2013) [-]
It's China we're talking about. They have robotic wives there...
#15 to #12 - xnotcreative (01/24/2013) [-]
I can't say I'm surprised...

The lack of women there is astonishing.
#33 to #1 - mrcowll (01/24/2013) [-]
You're next! Free of charge.
User avatar #2 to #1 - loganhusted (01/23/2013) [-]
I don't know. I was to busy playing video games to go to a job fair.
User avatar #3 to #1 - runelh (01/23/2013) [-]
The moment the father chooses to pay another gamer to kill another, in the virtual world.
#37 - bulldozah ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
#31 - reik (01/24/2013) [-]
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#7 - ascendedwings (01/23/2013) [-]
What's that, sir?   
Kill your son?    
Got it!
What's that, sir?
Kill your son?
Got it!
#9 to #7 - DangerToManifold (01/24/2013) [-]
best. film. ever.
User avatar #54 to #7 - cloymax (01/24/2013) [-]
Am I stupid or did he just cock an assault rifle like you would a shotgun?
#58 to #54 - anon (01/24/2013) [-]
He got more than 1 gun.
User avatar #26 - richardastley ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
Am I the only one who assumed the son was probably just a lazy cunt and the father was awesome?
#42 - derfnerf (01/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #65 to #42 - fuckgravity (01/24/2013) [-]
I ssee this everywhere..what is it from?
User avatar #67 to #65 - nastoy (01/24/2013) [-]
Damian...
aka "makemebad35"
#38 - SenatorSnowe (01/24/2013) [-]
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#64 - spiritofvengeance (01/24/2013) [-]
This what usually happens in OP's spare time
User avatar #6 - masdercheef (01/23/2013) [-]
It would probably be very easy to make a living in a game like DayZ, going around and assassinating other players for food / ammo. Bonus if you make it look like an accident, get the zombies to do it.
#29 to #6 - pariahlol (01/24/2013) [-]
ugh, now I have to go play Day Z and do stupid **** .
#10 to #6 - idkmyusername (01/24/2013) [-]
fire an enfield next to them and run. or just snipe them.
#28 to #10 - pariahlol (01/24/2013) [-]
Bonus if you kill them by beating them to death with tin cans
User avatar #35 to #28 - idkmyusername (01/24/2013) [-]
Bigger bonus if you knock them out with a vodka bottle, put them in a car, drag them out into the middle of the forest, take all their gear, leaving them to starve.
#69 to #35 - pariahlol (01/24/2013) [-]
bigger bonus if you pick them up in a helicopter, abandon them on a high up rooftop, and leave them for dead.
#27 to #6 - captainchina ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
D.M.R. to the lower torso or legs and knock em out in a crowd of zombies. they get eaten and you get your bonus.
D.M.R. to the lower torso or legs and knock em out in a crowd of zombies. they get eaten and you get your bonus.
User avatar #32 to #27 - CRosBY (01/24/2013) [-]
Damnit i want to play DayZ now.
#43 - nargogh (01/24/2013) [-]
YOU DOCTOR YET?
User avatar #17 - tiddycats (01/24/2013) [-]
Now the son is probably going to get a job...as a virtual hitman himself.
I don't care that this is a repost but will everyone stop posting gifs about not giving a **** about this being a repost? Not a single comment so far has been about this being a repost, your pretty much just jumping on this "yeah, it's a repost, **** you" bandwagon to get thumbs.
User avatar #19 to #17 - Marker (01/24/2013) [-]
Actually, the son found out pretty quickly, and the 'hitmen' gave up.
User avatar #22 to #19 - tiddycats (01/24/2013) [-]
I had heard that the hitman was the one that told him that his father had paid him when the son started questioning them as to why they kept killing him too.
Pretty bad hitman if you ask me.
User avatar #23 to #22 - Marker (01/24/2013) [-]
He got the money and did his job. The father's goal of making his son discouraged enough to stop playing may not have gone through, but the 'hisman' earned what he was paid.
#36 - zombiepinyata (01/24/2013) [-]
Dont you just love how reposts make it to the front page.
#11 - morstactica (01/24/2013) [-]
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#62 - moethemoose (01/24/2013) [-]
why would you do something like this, IT IS A REPOST!
why would you do something like this, IT IS A REPOST!
#59 - funmanigro (01/24/2013) [-]
this was reposted so many times it started pixelating
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