MS Paint Skills 90000+. fact comp true story.. I wonder if Vilod is still making that mead with juniper berries...
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User avatar #114 - walkerassassin (01/26/2013) [-]
Just so everyone knows I was being very general when making this ... like vodka in general not particularly absolute vodka it's just the first picture I chose ... sorry peeps
User avatar #105 - beroty (01/24/2013) [-]
You forgot the rum that is made from....
it's made from something
#110 to #105 - MuayThaiFarang (01/24/2013) [-]
Rum is made from molasses. Molasses comes from sugarcane. Though theoretically you could use beets or grapes.
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#100 - Matengel (01/24/2013) [-]
I looked this up once, the difference between whiskey and bourbon is what kind of wood barrel it is fermented in and for how long
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#92 - tkfourtwoone (01/24/2013) [-]
Have fun naming ALL the plants from which this beautiful thing is made.
#116 to #92 - anonymous (01/28/2013) [-]
Jager is made from the Devil's Piss
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User avatar #96 to #94 - tkfourtwoone (01/24/2013) [-]
Considering that it's an aperitif, and not actually hard liquor...

Tried drinking Unicum once. NOT FUN.
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User avatar #99 to #98 - tkfourtwoone (01/24/2013) [-]
I'm usually turned off by anything that puts "French" and "alcohol/liquor" in the same phrase...
As for the Jager, I'd much rather have shots of it than shots of tequila, like what 90% of people serving shots do.
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User avatar #102 to #101 - tkfourtwoone (01/24/2013) [-]
Well, if I drink it at home, then I'll enjoy it by taking small sips. But otherwise when going out in town I use it as an appetiser of sorts. AND leaves a smooth, menthol flavored warmness in your throat and stomach.

Anyway, my initial comment referred to the fact that a lot of plants and ****** are put into Jagermeister to give it its distinct aroma. And its recipe has been a secret since its creation (allegedly it was also used to treat wounds in WW2 by German soldiers...)
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#91 - tkfourtwoone (01/24/2013) [-]
Got any questions about vodka?...
...or vodka accessories?
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#88 - anonymous (01/24/2013) [-]
This is very, very incorrect.

Absolut is made from wheat. Smirnoff is made from potato. Jack Daniel's is made from corn.
#87 - malifauxdeux ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
If I'm not mistaken, the majority of Absinthe isn't made with wormwood. Wormwood is actually toxic and was the hallucinogenic that was used in absinthe.
#118 to #87 - zekaizer (01/29/2013) [-]
That's actually the reason why it was banned in the U.S. for a while. There are now industry standards that eliminate the hallucinogens.
#83 - brothergrimm (01/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #80 - JNS (01/24/2013) [-]
I have a few bottles of rye whiskey
User avatar #78 - gramernazi (01/24/2013) [-]
Is everything in Asia made from rice?
User avatar #82 to #78 - torchrose (01/24/2013) [-]
#79 to #78 - urapooper (01/24/2013) [-]
idk probably I heard even some noodles are made of rice
User avatar #106 to #79 - jefglv (01/24/2013) [-]
It's where Asia gets the starch. Potatoes don't really grow well in Asia due to the tropical soil so rice provides pretty much everything.
User avatar #77 - vonspyder (01/24/2013) [-]
Gin is by far my favorite. I prefer Taaka over Boston or McCormick for when im on a budget, but theres no denying Bombay Sapphire Gin is the best.
User avatar #86 to #77 - frenchgenocide (01/24/2013) [-]
Thank you for the input, it was very interesting and important.
#111 to #86 - vonspyder (01/24/2013) [-]
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Indeed. Nothing worse than ****** Gin. Beefeater isnt too bad either, just a bit pricy for what it is.
#76 - anonymous (01/24/2013) [-]
Not all vodka is made from potatoes, most is made from wheat. Basically what vodka is is ethanol in water, which is why it is used to make gin.
Gin is made from pure alcohols (such as vodka), flavored with things like juniper berries.
Beer is barley, flavored with hops.
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#74 - johrai (01/24/2013) [-]
Absinthe has a tiny amount of wormwood in it, it's not made from it. It's primarily flavored from anise seed extract, but the actual alcohol and fermentation process, before botanicals are added, is almost identical to Gin.
#67 - erst ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
Actually, absinthe havent been produced with wormwood since its ban in 1915 in America, due to its hallucinogens, and other harmfull effects. Nevertheless the drink was so populare by then, the makers of absinthe asked the government for permition to make this drink, just without wormwood, and they got it. So all absinthe produced today is without wormwood. All commercially produced absinthe, that is.
User avatar #71 to #67 - thetruepervysage (01/24/2013) [-]
Green Absinthe is banned in the US.

The importation, distribution, and sale of absinthe is permitted with respect to the following restrictions:
The product must be thujone-free as per TTB guidelines,
The word "absinthe" can neither be the brand name nor stand alone on the label, and
The packaging cannot "project images of hallucinogenic, psychotropic or mind-altering effects."
Absinthe imported in violation of these regulations is subject to seizure at the discretion of U.S. Customs and Border Protection.
#66 - matriarch (01/24/2013) [-]
gin has a ******* more in it than just juniper berries lol
User avatar #63 - suprconfederateman (01/24/2013) [-]
im gunna go ahead and tell yal that fact at the end is wrong
#62 - dukeofdickbutt (01/24/2013) [-]
Im surprised no ones made a skyrim joke with the juniper berries
User avatar #64 to #62 - sketchE ONLINE (01/24/2013) [-]
or a fallout joke because of blue agave
User avatar #61 - crafty badger (01/24/2013) [-]
patron uses green agave because the buds of the green agave plant produce more liquid to be distilled.
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