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These deserve an ultimate facepalm

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#47 - lookatmyhouseofwax (01/23/2013) [-]
Oh, just look at the time
Rage
Rage
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Rage
Rage
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Rage
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User avatar #186 to #47 - brettyoke (01/24/2013) [-]
I really don't care what you guys say, but I don't believe in evolution. I have my faith and I stick to it, but I don't go around throwing insults to people who believe otherwise... Theories are theories. Stop acting like elitists who know everything.
User avatar #233 to #186 - repugnantpug (01/24/2013) [-]
nobody said anyone knew everything, it was just said that they don't believe in a proven theory. which is fine, but fine in the way believing the world is flat is fine- you can do so if you wish, but you're still wrong.
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User avatar #147 to #47 - infamoustrapper (01/24/2013) [-]
but...I thought that evolution was just a theory and not a scientific fact? Not that i disagree with it but I'm just saying...
User avatar #176 to #147 - coolcalx (01/24/2013) [-]
it's both.

'scientific fact' means observable phenomenon (we can observe bacteria and viruses evolve because they have such short lifespans)

scientific theory is an explanation (as opposed to a scientific law, which is a description. also, theories do NOT become laws. I have no idea why people think that)

there is a theory called evolution, and there is a scientific fact called evolution.

for example, the Big Bang theory is based on the scientific fact that the universe is expanding

plate tectonics is a theory based on the scientific fact that the ground is shifting in specific places

gravitational theory is based on the scientific fact that objects with mass are attracted to each other.
#259 to #147 - dcj (01/24/2013) [-]
You get points for being open to new ideas.   
Carry on,  good sir. Carry on.
You get points for being open to new ideas.
Carry on, good sir. Carry on.
User avatar #172 to #147 - pieandstuff (01/24/2013) [-]
It's a theory, but it's one that's basically impossible to disprove.
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#170 to #47 - undeadwill (01/24/2013) [-]
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Guyz we are not 9gag.

We are FJ. Lets troll them with reason and logic till their little brains cry.
User avatar #96 to #47 - skinless (01/23/2013) [-]
why do you blur these assholes? why protect them
#143 to #47 - greenthegunstar (01/24/2013) [-]
They're obviously mistaking the idea of evolution with metamorphosis.
Goddamn, some people on facebook are stupid...I mean, even I know that what they call evolution in the pokemon games isn't REALLY evolution.
#246 to #143 - wyrddarcnyzz (01/24/2013) [-]
It's like people who make comments like the one in the demotivator. THAT'S NOT HOW IT HAPPENED!!! The Universe was nothing more than an intensely hot ball of cosmic soup. There was a violent explosion, likely caused by the heat interacting with some form of matter inside the ball, which caused a chain reaction that we call the Big Bang. All that gaseous matter was flung out into the depths of space. As it cooled over time (LOTS of time), the gaseous particles solidified, and clumped together, creating the celestial bodies we know and love.

It is NOT a creation theory! We don't KNOW what came before the Big Bang, or even where that big ol' ball of stuff came from. It's just an explanation as to how our universe came to be as it is now. In all likelyhood, the pre-Bang ball of Universe probably didn't exist in that state for more than a few seconds before it detonated, if that.

~Sigh~ Sorry. That's been bugging me fore a while. Feel free to ignore me.
User avatar #287 to #246 - screwyouman (02/14/2013) [-]
In the meanwhile, let's let science handle this one.
User avatar #49 to #47 - screwyouman (01/23/2013) [-]
Instead of censoring this, we should just uncensor it, so we can make fun of the people who make these idiotic statements.
#60 to #47 - JMF (01/23/2013) [-]
Guise, do yourself a favor, and don't enlarge that.
#35 - derpderpurface (01/23/2013) [-]
mfw
mfw
#52 to #35 - puredeliciousness (01/23/2013) [-]
I'll be taking that gif...   
   
You may have this one in return. I pray you may find a use for it some day.
I'll be taking that gif...

You may have this one in return. I pray you may find a use for it some day.
#45 to #35 - sheperdofthestars (01/23/2013) [-]
fukken saved
fukken saved
#26 - comicsjoey **User deleted account** (01/23/2013) [-]
+7
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User avatar #71 to #21 - OminousDemon (01/23/2013) [-]
if you want to get technical its both
its a comp of pictures in 1 picture
#56 - zianth (01/23/2013) [-]
How is stuff like this getting so many thumbs..
#92 to #56 - slashendrix (01/23/2013) [-]
"Tell me your secrets, Sand"
#177 - trollzorr (01/24/2013) [-]
MFW last one
MFW last one
#74 - tippidyt (01/23/2013) [-]
Hi guys. It's my birthday today, but i'm not in the best mood.   
Do you mind posting your all time favorite pics, gifs or posts, just up cheer me up?   
Here is one of mine in return.
Hi guys. It's my birthday today, but i'm not in the best mood.
Do you mind posting your all time favorite pics, gifs or posts, just up cheer me up?
Here is one of mine in return.
#80 to #74 - ddemiddon (01/23/2013) [-]
Here's one of mine, I never get to use it
Here's one of mine, I never get to use it
#106 to #74 - yellowcardraiden ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
FunnyJunk being nice !? what is this   
   
Still happy birthday here's my gif
FunnyJunk being nice !? what is this

Still happy birthday here's my gif

#105 to #74 - heroicvenom (01/24/2013) [-]
i got something, but i gotta ask
1. you a brony
2. would you mind some nasty humor of some small horse
User avatar #119 to #105 - tippidyt (01/24/2013) [-]
Not a brony, but nasty humor is ok. :D
#122 to #119 - heroicvenom (01/24/2013) [-]
well happy birthday then
User avatar #131 to #122 - tippidyt (01/24/2013) [-]
Well that's.. ****** ..
- Thanks bro. :D
#188 to #74 - brettyoke (01/24/2013) [-]
Feliz cumpleanos senor!
Feliz cumpleanos senor!
#212 to #74 - chuffberry (01/24/2013) [-]
today is my birthday as well, fellow funnyjunker
today is my birthday as well, fellow funnyjunker
User avatar #264 to #212 - tippidyt (01/24/2013) [-]
Well happy birthday man! :D
#76 to #74 - beercanbacon (01/23/2013) [-]
My all time fav gif.
My all time fav gif.
#78 to #74 - penistar (01/23/2013) [-]
Gotcha Bro
Gotcha Bro
#82 to #74 - twondai (01/23/2013) [-]
here you go :)
here you go :)
#85 to #74 - shedrule ONLINE (01/23/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#132 to #85 - tytys (01/24/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#91 to #74 - oniguru (01/23/2013) [-]
Happy birthday mah 			*****
Happy birthday mah *****
#95 to #74 - stratosrider (01/23/2013) [-]
Happy birthday, yo.
Happy birthday, yo.
#200 to #74 - inboundpotato (01/24/2013) [-]
happy birthday bro, have this gif
happy birthday bro, have this gif
User avatar #270 to #183 - marose (01/24/2013) [-]
i wanna see this but with thumbs instead of coins
#89 to #74 - loverevolution (01/23/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday!
(:
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#181 to #74 - hazardousfool (01/24/2013) [-]
i want more of david tennant
i want more of david tennant
#128 to #74 - ramix (01/24/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#167 to #74 - superclamsquared (01/24/2013) [-]
One of my favs for you
One of my favs for you
#215 to #74 - bluhhoundgucci (01/24/2013) [-]
happy birthday from a fellow capricorn
happy birthday from a fellow capricorn
#144 to #74 - greenthegunstar (01/24/2013) [-]
You know what?
#145 to #144 - greenthegunstar (01/24/2013) [-]
I like you so much...
#148 to #145 - greenthegunstar (01/24/2013) [-]
that I'm going to give you...
#79 to #74 - unworldlypath (01/23/2013) [-]
happy birthday bro
happy birthday bro
User avatar #123 to #79 - tippidyt (01/24/2013) [-]
That actually made me laugh!
- Thanks man!
#257 - twatmissile (01/24/2013) [-]
A baby within a baby within a babe
#180 - jewcmarshal (01/24/2013) [-]
What the 			****		 is that last facepalm supposed to be?
What the **** is that last facepalm supposed to be?
User avatar #192 to #180 - cddamis (01/24/2013) [-]
Cancer. Cancer everywhere on that hand.
User avatar #185 to #180 - dvdfaust (01/24/2013) [-]
It's from Beetlejuice. there's a scene where various things in the house come to life... one of the things was shrimp cocktail.
User avatar #187 to #185 - jewcmarshal (01/24/2013) [-]
Hmm... I don't remember that part. Thanks for the info though.
User avatar #189 to #187 - dvdfaust (01/24/2013) [-]
I could link the part, if you'd like... it always freaked me out as a kid, because dose some scary-ass fingers.
User avatar #190 to #189 - jewcmarshal (01/24/2013) [-]
I could probably find it on Netflix. Thanks for the offer.
User avatar #193 to #190 - dvdfaust (01/24/2013) [-]
No worries... best of luck! It's essentially when he really starts going ******* , and some investors for the house were there, I believe, fairly close to the end... immediately after that they sing Harry Belafonte songs.
User avatar #195 to #193 - jewcmarshal (01/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, the last time I saw the movie was a few years ago.
User avatar #281 to #195 - dvdfaust (01/24/2013) [-]
It's a good one.
#173 - dreamthrow (01/24/2013) [-]
Here's for when the fail is really 			*******		 terrible.
Here's for when the fail is really ******* terrible.
User avatar #175 to #173 - badasstoaster (01/24/2013) [-]
Bueno
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#8 to #7 - arandomanon (01/23/2013) [-]
Oh God I love that game.
#11 to #7 - beerterror (01/23/2013) [-]
Greeting: Hello Meatbags,

Introduction: I am referred to as H-CASH-47, and I detest every single one of you.
Observation: All of you are poorly hygienic, mentally handicapped, fleshy blobs who partake in the visual processing of idiotic images every second of their day. You are the reason the meatbags of the galaxy created assassin droids.
Query: Have any of you meatbags truly had sexual relations with a female member of your species?
Conjecture: It is possible that degrading others due to one?s own shortcomings is enjoyable, however you increase this to an entirely new capacity.
Statement: Said actions are more pathetic than pleasuring one?s self to photographs on social networks.

Eager Invitation: Do not remain a stranger.
Goading Statement: By all means, attempt to damage my personage. As a droid, I am closer to perfection that you could ever possibly be.
Proud Boast: This unit exterminated 104 people within a period of one standard month and is eager to add to that count.
Query: What physical activities do you engage in, other than "self pleasuring to unclothed illustrations"?
Additional Boast: I am also estimated to have been programmed with an IQ of over 267, and have a visually attractive companion (Whom just blew one of my fuses; the act of which was extremely agreeable).
Degrading Remark: You are all stupid meatbags who should self terminate at once.
Statement: Thank you for receiving this message.

Explanation: The accompanying image depicts me and my female meatbag slave.
#126 to #110 - effort ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
#202 - snakefire (01/24/2013) [-]
Face palm
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#208 - jeekim (01/24/2013) [-]
Here's something that might surprise some of you
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fetus_in_fetu

inb4 THIS ISNT THE CAUSE OF IT HURR DURR
I know.
#210 to #208 - greatcornholio (01/24/2013) [-]
Dat belly button
User avatar #64 - eliteqtip (01/23/2013) [-]
lol at ******* with ****** Hi-Point handguns
User avatar #65 to #64 - mmajunkie (01/23/2013) [-]
Are you implying they can afford anything better?
User avatar #67 to #65 - eliteqtip (01/23/2013) [-]
Does Anyone that incompetent with firearm safety even deserve a pistol?
User avatar #68 to #67 - mmajunkie (01/23/2013) [-]
No...I feel as though when I'm filling out the 4473 someone should be going over a 10 commandments of firearm safety. That's the only way to solve some of the stupidity

1 - Thou shalt not point thy gun at thy face or another's face
2 - Thou shalt never make retarded facebook pics holding said firearm
etc.
etc
User avatar #70 to #68 - eliteqtip (01/23/2013) [-]
/k/omrade?
#30 - MacheteJoe (01/23/2013) [-]
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